vericushide bio
 Author has written 68 stories for X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Highlander, and Smallville. I am the writer formally known as Crimson Starlight, formally known as Gecko of the Year! So no, you're not seeing things when you see different names on my fics. :P For translations of my Transformers fics, go here! For the pictures mentioned in the author's notes for Games of the Gods, go here! ATTENTION: 'The Games of the Gods: Book Two' is on an INDEFFINITE HIATUS. This means I will not be updating soon, nor do I know when I WILL be updating. PLEASE, do not send me PMs or leave multiple reviews solely asking for me to update soon. I understand that it's a good fic and that you all like it and hope I will continue it, but I do not have the will, inspiration, nor time to finish it right now! ONE LAST NOTE: I've pretty much moved away from this site for my recent fanfictions. I'm now on AO3, with the same pen name, since the site has a far superior tagging and rating structure. All my fanfictions from 2007 forward have been posted there. That said, all my older fanfictions, those set in Lord of the Rings and back, will remain archived solely on this website, so they can still be accessed and read by anyone who wishes to do so. Reviews on them are of course still welcome, even after all these years, so long as the reviewer takes into account the fact that it's been over 10 years since I wrote those fanfictions, and I don't need a review on EVERY chapter - especially in the case of Games of the Gods. Thank you, your appreciation is accepted with humility, but I will block any users that show the intent of spamming my inbox with over 80 review notifications. |
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Holding Onto The Future by autumn sparrow reviews
Stranded on Earth, the Autobots contend with allies and enemies that they can't always tell apart. Secrets threaten to unravel everything Prime has struggled for and a lone femme is caught in the fallout. AU. OC-centric. Sequel to Finding Salvation
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 338,258 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Optimus Prime, OC
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
All That Jazz by Zexion666 reviews
Amy knew the day was going to be difficult when a giant robot destroyed her house. OC heavy! 2007 movieverse! Yaaaaaay!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 146,378 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Jazz - Complete
Eternal by trekqueen reviews
First story in the Laurëlumenyárë Tales. The chronicle of a growing romance for Glorfindel during the epochs of the Eldar in the First Age. 2006 MEFA and MPA winner
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 165,713 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Idril C., Ecthelion, Turgon
Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,053 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2003
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Limbo by pirate kit reviews
The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Harbinger
Relative Density by orchidcactus reviews
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. Post-ME3, Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
At Least the Popcorn Wasn't Bad by orchidcactus reviews
Shepard and Garrus spend an afternoon of shore leave on the Citadel. Pure, unapologetic fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Infinite Regress by jhoom reviews
As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
No Room for Nostalgia by Niamh St. George reviews
Set post-Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC. After Liara's visit, Garrus makes a… fairly significant tactical error. Shepard educates him. Takes place after the events in the Omega-4 relay, since that's... how I played it. Previous FemShep/Liara in ME1. Likewise, this is the same FemShep and Garrus as in previous two fics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Meet Me At The Bar by HopeLearningSerenity reviews
Resolution for something very much unresolved, in my opinion. ME3 end game spoilers. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., J. Garson]
WereCars of Cybertron by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,171 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Elita One, 28 Times by Meiza reviews
28 Character Meme, "Disheveled". When two armies that have been operating independently for four million plus years converge, corporate culture clash is inevitable. Oh dear.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,008 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Elita One
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To Protect What Is Precious by Meiza reviews
Having a giant alien robot practically land in your backyard is bad enough, until it shows up on your doorstep asking for help. Then again, Nolan and Aine have been wanting to get away from home. What's the worse that could happen? Famous last words...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,855 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
You May Be Right by fricketyfrack123 reviews
Twin-centric sidestory to "Wonderwall". Because Sunstreaker and Sideswipe may be crazy. But they just may be the lunatics that the CMO needs. Eventual RatchetXTwins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Transmission Breakdown by OblivionDragon reviews
As the Decepticons plan destruction for Earth and Cybertron, the Autobots fight to make Earth their home. But fate is not always kind... and popcorn can kill.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 102,670 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Days Like This by Harlot of Loyola reviews
Thundercracker hates days like this. And he really needs to find a new brooding spot. Transformers SLASH Fanfiction. Warning: SLASH SLASH SLASH. If you don't like SLASH, please don't read this, because it has SLASH. I repeat, it is SLASHY.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Master Plans by Dragon of Dispair reviews
g1. crossover "Megatron was thinking that was the most convoluted and downright stupid plan he'd ever heard of..." oneshot.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Megatron - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
The Last Job You'll Ever Have by Isabel5 reviews
Chlollie! Chloe gets an interesting offer from Oliver that she just can't pass up. Like he says, it'll be the last job she ever has.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 254,061 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Chloe S., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
The Long Road Home by Conna Stevenson reviews
Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Biological Families by a-delacroix reviews
*!* COMPLETE *!* Clark, Lana, and Whitney travel to 1936 Nazi Germany to save their friends. Special Guest Stars: Dr. and Mrs. Indiana Jones and Var El of Krypton. Note: This is a sequel to 'The Portal'.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 370,055 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Traditions by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
GarrusxFemShep one shot. Shepard finds what she didn't know she was looking for, making and breaking traditions along the way. Tweaked slightly 2/15/10 to fit with ME2 plot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2008 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Shini-666 reviews
Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,307 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
Thrown to the Front Lines by Dreamchylde reviews
G1 2007 A young scientist & her project to help save lives becomes the target of evil alien robots. What happens when your comfortable life turns into a fight for survival & you're thrust into an intergalactic war of epic proportion? JazzxRachel fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,170 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Sins Of The Past by Hunting Osprey reviews
No matter how far or fast you run your past misdeeds will always be there to greet you and, for Jazz, the price of absolution could be deadly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Things Miles Notices by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 movie] From the viewpoint of an often marginalized character.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Action Figures by Dreamchylde reviews
You know you have at least one sitting by your computer. Oneshot. Bit of chaos from Starscream's POV about your friends and toys. Ficlet from my 'Young Turks' story. Extreme snarkiness warning. Please Rate and Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Stranded in the Dark by Shadows Light reviews
What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,639 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Go Fish by Cinderburster reviews
A normal day on the Ark… well, as normal as they ever are… G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Doors to Let Out Life by CoraxOnyx reviews
2007 Movieverse Miles winds up looking for a ride again. Can he rely on the kindness of strangers? Mild language, no slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Miles L., Optimus Prime - Complete
Battle's Cry by I Edhellen Muinthil reviews
GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,269 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Glorfindel
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Two Halves of the Same by SharonH reviews
Batman Begins. Set several months after the movie. Bruce is approached by someone who turns out to be more like him than he realizes. Will they walk away from happiness? Or will they be able to learn together? BWOC.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005
What is that thing? by Aesop reviews
Complete. SG1 puzzles over a newly discovered alien.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Divine Justice by CharlotteB reviews
Daniel Jackson agrees to mentor a research project and eventually finds some unconventional new recruits for the SGC. Jack O’Neill’s not sure it’s a fair trade, but Sam Carter’s pretty sure it’s karma. Crossover with Stargate: SG1
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
Pointy Eared Mischief by trekqueen reviews
A humorus crossover of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Lord of the Rings. After an important ambassador goes missing, the crew of the EnterpriseD must find him, but they find much more than they expected. Completed! MEFA 2007 Nominee
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - J. Picard, W. Riker, D. Troi, Worf - Complete
Compromising Positions: Tied Up by Kate McCaye reviews
SG1 has been having a string of bad luck offworld, much to the delight of the SGC betting pools.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Compromising Positions: Bubble Bath by Kate McCaye reviews
Have you ever put bubble bath in a hot tub? It's a mistake you only make once. FINISHED.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Compromising Positions by Kate McCaye reviews
Beginning of a new series, in which various members of SG1 find themselves in the position of uttering the phrase, "This isn't what it looks like."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Night Murmurs by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/19/2004
Bridges by Tassos reviews
Crossover with Stargate: Xander's real family challenge. After the collapse of Sunnydale, Jack gets a call about a woman he knew over twenty years ago. . . and the son he didn't know he had.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,764 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - J. O'Neill, Xander H. - Complete
To Dream by Iluvien reviews
Complete We know Elven dreams are realistic… but real? Before his dreams got tangled up with Oloriel’s, Elladan never knew how challenging it could be to fall asleep. Ch36: And They Lived: How Elladan and Oloriel came to live ever after... NoSlashPro
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,492 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Glorfindel: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by insert pseudonym reviews
The guide for that loveable, but oft neglected Elven Lord: Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2003
The Heart's True Home by Lady Silma reviews
The sequel to Shadow of the Past. Valia journeys to Laiquarille (Legolas' home) by the request of Elrond nearly 400 years after Legolas and she parted. Disaster ensues. You do not need to read prequel to understand this story (though it may help).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,459 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Legolas
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
An Elf's Best Friend by Still Anonymous reviews
A tale of Glorfindel, and his faithful steed Asfaloth. How Glorfindel chose Asfaloth for his mount, and Asfaloth stole Glorfindel's dagger and stuffed it down a rabbit hole. Semifinalist at the 2004 Mithril Awards for Best Humor or Parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,033 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
One Hell of a Birthday by SplendiferGoddess reviews
Yeah, so I explained the horrible ending, because people kept asking. answered it all in one go. Please read it if you're one of the ones upset about the ending...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Haldir, Gandalf
Shadow of the Past by Lady Silma reviews
Valia is an elf with a dark secret. Legolas meets her in the Valinor while visiting Elrond and doesn't know what to think. She thinks he's arrogant, and doesn't care who he is, as long as he stays far away. Will an innocent bet force the two together?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 146,073 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003
A Winter's Interlude by Arabella Thorne reviews
THE CONCLUSION! Marie and her shenanigans with her favorite elf, the Lord of Imladris. As usual, it starts off with a simple trip in the Misty Mountains...add a little snow....and viola!! Adventure! Drama! etc. (Thanks again Laura for the help!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,097 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Elrond
Wishes of Golden Chain by Wandering Minds reviews
In this, the prequel to elven dreams and misadventures, a young imaginative but lonely girl finds true love in the arms of a prime example of genus tolkienus. LOC COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving by Mirai Trunks1 reviews
Things have gone wrong. Horribly wrong. And now Eomer must spend Thanksgiving with his new brother-in-law, Wormtongue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Eowyn
Pointy Ears by Hellga reviews
Very short, completed story that jumped into my mind as I was browsing this site. Read if you will, review if you want. *UPDATE* Felt compelled to say WHY I wrote and posted that. Recommended ONLY for Homo (presumably) sapiens.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Complete
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord by ihadanepiphany reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of This World by AlexisRayette reviews
**COMPLTETE** Legolas travels to an AU to save Middle Earth and an unexpected relationship ensues - with a mortal woman. Can it last? Finally, a story for a more mature reader and lover of LOTR and all things elven. Now with THANK YOU note at end.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,016 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Standard Bearer by Sorne reviews
Epic adventure and love story (Elrond) against the backdrop of the Last Alliance. Action-packed and big on plot. Gil-galad, Erendil, Anarion, Isildur, Cirdan, Glorfindel - they're all here. From Gondor to the Gates of Barad-dur - and beyond. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,492 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2002 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Elrond - Complete
X-TREME WORMHOLE by Gene Este Danvers reviews
SG-1 discover that there is fanfiction being written about their X-Treme Wormhole counterparts. Some fanfiction is written, some egos are dented and some Xena fixations come to light. Warning: a pancreas did burst somewhere while reading this fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 11/13/2001 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
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Section 876 reviews
Never let it be said that Prowl was above abusing his power as Second-in-Command and his knowledge of Optimus's paperwork habits.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Prowl, Chromia - Complete
Twins reviews
As a special agent that frequently went on undercover, secretive missions, Jazz was used to being out of touch with the base and having interesting surprises when he came back. This surprise was topping them all in every respect, however. SLASH and CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stairway to Heaven reviews
There are bad times for things to happen, and then there are the times only Jazz could manage to pick. SLASH.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ragnarök reviews
It was their last stand - but in their darkest hour, there is a beacon of light. Or two. SLASH, character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Soundwave, Jazz - Complete
Ragnarök's Eve : Prowl reviews
There was something Prowl should have done vorns ago. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ragnarök Rising : Optimus reviews
When they said they'd 'never' fight side-by-side again, clearly they meant 'only when Unicron shows up'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Bridge reviews
In which Elita refuses to file essential paperwork, Prowl is stubborn, Jazz is even more stubborn, and the future is fluid. Slashiness. Sequel to 'Prologue'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Prologue reviews
Some first meetings are stranger than others. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper reviews
Prowl can be spontaneous. He just doesn't like facing his fellow officers' teasing after he is. Prowl/Jazz SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Intense reviews
There was only one thing Jazz thought he had to be worried about when Optimus' SIC retired: getting promoted to that position. He realized too late that he should have been more worried about who would get it if he didn't. Jazz/Prowl SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Matter of Control reviews
The others may not have noticed, but the balance was there. And whichever way it swung that week, it could only be settled in one way. Sunny/Sides SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Junior Lifeguard Association reviews
So maybe he should have looked at some maps or, y'know, actually thought before he went to Clark for help in this particular instance. Written for the lulz, set sometime after 'Justice'.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Arthur C./Aquaman - Complete
Changin' reviews
You can't pass a test when the examiner doesn't want you to...fortunately, sometimes the examiner has a brother to talk some sense into him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Unforgettable reviews
Ratchet may have an ingrained distrust of anything Sideswipe does, but he can also admit when he's been wrong about the red hellion.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ratchet, Perceptor - Complete
Fall From Grace reviews
G1 pre-war - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice...but to fall from grace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
500 Miles reviews
slash - He'd been prepared to do whatever it took to get his attention...then he found out he'd been beaten to the punch.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bite Marks reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stepford Porsche reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bad Touch reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Rising reviews
G1, slash - When Starscream is quiet, Megatron gets suspicious.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Crash and Burn reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Make Me reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Gleeful Abandon reviews
Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - John S., W. Lennox - Complete
I Kissed A Girl reviews
slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Maggie M. - Complete
Rules of the Ark reviews
G1, implied slash - The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hot Rod, Springer - Complete
Brick Wall reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Falling reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Once More With Feeling reviews
G1, slash - Perceptor, and anyone else who knew about it, were quite certain that it had been a one-time thing. But then Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start acting a little odd, and Perceptor finds himself reconsidering things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Perceptor, Sideswipe - Complete
Rescue Me reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hot Rod's Not So Excellent Encounter reviews
G1 - implied slash - crack!fic - Every mech has his boundaries. But sometimes those boundaries are in different places depending on who's testing them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hot Rod, Perceptor - Complete
Defenders reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Canis Allsparkus reviews
Ironhide's not too pleased about the new Allspark...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Thirteen Days reviews
slash - They'd already said goodbye, but he'd never accepted it, and when his last moments came, he couldn't let go...so he stayed. And unfortunately, they knew it. OCs exist to further the plot.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,688 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Very Young reviews
Times like these remind him just why he enjoys being the oldest...
Crossover - Highlander & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Methos, Ratchet - Complete
Do Not Want reviews
Sparks' drabble - Beth has a theory. Alex doesn't want to hear it. Unfortunately, Beth isn't the first one to come up with that theory.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Tales of the Storage Closet reviews
Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
The Hatchet's Apprentice reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Wreath reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Risk To Be Alive reviews
G1, slash - Prequel to 'You Don't Have To Be Afraid'- "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are." - Don Miguel Ruiz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Feel the Music reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Voice in the Dark reviews
G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Mud reviews
G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Design Flaws reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Happy To See You! reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Afraid reviews
G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Jealousy reviews
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Property of Jazz reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Tease reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero reviews
G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Boom reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Honourary Newfoundlanders reviews
G1 - Based off a joke. Sideswipe's bored. So's Sunstreaker. Slingshot pays the price, much to his own chagrin.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Slip of the Tongue reviews
G1 - He's a warrior now, but once he was an artist...and sometimes his artist's eye decides to make itself known in the most disturbing way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sunstreaker, Slag - Complete
Hiding the Obvious reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sparks reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
The Amazing Ascended Magnet reviews
Shortly after Epiphany, Rodney is mad at John, and John can't figure out why. The answer is a photo. McShep slash drabble...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
The MarySue That Wasn't reviews
Sabrina finds herself dumped in MiddleEarth. Only one problem she doesn't even know she's in MiddleEarth, and she has arrived at exactly the wrong time. Warning: amusing only if you have a morbid sense of humour or you hate MarySues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
No Eyes Needed reviews
The day of Elrond's Council in Rivendell, a young girl in Minas Tirith gained a strange gift. Fostered by Aragorn and Arwen because of her gift, her life only becomes stranger when Legolas comes to visit, raising questions about her parentage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Consequences reviews
Eneira and Orophin have gone a little too far with one of their pranks, and Haldir is fed up...Companion story to No Eyes Needed, though it can be read on its own
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Haldir - Complete
A Huntress in the Dark reviews
Someone's being hunted in the darkness of a nighttime forest...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
Sightseeing in MiddleEarth reviews
Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,213 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
LotR Letters reviews
Letters between characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Four in all. All up. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Ever Had One of Those Days? reviews
Ever had one of those days when every single flipping thing goes wrong? Ever wonder what would happen if one of the Xmen had one? No? Then don't read these fics. Covers an XPerson each part.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 8/31/2000 - Complete
