Atopos - I don't own any Naruto characters or a shovel, but I think this would be such a cool idea. This was actually a request one of my friends asked me to do around Halloween time. I did it during my second class, and I have to say that it made me laugh when I re-read it before typing it up. Please review about how stupid this is. And just to warn you, I have no idea why they're walking around a corn field during the night.

"Tell me again why we fucking need a fucking shovel," Hidan spoke up, carrying the heavy tool over one shoulder.

"It's so we don't look suspicious," Kakuzu answered simply as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Do you really think people want to see criminals wandering the streets with nothing?" When Hidan shook his head stiffly as a reply, Kakuzu continued, "Exactly. Besides, it keeps you busy."

Hidan started grumbling to himself, "Fucking dumbest answer ever."

They continued walking through the farmyard. Again, Hidan didn't know the reason for it. It was just team zombie walking through a corn field with a large shovel, no real goal and not trying to look crazy.

"Hey look!" Hidan yelled excitedly, pointing the shovel to his left and nearly hitting Kakuzu in the head. There stood a scarecrow a few feet away from them. "It's your father, Kakuzu!"

Kakuzu scowled at him, "Don't be an ass."

Hidan merely shrugged in response, slowly placing the shovel back in it's previous spot so it was easier to carry. They started walking once again.

"Tell me again why I brought you," Kakuzu muttered softly, not expecting a reply. A headache was coming to him, and he now wished for nothing more than to take the shovel from Hidan and either hit himself over the head with it repeatedly or stab Hidan a few times in the gut with it.

"Because I'm fucking adorable, and you needed someone to carry this fucking shovel."

- Atopos