libcohide bio
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, Psych, Eureka, and Sherlock. I am a pain in the ass do gooder. I can't help it. I'm what you might call a bleeding heart liberal. I read alot, I like to cook. I spend too much time on the internet, and I like brussel sprouts and liver. I really love shampoo plus conditioner combos. Things that make me cry: Hallmark commercials, grown men being all sad, the annihilation of native peoples, USA losing at the World Cup, fibromyalgia... I am a little crazy, what with the lies and all... Fandoms: Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Psych, Harry Potter, Firefly (although I have yet to try my hand writing it), Sherlock. Favourite quotations: "Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself" "What doesn't kill me does not make me stronger. It makes me anxious, bitchy, and vulnerable...but nobody wants to see that embroidered on a pillow." "There is no I in team, but there's a M and an E." Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well... you were dead. ALSO REVIEWS ARE LOVE! | |||||||
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,493 - Follows: 19,525 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Taming of John Watson by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Staying Up Late by Lacey-Mae Emelia reviews
Hermione Granger is tricked into taking a potion, seemingly harmless enough at first, but resulting in disastrous consequences. Can her Potions Master help her survive? Can she help him to live again? originally a one shot .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,369 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
On The Way Back Home by MegalegU reviews
One-shot. Henry spent a year attempting to make memories of his ever having a son fade, until one particular afternoon, when a phone call intercepted his plan with a sentence that brought every single one back, "I'm calling from Cedars-Sinai Hospital..."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Parsimony by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and Snape gen. After the war, Harry thinks he can finally concentrate on comforting his friends and mourning the dead. But enemies become friends, the dead come back to life, and his life refuses to be simple. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,686 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memories by Blinking Silence reviews
Shawn is hurt doing a case and can't remember anything. With Lassiter's new found feelings, what will he do to see Shawn safe?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Intoxicate the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,020 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Year Under by Bialy reviews
Juliet's convinced they're going to kill each other by Christmas. Juliet and Lassiter and a year spent alone together after a case goes sour. Lassiet, oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Apply Liberally at Sunrise by Antje reviews
Shawn and Carlton try to get along well, but not too well, to solve a perplexing mystery, just after Gus and Juliet's marriage. SS/CL, BG/JO
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master Spy by Aurette reviews
When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What To Do When Alcohol Turns You Gay by Andie O'Neill reviews
A drunken night forces Shawn to do some soul searching.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Something Sinister by xXVelvetSkiesXx reviews
Something sinister has taken place at Hogwarts, and the staff is perplexed by the gruesome crime. Could Severus Snape be the key to solving the mystery? Please REVIEW if you read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,985 - Follows: 2,493 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
NO TROUBLE by Bellegeste reviews
It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
THE SHREW AND SOCRATES by Bellegeste reviews
In the summer after the fifth year, a new neighbour moves into Privet Drive. Harry has to reevaluate some previous assumptions... Tumbleweed Challenge story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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Callipygian
John goes running. Sherlock has a big...vocabulary.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Psych Christmas reviews
"Merry Christmas Carlton." A series of drabbles.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Carlton Lassiter is Not Gay reviews
Carlton Lassiter is not gay, but he's not stupid either. He knows Shawn Spencer is flirting with him.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Girls' Night In reviews
It's not often Juliet gets to spend time with her friends.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Shall I compare thee to a Pineapple? reviews
Shawn always goes too far. A drabble.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Weapons reviews
Carlton Lassiter is impressed. And so is Jo Lupo.
Crossover - Eureka & Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Jo L., Carlton L. - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
Carlton decides on a Christmas gift for Shawn. Pure fluff.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Surprising Turn of Events reviews
Un-betaed and oh so wrong. Interspecies. "Han Solo and Princess Leia were fighting. Again."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Leia O., Chewbacca - Complete
Back reviews
Contemplative drabble, between seasons 6 and 7. Spike knows what he has to do.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spike - Complete
Release reviews
Season 4 of Angel. It's an odd pairing but it won't leave me alone. Faith and Lorne find some peace. A huge thanks to Tania for an uberquick beta
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Faith, Lorne - Complete
There Was Singing
How do you go on? Sometimes you need a morning after. Post NFA, brief mention of character death, currently unbeta-ed
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spike, Charles G. - Complete
Muggle Songs reviews
My first HP fic. Written for 15minuteficlets. It's a double drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Smarter Than They Look reviews
Written for the lovedraughts Snape/Hermione Fan Ficathon in 2004. For bubonicplague who requested a time turner fic that does not make use of the conventional clichés. No going back to the Marauder Era, no visits from Hermione to her delightful future sp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
Taking Sides reviews
Draco is very pragmatic sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Equus
Ficlet that started out as a HP Halloween story and got a mind of its own. Don't worry-not the play. Harry tries a new profession.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
Ficlet written for HP Halloween 2006. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sonnet 116 reviews
Ficlet written for HP Halloween 2004.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh, Hello reviews
Sometimes you meet passing in the halls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Candied Apples reviews
Ficlet written for HP Halloween 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
