This is the profile of a woman who is firmly of the belief that you should never do the things you love for a living. And I love writing. Somewhat antisocial, with an unhealthy fondness for alcoholic beverages and an obsession with all things satirical, I'd gladly spend the rest of my life musing upon the merits of spending one's life musing upon the merits of things. (You gotta aim high!)

Any pairing is a good pairing so long as the writing is quality, and nobody is related.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not that talented an author, but if you're after a chuckle and some quotable quotes: I'm your man... woman... whatever... I'd gladly swing either way if you can hold a good conversation. XD

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The Romantic Misadventures of Froggie and Kirkland.

Genre: Romance/Humour (AU)

Fandom: Axis Powers: Hetalia

Characters: UK, France, America, Russia; mostly. Other cameos are apparent

Pairings: Many, lots of crack. USUK, and FRussia are the most apparent pairings.

He's been dumped again. Arthur's down on his luck, all by himself, and only getting older. What's a moody Brit to do? Join his best friend, Francis, and his string of toy-boys on a treck down the long, painful, and exceptionally awkward road to love, of course! Support groups, online dating and incredibly strange one-night-stands ensue for Arthur; all of which are sprinkled with the obnoxious input of one very loud, very handsome American.

"I don't think I'll be calling him again." Arthur said in despair.

"Perhaps not." Smiled Francis, sipping his cappucino as though toe-sucking were an everyday event.

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