Summer Vacation

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach. Or the song.

Also I don't own the characters except Alex Shugotenshi (Chief, Al, or uncle)
and Harry Ichaicha. The other characters belong to:

kitsune destiny owns Kitsune Ametheyst Destiny

xroyal.momonessx owns Moon

DarkSamuraiX1999 owns Nao Sakuragi

closedofHeart owns Kuro Souski

Hisashuu owns Shedai Arashi

Mase owns Ash

Demonade owns Chihara Uzi

One more thing, when I put a "bleep", I'm going to put the same amount of letters as the word.

"Why three dates?"Ukitake said.

"Cause that's when I count couples as boyfriend and girlfriend." Shunsui said.

So everybody had a good time (well at least most of them did). A few people got angry cause they loss ten dollars to a little girl, which is Yachiru.

"YACHIRU COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" Renji said.

"Why?" Yachiru asked.

"CAUSE YOU KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO KISS!" Matsumoto said.

"So. How much you want to bet that Snowy and Bun girl are going to kiss on their first date?"

"YACHIRU JUST GIVE OUR MONEY BACK!!!!!!!"

"But I got it fair and square."

"JUST GIVE IT!" Renji shouted with rage.

"Fine then but it has to be a bet."

Renji and Matsumoto stopped.

"What's the bet?" Both of them asked simultaneously.

"Hmmmm. I know! I bet ten dollars that Red head can't get a date for tomorrow!" Yachiru said.

"I'm on Yachiru's side" Matsumoto said.

"YOUR NOT HELPING!!!!!!!" Renji said.

"Come on Red head, just get a date by tomorrow."

"Fine. But I will prove you wrong. I CAN get a date!"

So Renji walked off to a random woman. But of course the lady is beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help staring at you since your so beautiful."

"Why thank you. You look handsome yourself."

"Well are you off tomorrow night?"

"Yes I am."

"Can I pick you for a lovely dinner?"

"Sure here's my number."

"Whoa wait a minute lady." Yachiru interfered.

"Why?" The lady asked.

"Cause I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"Why?"

"BECAUSE this man right here has a tattoo from a mafia gang. He only wants your number so he can call you and kill you when your on the "date" with him."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

So the lady ran out of the pool while screaming. It went like this with nine more women who were screaming and running away from Renji. Then came this one person.

"Excuse me miss, can I buy you a drink?"

"Now why would you do that?" the "lady" asked.

"Because you are a beautiful lady that I would like to spend some time with."

"Hmm. Fine I would be delighted to go on a date with you. Here's my number."

"No wait I would give you my number." Renji said.

"I wouldn't keep that if I were you." Yachiru interfered again.

"What are you doing?" Renji whispered.

"Saving your life and dignity."

"Yeah right. You only want to win the bet."

"I'm not kidding."

Then the "lady" interrupted.

"Excuse me kid but why shouldn't I keep the number?"

"BECAUSE his butt is hairy as a gorilla."

"So is mine."

"Yeah but he waxes his legs, arm pits, and eye brows."

"I do that too."

"HE WEARS PINK PANTIES AND BRA."

"So your saying he's a woman."

"YES!!" Yachiru said.

"Well I have a confession to make."

"What?" Yachiru and Renji said.

Then in a manly voice the "lady" said:

"I'm not a lady, I'm a man. Also I wear pink boxers."

"..."

"Well it's getting late and I have to go. So I'll call you tomorrow. Bye sexy mama."

Then the lady... or man left the pool area.

"Nice one Red head you won the bet and a date with a weird and hairy...guy."

"..."

"Well if you want the money come talk to me."

"..."

So Yachiru left Renji and walked to Matsumoto.

"So did he get a date?" Matsumoto asked.

"Kind of."

"What do you mean, kind of?"

"Well the date he got was a man but dressed like a lady. But when we met the man he talked and looked like a lady. Then later on in the conversation the lady confessed that he was a man." Yachiru talked way too fast for anyone to understand.

"...What did you say?"

"THE LADY THAT RED HEAD IS GOING TO DATE IS A MAN." Yachiru said very slowly.

"WHAT!!!!"

"I said it twice!!!!" Yachiru said.

"I know but... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Renji thought he was asking out a lady but that person is actually a man!!!!" Matsumoto said. Unfortunately everybody heard her.

"Wow man. I thought you were straight." Ichigo said.

"Hey I didn't know that lady was a man." Renji said.

"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT" everybody said.

A hour past by and nothing happened. Then Byakuya was walking towards the other side of the bar until he bumped into a young beautiful lady.

"I'm so sorry, are you alright?" Byakuya said.

"Yes I'm fine." Kitsune said.

"S-s-so um... are you on a v-v-vacation?" Byakuya said.

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well umm... w-w-would you like t-t-to go out s-s-sometime?"

"Sure. Here's my number. Call me."

And with that Kitsune walked away. Then Byakuya sat next to Renji.

I don't know why but that lady. That BEAUTIFUL lady made me feel the same way I felt when I was with Hisana. Byakuya thought to himself.

"Hey captain, I'm saying this cause I care" Renji took a deep breath. "YOU SUCK at talking to women."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Hey captain, can I ask you a question?" Renji asked.

"What?"

"Are you gay? Cause if you are then..."

"Abarai I AM NOT GAY!!!!! CAUSE IF I WAS "BLEEEEP" GAY, I BYAKUYA WOULDN'T HAVE KISS A GIRL, MADE OUT WITH A GIRL, GET MARRIED TO A GIRL, OR HAVE "BLEEEEP" "BLP" WITH A GIRL!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!"

"Y-y-y-yes sir." Renji said.

Then Byakuya walked away silently. After that Yachiru came.

"Ooooooooo. Renji got REJECTED." Yachiru said.

"Be quiet Yachiru."

"Renji got rejected by his own captain. What a shame."

"IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOUR GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING!!!!!"

"Dude, I'm saying this cause I really care. You suck at getting dates AND threatening people." Yachiru said.

"ARRRRGGGG" Renji yelled.

"Oh I know what you are. Your a pirate."

"YOU LITTLE BRAT"

With that Renji chased Yachiru all around the pool. Then it came REALLY late and everyone started going back to their rooms. After that Yachiru had a plan.

"Hey uncle, can you do a favor for me?" Yachiru said.

"Yeah sure. What is it?"

"Well, I have a feeling that someone is going to stay for a little while. Sooooooo. Do you have a video camera?"

"Yeah"

"Go get it."

A few minutes later...

"Okay here it is." Alex said.

"I want you to stay here for a while and record what is happening here. Can you do that?" Yachiru said.

"Yeah but how am I going to give you the video"

"Aren't you going to pick up your date?"

"Yeah."

"Then you could give it to me at that time."

"Alright. See you tomorrow." Alex said.

"Goodnight uncle" Yachiru said.

The chief hid behind something and waited. Then there was only Hinamori. She looked up to the sky and started singing.

(Before you read or skip the lyrics to Misty's Song, I REALLYREALLY RECOMMEND you to open up another Internet window or tab and go to you tube. Then search Misty's Song and click the FIRST VIDEO. Or follow the link below this instructions. After that, come back to this window and follow the lyrics).

IGNORE THAT PART!!!!

[ASH Goodnight Brock, g'night Pikachu...
g'night, Misty. See ya in the morning.

[Misty Good night, Ash. Sweet dreams.

PLEASE IGNORE THAT PART!!!!

Out here in the quiet of the night
Beneath the stars
And moon
We both know we've got something on our minds
He won't admit
But it's true
You look at me
I look away

I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
But I don't know how to start
I wanna tell you but no, I'm afraid
That you might break my heart

Oh, why should anything so easy ever

Be so hard to do
I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
And to say that
I love you

I practice all the things that I could say
Line by line
Every word
I tell myself, 'Today could be the day'
But every time, I lose my nerve
I look at you
You look away

I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
But I don't know how to start
I wanna tell you but no, I'm afraid
That you might break my heart
Oh, why should anything so easy ever

Be so hard to do
I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
And to say that
I love you

Why
Why do you turn away
It must be, you're afraid like me
I've tried, tried
But I can't pretend that I
Don't feel for you
The way I do
Can't you see

I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
But I don't know how to start
I wanna tell you but no, I'm afraid
That you might break my heart
Oh, why should anything so easy ever

Be so hard to do
I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
And to say that
I love you

repeat

IGNORE THAT PART TOO!!!

[ASH Did you say something, Misty?

[MISTY Me? No, nothing! I didn't say anything, Ash. G'night!

IGNORE THAT PART TOO!!!

Then Matsumoto came back to get Hinamori.

ALSO THE AMOUNT OF LETTERS IN THE "BLEEP" IS THE SAME AMOUNT OF LETTERS IN THE WORD THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE!!!!!