WiEGoPhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars. If I EVER contradict something, ANYTHING, said in ANY episode/issue of the the continuity I'm writing in please tell me to receive the coveted No-Prize. Extreme fanwanking, and concepts gleaned from other continuities serve as the spackle to hold these stories together, but if they contradict canon I have thrown them out. Stories are rated K or T for violence, swearing, and MENTIONING of frolicking: future tense/past tense and unexplicit. The frolicking is only there to serve the needs of the story. Those of you looking for lots of hawt, steamy lovin', robot or otherwise, will have to look someplace else. For Transformers stories I write pure, unadulterated, GEEWUN cartoonverse. STRICT G1 cartoon continuity (sans Beast Era). Most conventional fanon/Beast Wars retcons (Sparks, Sparklings, Spark-bonding, Bond-mates) will NOT appear in my G1 stories (nothing against people who do utilize such devices, I read it, I write it, but not here.) OC Transformers will probably not appear, though unnamed G1 Transformers have received names. OC fleshlings will appear as the story warrants. Future stories may involve Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or the DC Universe. Most will be set within the confines of strict adherence to the particular fandom's canon, though Extended Universes may be pared down. Canon is my friend, and I lubs it so. AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR TRANSFORMERS STORIES: If you have not watched the G1 episode Sea Change my stories will make NO SENSE at all. In fact, if you only watched it once, and you weren't paying attention to it because you thought Seaspray had a dumb voice and the whole thing was a lot of nonsense, then my stories might not make sense. I make LIBERAL use of characters that had a bit part in that one episode. Characters you've probably forgotten completely. So go. Watch it NOW! I COOOOMMMMMAAAAANNNNND YOU! Please read and review. I welcome LOTS of constructive criticism. Heck, FLAME me if you want to. If you really think my stories are complete and total dreck I wanna KNOW IT and I wanna know WHY. Believe me...I'll survive a few badly spelled cuss words on teh internets yo. I don't just want to know that you liked my story. I want to know WHY. What moments, what elements. PLEASE tell me! puppy dog eyes |
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Game Mechanics: Respawn by Hobbithearted reviews
The RED team gets their new assignment! Everyone's favorite base: 2fort. They're here to replace the last RED team, and pick up a new teammate. But there's something strange about the BLUs... And whatever it is, it's changed the nature of the game. The REDs are about to discover they're in over their heads. (Sequel to Game Mechanics: Autobalance.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,783 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Medic, Engineer, Spy
Dear Chairman by thewhitepatch reviews
The Chairman writes to each of the Reds and Blues, hoping to buy them out.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015 - D. Grif, Sarge, Wash, M. Hargrove/Chairman - Complete
Absolution by Nan00k reviews
After escaping execution, the AIs and their underprepared rescuers seek out the only souls in the universe who will help them: a rag-tag group of simulation troops. Clearly, this is the best plan ever…of all time. Sequel to Salvation, AU after S8.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,381 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, Wash
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Parting Shots From The Happy World by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
One-shot drabbles I've jotted down for fun, mostly set post-ceasefire: Megs likes 80's Earth music; Prime and Elita get it on; Prime's response to fan fiction; a couple top-secret entries from Prime's diary; Prime defaces Megs's gilding...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Irregularly Scheduled Maintenance by skywalker05 reviews
She asks to be repaired and he complies very carefully, because he knows that war breaks people in even stranger ways than he does.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Shattered Origin by Darth Krande reviews
This is the origin story of Megatron - in the Shattered Glass verse. Where everything the upside-down version of what we know, Bots are evil, Cons are good. It is mostly mirror-G1. Does not follow official Shattered Glass.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Megatron - Complete
The Million Year Love Song by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1-Elita-One and Optimus Prime. During the Search for Alpha Trion, an important conversation in a lost moment. Two lovers connect again. What can they possibly have to say to one another?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Sustenance by KrysSaiyan reviews
Post-DotM. While dealing with the death surrounding their latest battle, Optimus Prime and Ratchet discover life amongst the ruins of a Decepticon camp, and bring the abandoned hatchlings home. Warning: contains cannibalism.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
A Transformation in Five Acts by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Everything I Need to Know I Learned from RENT by BeagleDee reviews
Brought to you by crazybeagle and deeplyshallow. A comprehensive list of the most valuable life lessons we've ever learned, brought to us by the bohemians and all their vast wisdom and experience. Shameless parody.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
Save You, Ratchet! by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Liew You Sam is a Malaysian girl that got an accident and she need Ratchet's help for saving her life! Ratchet/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Still Beautiful by John Smith reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself alone with Elita One for the first time in millions of years. As the past creeps up on them, he wonders if they can reclaim the bond they once shared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Easy Squeezy by Burnedtoasty reviews
“What? I like your new boobs,” Booster replied, somewhat hurt. “They’re perky.”
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Critter by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1 Ironhide, one of the toughest Autobot warriors, needs some help from a furry friend when confronted with a problem that can't be frozen, blown up or tackled.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Doors to Let Out Life by CoraxOnyx reviews
2007 Movieverse Miles winds up looking for a ride again. Can he rely on the kindness of strangers? Mild language, no slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Miles L., Optimus Prime - Complete
Last Hours by Hiho reviews
During ROTJ, two Imperial officers spend their last hours together, and ponder the question that has plagued man since the dawn of time: are Imperial officers ever allowed to take off their hats? Sort of slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Darth Vader
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2005
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She Changed reviews
Riddles in Disguise, Episode 1. Chromia and Moonracer go to the planet Tlal to pick up some old friends. But not everything on the exotic planet is as peaceful as it seems and the team is forced to transform themselves in a way they had never expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Chromia, Moonracer
Fatherhood? reviews
Seaspray tries to come to terms with the news that he will soon be a father. Then the unexpected happens. K for some obtuse references to frolicking. Set after my earlier story "A Night At Sea." Seaspray/Alana.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Seaspray, Alana - Complete
Sparkloves and Bondmates reviews
G1. When a member of the Autobot team does something unspeakable how will the the rest of the team cope? Can Prowl's love for his bondmate save Jazz from the darkness threatening to overcome him? And what about those wacky Twins? Please read and review PJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Opening Credits reviews
Riddles in Disguise Prologue. It all starts with a bang when the Female Autobots attack. But will Chromia make it out in time? Chromia. Moonracer. Elita. Firestar. Explosions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Chromia, Elita One
The Stars Screm My PaAin: Blitzjumpers Storey reviews
OK liek Blitzjumper is teh hottness. SuperkawwaiiAweseomdesu KK? Luv, romanse, voilence. Pwesze read. No phlames KK? BlitzjumperxUltra Magnus, BlitxzjumperXJazz,BlitxjumperXDevcon:Blitzjumper XHOtRod. BlitxjumperXAstrotrain. BlitzXStarscream BlitzXcyclons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Starscream - Complete
A Night At Sea reviews
G1. Alana has news, but will Seaspray understand? WiEGoP to the core. SeasprayxAlana
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Seaspray, Alana - Complete
