CHAPTER 2

First week of September…

Harry was lying in bed on his side with Sirius behind him and his arms wrapped around him. Right now he was comfortable lying down and with Sirius close…though he wouldn't mind cutting off Sirius' dick as it was digging into his back. That stupid dick is what got Harry in the position he was in, in the first place. All because he couldn't keep his hands to himself and keep it in his pants.

Throwing Sirius' arm off of him he slowly sat up and looked back at Sirius. The douchebag was still sleeping, he just rolled over. Grumbling, Harry walked—in no way did he waddle—downstairs to the kitchen for a midnight snack.

As he sat down at the table he thought about some of his past cravings seeing as he was back on normal food. Harry remembered how he one time had pancakes with syrup and mustard. That had been utterly delicious, of course now he didn't think he'd be able to eat it again.

Balancing the ice cream tub on his belly because he wanted to lean back, Harry looked at his wedding and engagement rings and remembered the New Year's breakfast at Malfoy Manor.

~Flashback~

Harry and Sirius just flooed into Malfoy Manor when Harry was pounced on by Draco. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Chuckling, Harry hugged Draco back. "For what?"

"For the toys you recommended to my Hell Raisers." He moaned. "I've never had a better night. Hey Sirius."

"Hi Draco." Sirius kept an arm around Harry, he hadn't stopped touching Harry since he got over his shock and became ecstatic about having a baby. Of course Harry was the one carrying the baby, but Sirius had kept Harry up those last few hours with questions, worries, and his support.

Draco looked back and forth between them and stared at Sirius' beaming face. "I'm guessing you two had a wonderful night also."

"Of course," Harry said.

"Yep!" Sirius cheered as his arm tightened. "Now let's eat."

They walked to the dining room to join everyone else and Harry watched as the twins latched onto Draco as soon as he took his seat between them. Harry couldn't help but laugh as he put his breakfast together.

Chatting went on for a while, Harry and Sirius seemed to be floating on air with their happiness, but Harry had been watching Draco and the twins the whole time and he thought something was up. Fred and George kept watching what Draco ate and pushed him to eat whenever he paused to talk. These big smiles never left their faces and when Harry looked at Sirius he saw that they were almost the same. Harry finally looked at Draco's left hand—since that was the engagement hand for male bonding—and saw a ring. Everything was finalized for him when he watched Fred and George touch Draco's stomach when they thought no one was looking.

"Merlin!" Harry cried and it pulled everyone's attention.

Draco looked up at Harry and Harry couldn't help but laugh. What were the odds that Draco would end up pregnant, just like Harry? And also get engaged the same early morning as Harry?

When Draco frowned, Harry looked at Draco's left hand and then his stomach. Draco smiled at his engagement ring but paled when he realized that Harry realized he was pregnant also. But Harry pointed to himself too.

They both looked at each other and then burst out laughing.

"Love? You want to let everyone in on the joke?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah-" Fred started.

"we don't take kindly-"

"to being left out of a joke," Fred finished.

Draco and Harry looked at each other and then looked around the table. "Well," Draco started as he grabbed Fred and George's hands, "I think there are a few announcements we need to make."

"Really?" the twins asked smiling.

"Yes, and we're not the only ones."

They looked at Harry who winked. "Yes." Harry grabbed Sirius' hand and Draco and Harry at the same time said, "We're engaged."

Everyone cheered and congratulated them, the women squealed and started talking about wedding plans so Harry cut them off to finish the news. "Draco and I are also pregnant."

Silence.

"You're pregnant?" Hermione asked.

Draco and Harry nodded.

"How?"

Harry pointed to Sirius while Draco pointed to the twins.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "I gathered that but I mean how. You're men."

"Actually, wizards have had babies in the past," Dumbledore said.

Lucius nodded. "But it hasn't happened in…thirty years right dear?" Narcissa nodded. "It's rare but it's not unheard of. Now, I'm not completely surprised about Harry because of how powerful he is, and I'm not that surprised with Draco either because there has been male pregnancies in the Malfoy line many years ago."

"But how?"

"I have some books on it in the library Hermione. But you'll read them after Draco," he added when Hermione moved to get up. Harry couldn't help but laugh at Hermione's pout. She was such a bookworm and demanded to know information on things she didn't know. Saying there's a book on it in the same house she was in at the moment but not letting her read it was like waving a piece of candy in front of her face.

"Well congratulations!" Ron said and that set the others off on congratulations and the women talking about baby showers.

End Flashback~

Turned out Draco had known he was pregnant about a week longer than Harry found out about himself and that was why Draco had come to talk to Harry about bonding that one day. Draco was one to two weeks ahead of Harry, so the women decided to throw a baby shower for the both of them at the same time and Harry was happy with that.

Everyone had talked with excitement that everyone ended up staying for lunch also which Lucius and Narcissa didn't mind. During that lunch Remus and Severus announced how they've been looking into adoption because they wanted kids too but Remus couldn't get pregnant due to his furry problem and Severus refused to carry a child around for nine months.

When Sirius and Harry had gotten home after the lunch, Sirius had immediately asked Harry all kinds of questions about the nursery. Harry smiled at Sirius' enthusiasm and helped him clear the room beside theirs and start planning how they were going to make the room and went looking around for what they liked for the nursery.

Sirius and Harry had wanted a very small wedding, so they had just married in the backyard after a few months, before Harry became too big. Same for Draco, Fred, and George, except their wedding had been much larger, much to Narcissa and the women's joy since they hadn't been able to go all out for Sirius and Harry. It had been pretty detailed and large, but it had been beautiful and Harry had never felt happier for Draco, Fred, and George. They just looked so happy and you could see their love for each other.

Molly and Ginny of course had attended, and Sirius and Harry tried to stay away from them. But that of course didn't happen. Ginny had tracked him down just when Sirius had left to get Harry a drink during the reception.

~Flashback~

"Hello Harry."

"Ginny."

"Can I sit here?" She asked pointing to a chair to his left. Sure there was another chair separating them but Harry didn't want her to sit by him. His pregnancy wasn't known like Draco's. Draco's was known since he was a bit bigger than Harry due to him carrying twins. Plus it wasn't like the family could keep his pregnancy secret from Molly and Ginny. They had been told. But Harry hadn't told anyone outside his family at that New Year breakfast, which included Tonks and Moody. He wasn't showing that much and his robes hid a lot.

"Harry?"

"Fine," he mumbled. He didn't want to cause a scene.

Ginny smiled and sat down, leaning forward to show off her cleavage. Harry would have rolled his eyes but he stopped himself in time. Honestly, he hadn't talked to her in years and she was still trying to grab his attention.

"How are you?" she asked.

"Happy."

She scowled but covered it with a smile, but not quickly enough. "And Sirius?"

"Happy."

"Harry, what do you see in him? He's old, probably insane from all those years in Azkaban, and he's your godfather. When will you stop this charade and get with me? You know I'll make you happy."

Harry stared at her and couldn't believe what he was hearing. He hasn't talked or even seen her since his sixth year, her fifth, and after she almost killed him. Did she honestly think he'd get with her after that? She knew he's been with Sirius the whole time and still she thought he was faking being gay. And she thought he'd get with her after she insulted Sirius? Even after she's been fucking almost all of the British wizarding world?

"Ginny!" he heard screeched from a distance away. They both turned to see Molly walking, more like marching, over to them. Harry kept his face blank but he was a little worried about what this was about and he didn't want to be cornered by both Molly and Ginny, especially in his delicate state.

"Ginny, I thought I told you to stay away from Harry."

"Mom, I'm trying to see why he's keeping up this charade about being gay and with Sirius. I know he'd be happier with me."

Molly shook her head. "Ginny, I've told you for years now that Harry is gay and that he's obviously happy with Sirius. And even if he wasn't, after how we both almost killed him he wouldn't get together with you."

"Mom! How can you say that?"

Harry looked around and saw that a few people were watching them. Quickly, he put up a silencing charm so that they didn't draw any more attention and chance ruining Draco, Fred, and George's happy occasion.

"Harry is not gay! He can't be! He's Harry Potter and Harry Potter can't be gay. It's sick and disgusting."

Harry glared at the red headed bitch, wanting to hit her, but Molly beat him. Molly smacked Ginny right across the cheek and Ginny stared at her in shock.

"Now listen here Ginny. I've tolerated your ranting and your sleeping around, even though I've tried to stop it, only because you are my daughter and the only one of my children who still talks to me the way they used to. But no more. I will not tolerate this talk and behavior any longer. Harry is allowed to be what he wants and who he wants to be with. You will clean up your act immediately. You will find a job, I don't care if it's cleaning after the owls in the owlery. You will find a job, and you will save up so you can move out. You are the only lazing about child of mine and I won't allow it any longer. Now apologize to Harry for insulting him and Sirius, leave them alone, and then leave. We will speak more on this at home later."

Harry could only stare in shock at Molly. He thought that Molly had been still thinking like Ginny, but he guessed he heard wrong. He wished she thought like this when she found out about Harry and Sirius in the first place.

Ginny turned to Harry. "I'm sorry Harry." Harry didn't say anything because he wasn't going to accept it when he knew she didn't mean it. She was only doing it because her mother said. Ginny left with tears in her eyes and Harry looked at Molly.

"I apologize, Harry. I've been trying to get her to let this go and move on for years but it hasn't worked." Harry just stared. "I know I've ruined everything all those years ago but I hope that we could at least start over and work up to being friends. I know you can never view me as a mother again."

Harry wasn't ready to just forgive her yet but he did feel a bit bad for how her own children barely talked to her now. She was right, he could never go back to viewing her as a surrogate mother again, but who knew about a friend. "We'll see," he said.

Molly gave a small smile. "Thank you." She turned to leave but turned back and smiled fully. "And congratulations on your bonding." She nodded to his right hand which had his bonding and engagement ring.

Harry smiled back and nodded. "Thank you."

End Flashback~

Harry and Sirius have seen Molly now and again and it's been civil. She told them that Ginny in fact did get a job and it was the one Molly said she didn't care about. Ginny cleaned up after the owls at the owlery because that was all she was qualified for. She hasn't moved out yet but she was looking into places.

Eventually they told Molly about the pregnancy since Harry was having trouble hiding it as the months passed and she had practically bounced up and down in glee and congratulated them a mile a minute.

Now, Harry was two weeks from his due date and Draco was two weeks overdue. Poor Draco. He's been cranky and moody since the first overdue day. Harry felt bad for the twins even though they were taking it in stride and never stopped smiling, but Harry knew they were nervous and worried. They were worried something was wrong with the baby, but the doctor assured them that the twins and Draco were fine. They just weren't ready to come out. And they were worried that they weren't going to be around when the baby came. That was why they closed their shop after a week overdue.

"Harry."

Harry looked down and saw Dobby standing there. "Yes?"

"Are you okay?"

He smiled. "Yes Dobby. I'm fine. Just couldn't sleep so I came down for a snack." He pointed to the now empty ice cream carton.

Dobby nodded. "As long as you're alright."

"Don't worry Dobby. I'm not due for another-" Harry doubled over in pain as his stomach suddenly spasmed.

"Harry!"

"Get…Sirius," Harry gritted out between the pain.

Harry heard the tell sign of Dobby popping out and he set the carton on the table before grabbing the edge. The spasm hurt and Harry knew it was a contraction. He was just happy his wat- Damn it! His water just broke and it was all over the floor and seat.

"Harry! What's wrong?" Sirius asked as he ran over.

"Water broke," he said as the contraction stopped. "And I just had a contraction."

"Okay. Dobby, grab the suitcase! Here love." He held out his hand and Harry grab it to get help standing up. Sirius picked him up bridal style—he was still light pregnant—and asked Dobby to shrink the suitcase and then put it in his pocket. "Thank you Dobby." He walked to the fireplace and called out St. Mungo's before going through.

Twenty hours later…

Harry was lying in the hospital bed sweaty, tired, and cranky. He wanted to kill Sirius for putting him in this position. "Don't even think about touching me again you mutt," he growled.

Sirius nervously chucked but gulped when he saw the look Harry gave him.

Harry wanted to smirk for scaring Sirius but he didn't feel smug right now.

"Knock knock."

He raised his head to see who was visiting him now. Everyone from the family had visited him but the doctor ordered only two at a time, three if Sirius left because they didn't know when the time would come for Harry to push. Harry knew they were all still in the waiting room for him and Harry could cry from the love and support. He actually did cry at one point but he would deny it later and threatened Sirius if he ever told.

"Draco! You lucky bastard."

Draco had come into the hospital minutes after Harry but had given birth thirty minutes after showing up. The lucky bastard. He's obviously rested but was still a bit weak because he was being pushed in a wheelchair by Fred followed by George. Draco was holding one baby while George held the other.

"Hey Harry."

"Hey. These yours?"

"No Harry, we stole them."

"Come on Draco, I'm tired. And if you can't give me a break then bite me."

"Alright, alright. Geez you sound cranky." Draco ignored the twins as they coughed and Harry and Sirius snickered. "Yes these are ours. Fred be a good boy and help me up." Fred immediately went to Draco and helped him stand and sit on the edge of Harry's bed.

Harry looked at the baby in his arms and smiled. "Definitely a Weasley."

Draco rolled his eyes. "Yes."

The baby boy with the Weasley red hair opened his eyes and Harry smiled again. The baby had the Malfoy trade mark gray eyes but it was mixed with Weasley blue, eyes reminding him of steel. "Beautiful. What's his name?"

"Scorpius Abernox Malfoy-Weasley."

"And…" He looked at George who came forward to show the baby girl. She looked exactly like her brother, even the steel colored eyes.

"This is Alexandra Milia Malfoy-Weasley."

"They're beautiful, guys."

"Of course they are," Draco huffed.

Harry rolled his eyes but stopped when he was hit with another contraction. Sirius held his hand through it and then gave him a kiss when it was over. It was what he did each time and it was sweet but it just kept reminding him how he ended up this way. He glared at Sirius before turning back to Draco and his men who were all smiling. "So, how are you?"

"Tired but I'll be good enough to leave the day after tomorrow since they have to make sure me and the babies are fine before sending us home."

Harry nodded.

"Harry," Fred said as he took Scorpius from Draco, "we were wondering if you and Sirius would like to be Scorpius' godparents."

"Really?" Sirius asked as Harry sat up a bit straighter.

They all nodded. "Yep. Remus and Severus are godparents to Alexandra, so we were wondering if you'd be godparents for Scorpius."

"We'd be honored to," Harry said with tears in his eyes.

"Oh stop your blubbering. Honestly."

"Hey! You were crying yesterday when you didn't have any cookies," Harry pointed out

Draco stuck his nose up which had Fred, George, Harry, and Sirius chuckling. "Well…that was different."

"Uh-huh."

"So you excited Harry?" George asked.

"I just want the baby out."

"Tell me again why you didn't want to know the sex," Draco said as he took Alexandra from George.

"We want it to be a surprise."

"But what about the nursery?"

"You've seen the nursery Draco," Harry said as he interlocked his fingers with Sirius. "It's cream colored. We didn't want to do the traditional blue or pink."

"Plus I don't think I can take a room all pink," Sirius said. "I at least need a few years to warm up to that if we do have a daughter and she decorates her room herself."

Harry chuckled and patted his hand with his other one.

Another contraction hit and Sirius was there for him, telling him it would be okay and that it was almost over. Then he gave him a kiss, which Harry glared at him.

"Just think, if you give birth before midnight then our kids will have the same birthday."

"Yeah," Harry sighed as he laid back.

"Hey, we're going to go and let you rest."

Harry absently nodded and said goodbye to Blondie, Hell Raisers, and Mini Hell Raisers, which Draco moaned at and the twins beamed at.

An hour later…

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT TOUCHING ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK, BOIL IT, PUT IT ON A HOTDOG BUN, AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!"

The doctor and nurse stifled their laughter as they were used to this from other deliveries, and from the way Sirius paled. "You don't mean that," Sirius said as he winced at the grip Harry had on his hand. "Do you?"

Harry sweetly smiled at Sirius and Sirius thought he was going to pass out from fear. That smile was bad, bad news. He looked at the doctor and nurse but they just shook their head. "You're on your own. Then again I hear that threat a lot but they never follow through."

"Wanna bet," Harry growled. "Now get this baby out of me."

"One more minute, Harry," Doctor Pierce said.

When the minute was up the doctor looked up at Harry from between his legs. "Okay Harry. When the next contraction hits I want you to push. I'll tell you when to relax."

"Fine."

The next contraction hit and he pushed, and dear Merlin did it hurt!

"Relax."

Harry collapsed back and Sirius was saying something but Harry wasn't really paying attention. All he knew was that he was there for him.

The next contraction hit and Harry pushed, and pushed, and pushed for what felt like forever.

"Rest."

Harry was gasping for air and silent tears were falling down his cheeks. "You're doing great Harry," Sirius said as he wiped the tears away. "You're doing great."

"Alright Harry, one more push."

Harry shook his head. "I can't." He looked at Sirius. "I can't do it."

"Harry James Potter-Black," Sirius said as he looked at him in the eye. "Now you listen to me. You can do this. You have been through so much since Lily and James were murdered. You've faced Voldemort more times than needed, and you killed him your fifth year. You can certainly do this. I know you can."

Normally Harry would have laughed at that crappy hype talk but in the state he was in it worked. He nodded and pushed when the next contraction hit.

Seconds felt like minutes until Harry heard a scream. He flopped back in exhaustion and listened to Sirius say how much he loved him and their baby cry.

"Congratulations. It's a girl."

Harry was handed his daughter and gasped. "She's beautiful," Harry whispered.

"Just like you," Sirius whispered back and kissed his temple. Harry sighed and leaned into the kiss until Sirius pulled back and they both looked back down at their daughter.

She had black hair and when she opened her eyes, they were Harry's Avada Kedavra green with Sirius' gray around the edges.

"What's her name?" Doctor Pierce asked.

Harry looked at Sirius. "Elizabeth Lily Potter-Black."

The doctor nodded and wrote it down while the nurse cleaned him up and let his legs down.

As the doctor left, and Harry continued to stare at his daughter, Sirius asked, "Can you go get our family?"

"That's a lot of people but yes."

Harry and Sirius went back to staring at their daughter and Sirius fingered her tiny hair and cupped her head. "She's so tiny." He whispered.

"I know."

"She's also squishy. And wrinkly."

"Sirius."

"But she's also perfect and ours."

Shaking his head, he turned to kiss Sirius and surprisingly it was a bit heated.

"Geez, they just got a daughter and they're already working for another," they heard Severus say and the others laugh as they enetered.

Harry pulled back to glare at Severus but it wasn't full force. His eyes widened when he saw Draco being wheeled into the room on his bed.

"What's going on?"

"I figured that you'd want to be in the same room with Draco, plus it makes visits easy," Sirius said. "So I asked, Draco was fine with it, and then asked the doctor to bring him in after Elizabeth came."

"Thanks love."

"She's beautiful," Remus said as he came over while everyone gathered around his and Draco's bed. "What do you think Timothy?"

Timothy was Remus and Severus' seven year old boy they adopted a few months back and he quickly fit into the big family.

He came over to stand in front of Remus and then jumped up to sit beside Harry. He looked at Elizabeth and his face scrunched up. "She's all wrinkly."

Laughter filled the room and Harry couldn't have been happier with his life at that moment.

A while after everyone was seated and talking and Elizabeth was in the hospital basinet, Sirius said, "You're so beautiful."

"Thanks love," Harry sighed as he curled into Sirius. He was so tired.

"You want another one?"

Harry's head jerked back while the ones who heard him had the nerve to laugh. "Get this fool away from me."

The End.

(Updated 6.18.12)

A/N: Uncensored version is uploaded on AO3. My name is the same over there if head over.