Sydsas: Hey, everyone. Rae is unable to write for now; she has no computer (Or TV!). So don't expect updates for a bit. Sorry y'all. :(

Edit: RaeVenn-Chan: I'm back! Sorta... I'm actually at my Dad's... but the computer (Finally) got back at my Mom's... Cross your fingers and hope all my story info is still there (I literally have dozens on there)... The computer was in bad shape when we took it in...

Important!: Okay, I'm working on the sequel to 'Voices'. I nearly have the first chapter done. But... I kinda really don't like to put stuff until I'm finished with it, so... it'll still be a while until it's up... Don't kill me! (Uses random small child as shield, then realizes she has a really morbid sense of humor) -Scroll down to see more information about the sequel-

Alright, I have gone back and re-read 'Voices'. Quite frankly, it's horrible. People seem out of character, several things don't make sense, and the writing is, well, horrible. So, I'm going back and changing all of that. The remake shouldn't take that long, and I should have it up within a month. By the time I'm done with it, it'll make sense, it won't have so many plot holes, the characters will be 'in-character', the writing won't suck so badly, and it'll be longer.

By the way, the top part of my profile is about 'important' stuff. Once you hit 'Favorite Quotes' it's all random from there.

Also known As Pyrotechnic on MediaMiner

Name: RaeVenn-Chan. Or Kit. Whichever.

Address: … Yeah, like I’m going to tell thousands of potential stalkers where I live…

Age: One year older, as of May 5th!

Gender: (Looks down) Yeah, definitely female.

Personality: Sarcastic. Sometimes dark, sometimes cheery. Would be considered a softie or pushover by many people. And I am, except for the really important stuff.

Connected stories:

Wait, as in stories actually having anything to do with each other? Um, nope, they're all pretty much stand-alone. Though, I do plan on using Sam, Sparkplug, and the All-Spark society from 'Voices' a lot more in the future.

Edit: Made a sidestory to 'Voices' called 'Mission: Hot pink explosives.' Also, 'Wake The Frag Up!' and 'Rest In Pieces' are alternate versions of pretty much the same story.

Stories I'm planning on writing... eventually:

Category: Transformers.
Title: Unknown.
Summary: 'Voices' Sequel.
Pairings: 'Voices' pairings.
Chapters: Unknown.
Rating: ...
Status: Um, I almost, sorta have the first chapter done. Though, I won't post it until it's complete, or close to.
Woo-hoo, vague description of the sequel: Sparkplug reveals he has a brother named Cy who he believes is dead, who turns out to be not-so-dead. Sparkplug and Sam start experiencing abrupt and dramatic decreases in their energy level for several seconds before their back to normal. Then their powers start acting odd. What the hell is going on here?

Category: Transformers
Title: ...
Summary: Years later, the Autobots find out that, yes, their holoforms can get humans pregnant. Yes, even men. I see a lot of freaky half human, half cybertronians in the future. Poor Sam. Utter crack. Mpreg.
Pairings: Um...
Chapters: Not a clue.
Rating: Hee hee.
Status: Not even started.

Category: Transformers
Title: Sam chronicles?
Summary: Do a story filled with one-shot of Cybertronian!Sam with every character I'm familiar with.
Pairings: Sam/Everyone, eventually.
Chapters: Who knows?
Rating: ...
Status: Not even started.

Yeah, these are only a couple of the stories I want to do. If I listed all of my ideas, you'd be here for a very, very long time.

Favorite Quotes:

Transformers: Animated:

Bumblebee: "Hi, I'm Bumblebee."
Sari: "I'm Sari." (Pronounced just like 'Sorry'.)
Bumblebee: 'Don't be. I like my name."

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME DAMN CEREAL?

Quotes I've found in various places from the internet:

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. ~ Albert Einstein

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. ~ Albert Einstein

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ~ Douglas Adams

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. ~ Paul Beatty

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. ~ Robert Bloch

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden. -Steve Martin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ~ W.C. Fields

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~ Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. ~ Winston Churchill

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. ~ Winston Churchill

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over ~ Unknown

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~ Unknown

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I'll scratch your eyes out. ~ Unknown

I'm on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it. ~ Unknown

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. ~ Unknown

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. ~ Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. ~ Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried ~ Unknown

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. ~ Unknown

I don't have "blonde moments."
I have temporary technical difficulty. ~ Unknown

When life gives you lemons... squirt them in peoples eyes. ~ Unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? ~ Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. ~ Unknown

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. ~ Unknown

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Odd conversations with my family:

My oldest brother: I see a lot of chocolate bunnies being slaughtered...

Yeah, that was an... interesting conversation.Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity; send this list to someone to make them smile! It's called...therapy!

For all of those who have wanted to do some random things in Wal-Mart, here is a list to do. Post it on your profile so other people can do them too:

Sixteen Things To Do At WAL-MART:

1. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at five minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares." and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"A little list that totally describes us girls.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Things You Should Know About Best Friends:

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, dumbass, run!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

Another lesson about best friends:

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college to be your drinking buddies.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

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