Actually, this is too short for me I liked it.
You shouldn't have written a chapter to explain yourself. That ruined the humor.

Yeah, sorry Finrod. It's all true!

Because I'm curious now, what is your take on the differences in Elven psychology?

I love it

I love it

I love it

Just wanted to let you know

Hee, that was cute. It was smart of you to cut Finrod off before he started rambling on about the differences between Elves and Men, or you might still be writing this story.

To Hellga- From a very Sorry Pirate
I am extremely sorry that I "Flamed" you, although you seem to think it
was a very sorry flame. I am sorry that my flame was not better, but I
am not used to flaming stories, I am used to being positive. I am again
extremely sorry, I was extremely out of line, and acting very immature.
I must apologize again and again. Flames are bad! No one likes flames,
except for some people who strangely do, not me.
At the time that I was writing this, it was 5'o clock in the
morning, but that is no excuse to my improper behavior. This I write as
an apology, no one like hearing flames, except those strange people. An
d because I am so sorry, I send you a niggle, a fuzzy, magical lion cat
thing. They cuddle up in your lap whilst you read.
I personally, do not even like writing flames, it makes me feel
horrid on the inside and unlike the person I normally am. Just remember
this, to the deepest place in my brain, or heart, whichever you believe
has emotion, I am sorry. Please accept my apology.
I shall write an apology not unlike this one on your review board,
to explain how out of align I was. Again, sorry.
Felice
PS, tried sending this through e-mail, and couldnt
the link is or look up Seom and read the elven wizard.

To everyone out there, this is Felice, apologizing for the way I treated Hellga, pleez forgive me.

since you asked, here is my e-mail address, my mother will kill me if she finds out it is on the web, just so ya know!

jUST SOSE YA KNOW,I FLAMED NOT YOUR WORK, BUT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID TO POOR SEOM, SHE HAD A LOVELY STORY.
IF YA DONT LIKE FLAMES, DONT FLAME SOMEONE ELSE!

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO SEOM! THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK AND YOU BELITTLED HER/HIM!
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMPLETE TOLKIEN FREAK AND THINK THAT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT, DOESNT GIVE YOU THAT RIGHT!
AGH!
Anyways, because i am a CIVILIZED writer, i will give you some advice, the story isnt that bad, but length-wise, it is.
DONT BELITTLE OTHERS OR I WILL BELITTLE YOU!
ALL WRITERS HAVE A CHANCE TO BE GREAT, BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM A CHANCE!

Reason I love elves: They are immortal, powerful, wise, and beautiful.

The ears just add a surreal quality to their look that I enjoy.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, for showing me where to go to learn Quenya. You have no idea how long I've been looking.

Now, I am torn! Do I read your poetry (I love poetry) or do I start learning right away?

Maybe one poem real quick.

*Giggles* This is so cute and funny! In my case, though: I'm picky about my Elves when I write. They must be gloomy and depressed, which is why I've written only about Silmarillion elves, so far. Although pointy ears are interesting too. :-)

ha...I don't get it...

Well, your irony is quite adept. This "fic" shows it, as does your bio. I highly suggest putting the section about how you review up as a humor/parody fic as many of the authors you left reviews for will find it funny and write you good reviews.

BTW: You might want to change your Bio to say Jewelry as that is how it is spelled, or you could change it to Jewellery as that is an acceptable form in some countries.

I READ THE EXPLANITORY NOTE! Yeah! I feel specail! I like feeling specail. It's a nice feeling. Have you ever felt spelcail?

Random Person from the Crowd: Oh, be queit.

AA Battery: YOu control my life. Did you know that?

Random Person from the Crowd: A long long long time ago.

AA Battery: Oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Random Person from the Crowd: I enjoy your stupidity.

AA Battery: So you complain about having to tell me everything but you love the fact im stupid?

Random Person from the Crowd: Gee, when you put it that way it sounds werid, but yes that's it.

AA Battery: Ok. What was I doing before I was talking to you.

Random Person from the Crowd: Reviewing the explainitory note by Hellga.

AA Battery: o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o. Anyway, Hellga, sorry about that sidetrack I like thou's story. I would like to see thee contiune in other stories. Why did I just talk like that?

Random Person from the Crowd: I don't know.

AA Battery: Oh, well. I liked it.

Random Person from the Crowd: for the billionith time.

AA Battery: I think we should this is a lot of pointless stuff in one review. so bye bye!

-AA Battery and the Random Person from the Crowd

Hehe... It's funny but true. *loveses the pointy ears*

Really, I write about elves because they are infinitely cooler than humans. They live forever, they're beautiful, Elrond looks great in armor. These are all reasons.

Viva the POINTY EARS!