When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric

These are all true and complete as I recall them. I needed a place to record some of the wacky interactions I have had with the crew of characters who live in my head and defy my control. Some of these adventures are happy; some are sad; many are silly. One or two of 'em changed my life. Hugs to all my robot pals! Especially to you, Megs. 3

[Book #2] Cybertron is dead, the Matrix is disintegrated; and Prime, Megatron, and Elita are somehow supposed to keep their heads in all this mess. Jetfire and the 'Structies head teams down to explore their dead home. What they find there will change every transformer forever.

Post-'Transformation' Drabble: Why shouldn't Megs and Prime tweak each other's diodes? They are bonded, after all. Not the answer Megatron was hoping for. UPDATE Now with new chapter: Elita and Ratchet get involved.

This time, I went to the official Shattered Glass... and shattered the DJD. How did Tarn's local counterpart become a monoformer?

Crossover with Pixar's Cars, sequel to "The Unexpected Rookie." The Autobots return to Radiator Springs for Lightning McQueen's wedding... but the Decepticons choose now to escalate their war and forge an unlikely alliance.

On a long haul with Jack to pick up needed supplies Optimus discovers that there is more to this planet than the humans are telling them. Sequel to Deja Vu

Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.

June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.

What makes someone a hero? Optimus and June have a little chat, and the subject comes up. ONESHOT

Different angles, different fates, possibly different universes - my collection of endings for Dark of the Moon. Spoilers inside.

Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.

On a cold winter day in 1985, Megatron encounters a certain fleshling who has power over him. Guess what, he doesn't really like it at first...

Oneshot. Lugnut comes home to Cybertron to see his consort, but she's found someone new.

Pre-RotF. Even in a race of super-advanced robots, not all defects can be repaired by a medic, as the team in charge of raising the twins is learning. Now they have to find a solution for the problem before both their lab and their sanity are destroyed.

A "What-If?" drabble set post-Ceasefire: Optimus is dead. How do Elita and Megatron deal with it?

Wheeljack's attempt at creating a legend doesn't go quite as planned. And, as Spike said, "Unicorns are kind of... girly..." Multi character, with Hound and Windcharger featuring in later chapters.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

Mirage and Skywarp: All the joys of running the Cybertronian Detox Facility with a partner you can't stand. A companion drabble to "Transformation" and "Entr'acte"

When humans are caught in the crossfire of a deadly battle, the consequences are dire for all parties involved...

As one unlucky prisoner finds out – no one ever escapes from Stalag 13.

A is for Allison. A true flying sensation, who has earned Hogan’s respect and admiration, As 'Curse of the Luftwaffe' she is commonly known, Has hundreds of kills from the missions she’s flown...

Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?

When all the lights go out and they are left with nothing but nightmares, even Autobots like them can be scared. But some comfort can be found by their one and only leader, Optimus Prime. ::More Than A Leader series::

Infected with cosmic rust, Megatron has to literally fight for his life. Can he win this battle? And what role does Starscream play?

Seaspray tries to come to terms with the news that he will soon be a father. Then the unexpected happens. K for some obtuse references to frolicking. Set after my earlier story "A Night At Sea." Seaspray/Alana.

Optimus Prime finds himself alone with Elita One for the first time in millions of years. As the past creeps up on them, he wonders if they can reclaim the bond they once shared.

G1. When a member of the Autobot team does something unspeakable how will the the rest of the team cope? Can Prowl's love for his bondmate save Jazz from the darkness threatening to overcome him? And what about those wacky Twins? Please read and review PJ

G1 Transformers Red Alert and the problems of responsibility. Second chapter is really a companion piece that fits better here rather than as its own story

G1 era; Optimus Prime meets with Huffer and discovers there's more to the cynical minibot that would appear.

G1. What's a small favour between friends?

America has always been able to see aliens. But he'd never met aliens like this before!

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

IDW 'verse. Various drabbles for the most badass strike force the Autobots have to offer: The Wreckers.

A is for Alexis. Poor Starscream, So brooding and dark, Such hatred and pain in his spark, Angst so strong and immense, But when Alexis waltzes in, gone is all suspense...

G1, S2, AU. Spike's life is changed forever by a single act of vengeance. Now he must adapt, or lose not only his mind and his friends... but his very soul as well.

A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.

G1. 28 prompts meme. This time for the much ignored Trailbreaker. Ratings and content will vary. I apologize for some missing punctuation. That'll be corrected at a later date. Horny, Jealous, Angsty and Daring are slashy. TBxHound and HoundxMirage.

G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.

G1. Raoul's got a problem, leading to Tracks learning something about humans and being grateful he's not one.

Based off Vaeru's Juxtaposition series. All sentient beings can feel love. Even the largest of them all. Utter. Crack.

Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?

G1. Good fences make good neighbors, and the Witwickies and the Autobots are learning to live together.

What is it like to live on a shelf? A series of oneshots through the eyes of a small, yet very much loved Transformers collection.

A peek into the inner workings of the Decepticon Armada, with a healthy dose of influence from the human corporate world. Updated with an analysis of Decepticon sortie error ratings by Crankcase, and a quick message from your Communications Officer.

[G1] The natives introduce the Autobots to that finest of human traditions... stories told around a campfire. Written for the ProwlxJazz livejournal community's October challenge 'Folk Lore or Fairy Tale or Urban Legend' prompt.

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

[G1] Written around the time of the PS3 launch as a reaction to some of the sillier stories about the release. Swindle learns the hard way that you don't mess with gamers.

[G1] Onslaught and Blast Off have a private brotherly chat about dignity, selfrespect and the laws of physics

Sometimes, we want something to remind ourselves... something that will never go away. My take on why Wheeljack has his blast guard. G1

MovieVerse A story about the pitfalls of friendships that don’t fit the norm, of this planet or any other for that matter. Part X Under the desert lies a secret that will both save and haunt those that keep it.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

G1 circa 1985 Optimus Prime and Ironhide study the stars above the Ark as they talk about their new home on Earth. Implied slash

Optimus Prime helps Pipes cope with a road accident

G1, preEarth - Trailbreaker and Prowl disagree on what best to do in a rainstorm.

G1, S2 - Inferno, Air Raid and Snarl are stuck in a swamp with a radio jammer.

G1, S2 - Much can be learned from the sound of a footstep.

G1, S1 - Human tourists cause Prowl and Red Alert some confusion.

Crossover with Pixar's Cars. Lightning McQueen returns for his second Dinoco 400, little realizing that trouble is brewing in the form of a Decepticon menace... and a new rookie known as Hot Rod. First TF fic.

G1, S2 - Streetwise learns mail security from Red Alert.

Sparkplug deals with having been replaced as his son's hero.

G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots

When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.

Shortly after the Autobots awaken on Earth, Hound encounters some wildlife much to the chagrin of the other Autobots.

Sideswipe spends way too much time on the Internet.

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys

[G1]... When a natural disaster strikes, several Autobots are immediately sent to help with rescue efforts. As Jazz finds out however, its not always easy to stay focused on the task at hand, not when a mission becomes personal.

[G1]Jazz tells the story of the First Twins. Real? Or merely superstition? You be the judge

You can push anyone too far. And never assume that someone doesn't know the language you're dissing them in.

Sometimes being a medic is more than making repairs. And luck definately has a place in the repair bay

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.