Akatsuki High School Year Books

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Zetsu sighed. He had two bottles in his hands. One read 'Miracle Grow Bloom and Blossom Formula'. The other read 'Miracle Grow Vine and Shrub Formula'.

"Hey man, what are you doing?" Kakuzu asked entering the kitchen from the laundry room.

"Do you think I'm looking less green?"

"Less green? No." Kakuzu answered.

"Well, I thought about taking some of this Miracle grow, but I wasn't certain about which formula.

"I don't think you need either. You look as green as you do every other day." Kakuzu said.

"Well, I trust you. Maybe today isn't the day for Miracle Grow." Zetsu got up to put the Miracle Grow back outside in the garage.

"Okay, Marisol we're going to need eggs, oil, the cake mix, a pan, the frosting…and probably some other stuff, yeah." Dana said as she and Marisol invaded the kitchen.

"What are you two going to do?" Kakuzu asked.

"We are so going to make a strawberry cake with strawberry frosting, yeah!" Dana beamed.

"Yeah! And we are so going to do it without any help from anyone else!" Marisol said excitedly.

"Good luck." Kakuzu said. "I'm off to the bank, I got a check in the mail today and I really want to cash it." Kakuzu left to make his way to the bank.

"Okay, Marisol we're going to need…a 9 by 13 inch baking pan, yeah." Dana read the back of the Betty Crocker strawberry cake mix box.

"This one?" Marisol held a bread pan up.

"Hmmm……I don't know…that doesn't look like a cake pan, yeah." Marisol dug another pan out of the drawer.

"This one?" Marisol now had in her hands a flat cookie sheet.

"Do you think the batter will run off of it, yeah?" Dana asked wondering if they could use that pan.

"It might. Hey how about this one?" Marisol held up a muffin pan.

"None of these pans look like the picture on the box, yeah….but we can not ask for help Marisol we just can't!" Dana proclaimed.

"Okay well let's just pull all of the pans out until we find one that looks like the picture!" This was Marisol's wonderful idea. And so they started digging through pans.

"So do you think I would look better in a spring wedding, a summer wedding or an autumn wedding?" Itachi asked Deidara.

"Why did you leave out winter, yeah?" Deidara wondered. Itachi slammed his magazine to his lap.

"Hello!? I refuse to wear winter white! Besides, you should know that the cold winter months are hell on my skin and my hair! I couldn't possibly moisturize enough to maintain my healthy glow!" Itachi told him.

"That is a good point." Deidara said as he checked his tan line. He and Itachi had been laying poolside for a good 45 minutes.

"I think a summer wedding, yeah. But that's because summer is the season of weddings!" Deidara said getting up to get in the pool. Itachi followed behind him.

"Do you think I need to lose any weight for when me and Dana actually do have our wedding?" Itachi asked.

"No! Itachi, you've been a size 30 for like……ever, yeah. Look at it this way…the day you can't get in my pants is the day you have to drop some weight, yeah."

"Why the hell do you have to put it that way? You make it sound so GAY!" Itachi scolded him.

"Itachi, I'm just saying that you and I wear the same size pants, yeah." Itachi glared at him.

"But you don't say it like that….you twist it around….you….oh never mind!" Itachi said rolling his eyes.

"We found it!" Dana and Marisol shouted as they found the pan that matched the picture on the box. They squealed with glee.

"Okay, okay! The first thing we have to do is preheat the oven to 350 degrees." Marisol said. She looked at Dana and Dana looked at her. "Dana…..what is……pre…heat?" Dana thought for a moment.

"Hey! Maybe, it's like when you plug a straightening iron up to let it warm up, yeah!" Marisol's face lit up.

"That so has to be it!" Dana and Marisol started examining the oven to see where this mysterious pre-heat function was located.

"You really should, Lola. You need the Blackberry. Their website even talks about the features made specifically for law offices." Sasori told her.

"So wait, this phone will make conference calls? Oh my god, you can connect this to a lap top or PC and access the internet?"

"Honey, you can do pretty much everything with that phone. So, you could consult with your clients via instant message, keep appointment logs, and until you finish up this internship you could even log your hours and send them to your supervising professor." Sasori told her.

"But, would this mess up our current cell phone plan?" Lola wondered as she and Sasori stared at Blackberry phones on the blackberry website.

"No, we'd just pay the cost of the phone."

"I don't know….that seems like it would be more of a graduation gift from my parents once I'm completely done with Law School. I mean I just bought the laptop." Lola said.

"Don't worry about that honey. You really need a phone like this, once you had it you'd wonder how you got by without it. The 8700c is probably the one you need." Sasori told her. Just then Kisame came rushing up the stairway and into the doorway of Sasori and Lola's room.

"Oh my god….I have to tell you guys this! Okay! So I was at the vet and…." Sasori cut Kisame off.

"You were at the vet? Why were you at the vet?" he asked.

"I have gills! I always go to the vet for regular checkups on my gills!" Kisame said.

"Oh…that does make sense." Sasori said.

"Anyway, so I'm at the vet and of course at the vet's office there is this music that plays in the waiting room and this old 70's song came on and oh my god I don't know what it was called but it kept talking about this chick named Lola…but at the end of the song…the chick is actually a GUY named LOLA…..Lola you're not a guy are you?" Kisame asked. Lola laughed as she examined the Blackberry website some more.

"No, I'm not. But I will tell you that I'm named after that song. You see, I was born in 1970. The song is Lola and it's by The Kinks. My dad was not only a leftover hippy but he loved that song so much that when he found out he was having a girl he somehow convinced my mother that Lola Monet was a better name than Claudia Monet…I somehow thank him for that." Lola explained.

"Monet? You mean like the French artist. Oh….Claude…I get it now…Claude Monet, Claudia Monet…so……you ended up being named after a 1970's hit song and a French artist?

"That's right." Lola answered. Before Kisame could go any further with his questioning, he heard Hidan yelling from downstairs.

"HEY! HEY COME CHECK THIS OUT! I WAS OVER AT THE LEADER'S PLACE AND HE GAVE ME A BUNCH OF OUR HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOKS!"

"Oh wow! A Year book! I want to see! I want to see! I want to see!" Tobi was so excited as he scrambled out of his room and down the stairs. Hidan was in the living room downstairs. He had set the heavy stack of books on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"Oh man, this is too great, seriously!" Hidan laughed. "Here's Kakuzu's year book!" Hidan looked through the stack of year books. "Tobi! Man, I found your year book!" Hidan said holding it up." He handed it to Tobi.

"Hey this is my freshman yearbook!" Tobi said opening it immediately. Itachi and Deidara came in from the pool.

"What do you two have?" Itachi asked. Hidan laughed.

"High school year books." Hidan answered quickly flipping through Kisame's yearbook.

"Oh god." Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Oh my god! Is mine there, yeah!? I want to see!" Deidara ran over to Hidan.

"Why don't you two go get some dry clothes on and dry all that hair off your dripping everywhere. Then we'll look at yearbooks. SASORI, LOLA! COME DOWN HERE!" Hidan yelled. This was going to turn in to a humiliating afternoon.