Ha-Hee Prime
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Joined 01-24-09, id: 1814717, Profile Updated: 09-30-16
Author has written 22 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

"We have faced the dark side of our own souls today, and triumphed... Every day we resist, every day we fight for peace, for good, we triumph. Whatever the future holds, we shall face it together, bonded as one. And we shall win."
--Optimus Prime, "All Fall Down" -Marvel Comics

Where To Start:

My foundational story is A Transformation in Five Acts. I believe in it just as strongly as I believe the 'real' stories in the cartoons and comic books. So the plots of other things I write will more often than not have that world as their jumping-off-point. Entr'Acte is the most important supporting story, and I consider it part of the main arc. Evolution is the first sequel novella, and I'll be posting the third major novel in the saga, Changing My Name, And Other Mistakes over the next month or so. I've begun working on a fourth and final story, which you'll see in... who knows. At least a year. I write slowly, but with great care.

What I Write:

I'd say that I love my stories like children; but it's more than that. By the time I've finished laboring, angsting, and wrestling with them enough to feel ready to send them out into the world, a large portion of my soul has been transferred into them. It's sort of terrifying to realize just how much a person can learn about me through reading the stuff I've written. Heck, it's been a major head-trip just realizing what I've learned about myself in writing them. So yeah -- I really hope that you'll like them too. I present them here to you, in the same tense spirit that I'd feel if I were stepping up to reveal my dearest, darkest, most beautiful dreams on stage.

The most interesting thing for me to read is interpersonal relationships. I tend to skip over the punchin' and the fightin', and look for the moments of profound personal change. But you won't find porn in the things I write. Occasionally I wonder if I should write it. But when my head clears, I always find that there's always a better way to convey the same things -- without having to get sticky with it. I may not always hold to my standards when reading, but I'll stick to them in my writing.

Why I Write:

"If there is a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." --Toni Morrison

I think I would explode if I didn't get these stories told -- the wacky drabbles just for fun, and the impossible, beloved epic with its accompanying satellites. Writing them, creating them as skillfully and as honestly as I am able, lets me believe in their possibility, somehow. And I desperately want these things to be real... even if only as words on a page. 'Cause let's be honest -- these guys only exist in our collective imaginations. I love and argue with the giant robots in my mind as fiercely as I do real people, for better or for worse. But oh, it is fun!

Best wishes to you. Please feel free to leave criticism with your comments. I can take the heat!

DeviantArt page: ha-heeprime[dot]deviantart[dot]com

My job is to tell you lies that make you believe true things. -- Neil Gaiman

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Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,828 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/19/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Grimlock, Prowl - Complete
Domestic Electronics by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,178 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Tarn, Kaon, Misfire - Complete
Prima's Blessing by White Aster reviews
When a meditation with the Matrix of Leadership reminds him of the Prime's priestly duties, Optimus decides to hold the Rite of Prima's Blessing: an ancient ritual devoted to connection, unity...and the Prime's submission to all Cybertronians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,435 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Our Darkest Hour by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. When an unprecedented event causes a radical alteration in the programming of every Transformer, the Autobots turn against everything they held sacred whilst the Decepticons stand as the only hope left for humanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,083 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Rebirth by White Aster reviews
Megatron and the Decepticons return to Cybertron to rebuild and find more hope than they expected. (Megatron, Metroplex, some Megatron/OP if you squint. Based off the ending of the NOVEL VERSION of Dark of the Moon).
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Megatron - Complete
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Megatron's Mercy by Starcee138 reviews
Alone and critically injured in the middle of an arctic snowstorm, Starscream waits for death. Megatron finds him instead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Five long breems by Darth Krande
Something I had to write for Prime! Short story short: Optimus comes across a copy of ReGeneration 85. He doesn't take it well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Letters from the Transformers & Fans by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Strange pairings, Mary Sue's, and others. The Transformers' reactions to it all. Inspired by "Sincerely, the Vampires".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
The Lesson by Fierceawakening reviews
Gift ficlet for Lyricality, who wanted something involving Optimus and gun-mode Megatron. Megatron waits for his enemy, tucked within himself, small and innocuous... or so it seems.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Compromise by Coffee and War reviews
Aligned/TF:P/Alex Irvine!novels-verse. Optimus Prime mourns the death of his oldest enemy, friend, and brother; the one who taught him those very ideals he holds so dear.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Great Divide by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Oneshot. Optimus and Megatron meet for one last conversation after the final battle. Sequel to "To Wish Impossible Things".
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
To Wish Impossible Things by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Ficlet. Only a great love could spawn such an all-consuming hate. MegatronxOptimus, post-ROTF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Desolation by Fierceawakening reviews
Minific for the "You're fragged" meme. I've never before written about the Decepticons losing. Apparently when I do, it's horribly bleak. Warning for character death and waterworks-inducing sadness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Skywarp, First Aid
Symbiosis by Fierceawakening reviews
Megatron and Starscream, fighting the last battle for Vos, and realizing both what they're losing and becoming. I don't like Megatron's original alt, but... sometimes it just works.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
My happy ending by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TFP. Knock Out was the medic and Breakdown his assistant. Nobody understood the true nature of their relationship, but five minds from the past may have an idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Trapped by TSBP reviews
Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,518 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Ironhide, Frenzy
Just a shard of what we've lost by Darth Krande reviews
An old memory of the hero we know as Optimus Prime. Just a snapshot of a peaceful Cybertron, of a brother and a mentor, from before the war.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Megatron, Sentinel Prime - Complete
The Roll by Darth Krande reviews
Little "brother truck time" somewhere around DotM. The drabble challenge was to write "one TF's hands and possibly some other parts being all over another TF's body - without making it slash". So they're just falling. Poor Sentinel.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Let It Go by AdInventum reviews
Optimus may have perished, but the war ended all the same. Was in the mood to write something tragic and decided to make an alternate ending for DOTM. Probably OOC. Reviews are welcome.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Megatron, Sentinel Prime - Complete
For great Justice by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A pointless crack one-shot, filled with silliness and naughty language. Primes aren't too lucky, Ironhide is the best and Megatron tries his hand at shipping. Enjoy LOL
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sentinel Prime, Carly M. - Complete
Suffering In Silence by Kibble Beast reviews
Starscream finally realises he's being bullied by Megatron, and that he might be able to get help- surprisingly, from a helpline. Unfortunately, said Decepticon Commander finds out. Can they conquer their issues? Utter idiocy in the movie-verse. :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Even That of an Enemy by DragonDancer5150 reviews
All life is sacred. ALL life. Intended G1 cartoon, but more or less works for any continuity. AU, regardless. Warning: character death. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
The Devil's Deception by Kibble Beast reviews
Movie-verse: The Lord High Protector was so occupied with his brother that he forgot to protect himself. Companion to Kin.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
Sector Capri by RadioJane reviews
A young "detective" growing up in the lower-caste levels of Iacon gets in over his head when he tracks a coming threat involving the illegal Gladiator Circuits and ends up captive in the High Tower Pavilion! Will he find help in the higher-caste members?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Nightbeat, Mirage - Complete
Happiness Is a Warm Gun by Fierceawakening reviews
Minific for Meaisin Caoin. How Starscream feels when Megatron transforms and Starscream is permitted to wield him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
The Freedom of Choice by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Peace talks between Decepticons and Autobots have hit an impasse. For some reason the Autobot Council get it into their heads that all issues will be solved if Optimus Prime were to bond with Starscream. G1-ish AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,874 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Optimus Prime, Starscream] [Mirage, Jazz] - Complete
If You Ever Enter My Mind by Cyrelia J reviews
Starscream challenges him at every turn. How can he keep doing this to himself? "Why don't you want me? Everyone wants me!". Starscream centric. Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Propaganda by CasusFere reviews
The Decepticons discover the latest Autobot propaganda campaign.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Dichotomy of Good and Evil by NightElfCrawler reviews
The Decepticons had lost the war, and most spectacularly. But the end of the war may have brought peace with a price. Now it was up to Optimus Prime to set things right, but was the right thing to do something that would inevitably repeat past events?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
The Ghost by Beregond5 reviews
G1. When he first joined, Mirage wanted nothing to do with the other Autobots. A very persistent mech is about to change that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
The Monk and the Nun by Angry Archer reviews
G1 Valentine's Day One-Shot: "Write to me with sentimental effusion/ Let me revel in romantic illusion." An unusual conversation between Optimus Prime and Elita One.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & 1776 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
When The Brave Stumble by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
When all the lights go out and they are left with nothing but nightmares, even Autobots like them can be scared. But some comfort can be found by their one and only leader, Optimus Prime. ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Quits by Borath reviews
"I want an interface. That's all. Peace after all these years in exchange for your pride." / And dignity, a subtle voice supplied to Optimus as he felt his features slacken in horror.: Hard M chapter 1. OP/M - OP/IH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,212 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fatherhood? by WiEGoP reviews
Seaspray tries to come to terms with the news that he will soon be a father. Then the unexpected happens. K for some obtuse references to frolicking. Set after my earlier story "A Night At Sea." Seaspray/Alana.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Seaspray, Alana - Complete
What Immortal Hand? by CoraxOnyx reviews
G1 Sparkplug and Optimus Prime. A chance meeting in a dark place. Inspired by http://masterofall./art/Something-of-an-implication-132762947 Please look at the drawing, which is awesome. Constructive criticism always welcome.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W.
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
In Confidence by NybCR reviews
In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Seeing The Unseeable by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Mirage doesn't understand why Optimus can see him when no one else can. ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mirage, Optimus Prime - Complete
Still Beautiful by John Smith reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself alone with Elita One for the first time in millions of years. As the past creeps up on them, he wonders if they can reclaim the bond they once shared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
LOLOMGBBQ by anondecepticon reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Sparkloves and Bondmates by WiEGoP reviews
G1. When a member of the Autobot team does something unspeakable how will the the rest of the team cope? Can Prowl's love for his bondmate save Jazz from the darkness threatening to overcome him? And what about those wacky Twins? Please read and review PJ
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Rain by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Ironhide does some thinking during guard duty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Anniversary by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Ratchet remembers what he can never forget. Warning: Be advised, the theme is rather sensitive and depressing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Request by Beregond5 reviews
G1. What's a small favour between friends?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
The Stars Screm My PaAin: Blitzjumpers Storey by WiEGoP reviews
OK liek Blitzjumper is teh hottness. SuperkawwaiiAweseomdesu KK? Luv, romanse, voilence. Pwesze read. No phlames KK? BlitzjumperxUltra Magnus, BlitxzjumperXJazz,BlitxjumperXDevcon:Blitzjumper XHOtRod. BlitxjumperXAstrotrain. BlitzXStarscream BlitzXcyclons
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Starscream - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Warmongers by Saesama reviews
What if Lucifer was sent to hell, not because he tried to overthrow God, but because no other angel was strong enough for the duty? one-shot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Love as a Foreign Language by itsu-sual reviews
How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Parallel by That Buggy Girl reviews
It had seemed like a good idea. Frenzy knew it wasn't. How could something that could be used against you ever possibly be a good idea? Another rambling ficlet further exploring my theories about Cybertronian twins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Fumbling by That Buggy Girl reviews
As twins, Frenzy and Rumble have this inexplicable desire to be really close...Unfortunately, they have no idea how to satisfy it. It doesn't help that they don't really understand this desire, either.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Duobus by Cyndi reviews
Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Darling Anathema by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Pre-earth. In a desperate attempt to end his creations' war, Primus steals Optimus Prime and Megatron's memories. Without the years of death and hatred, the two find themselves questioning their place in the war and looking to each other for an answer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Need by NybCR reviews
After getting left behind on the battlefield, Starscream picks himself up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Fitting Ends by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1/IDW: Somewhere along the way, he had learned to serve. And it grated, to know what he had become, and what he had been, and to feel the traitor’s satisfaction in that knowledge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ratbat, Soundwave - Complete
Things You Don't Trust Your Subordinates With by Dragon of Dispair reviews
Response to the prompt Optimus Prime / Megatron / awkward. "Prime," Megatron growled, "Tell your flunky to shut up and help." movieverse. complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
We Had Time by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Things would get better, they thought. There was always tomorrow, if they had each other.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Under These Beltane Stars by Cyndi reviews
Their love gave birth. Sequel to Walls. Armada universe, OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Walls by Cyndi reviews
His face plate had been a wall between him and the world for millennia. It let him hide his emotions. Without it, he felt naked and exposed. Megatron would see everything... OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Stargazing by kepulver reviews
G1 circa 1985 Optimus Prime and Ironhide study the stars above the Ark as they talk about their new home on Earth. Implied slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Listen Before Speaking by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Much can be learned from the sound of a footstep.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Strength by Hellsfirescythe reviews
Being human, Spike gets a much different venue of peering into a Cybertronian’s personality. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
On Being Reduced to Instinct by The Starhorse reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
I Love You, I'll Kill You by NightwindandFrostbite reviews
Megatron and Optimus Prime in the desert doing...stuff. Written because Frostbite wanted to see if she could do it. Slash but not smut, 'cuz we don't do that stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2005
Storyteller by Epona Harper reviews
The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
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Impossible
Sometimes I-Prime just really, really, really wanna frag/be fragged by Megatron. It's an issue. We don't even have spikes/valves/etc. in my universe. But I-Prime read fanfiction. And sometimes... sometimes I wish we did. PS - I'm sorry, Corax! I wish I could be the pure Prime you admire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
True Stories About Imaginary Giant Robots reviews
These are all true and complete as I recall them. I needed a place to record some of the wacky interactions I have had with the crew of characters who live in my head and defy my control. Some of these adventures are happy; some are sad; many are silly. One or two of 'em changed my life. Hugs to all my robot pals! Especially to you, Megs. 3
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream
Choosing My Name, And Other Mistakes reviews
[Book #3] When bots in an all-male society start building femmes, they go way overboard with gimmicks. Rainbowsparkles has two alt-modes, iridescent paint, and a ridiculous name. Oh, and she can read sparks. But now somebody's kidnapping newlings. Can this reluctant Mary Sue find out who's lying before she becomes the next victim?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,805 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Optimus Prime, Sunstreaker, Megatron, Thundercracker - Complete
Parting Shots From The Happy World reviews
One-shot drabbles I've jotted down for fun, mostly set post-ceasefire: Megs likes 80's Earth music; Prime and Elita get it on; Prime's response to fan fiction; a couple top-secret entries from Prime's diary; Prime defaces Megs's gilding...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Metamorphosis: Beyond Transformation reviews
A series of Post-"Transformation" drabbles in which I try to find what happens to my beloved characters. Apocryphal. OP&M, OP/E1, M&SS, introduction of OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Evolution reviews
[Book #2] Cybertron is dead, the Matrix is disintegrated; and Prime, Megatron, and Elita are somehow supposed to keep their heads in all this mess. Jetfire and the 'Structies head teams down to explore their dead home. What they find there will change every transformer forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Jetfire - Complete
The Fabulous Adventures of Pinkimus & Lavendertron reviews
Crack! Prime has learned that tasteless paint colors will really freak out Megatron. Now, he's out to show the Decepticon Commander what he's been missing. UPDATE Now with new chapter: Botcon and Revenge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Ickyak in the Living Room reviews
Post-'Transformation' Drabble: Why shouldn't Megs and Prime tweak each other's diodes? They are bonded, after all. Not the answer Megatron was hoping for. UPDATE Now with new chapter: Elita and Ratchet get involved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Starscreamy Poem-Thingie reviews
Starscream's heart is full of owies, and he writes wangsty poetry about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Starscream - Complete
That Knits the Raveled Sleeve of Care reviews
Because giant transforming robots are just so darn cute when they are sleeping. I have a whole slag-ton of scenes that, of course, came into my mind while I was dropping off. I decided not to resist them any more. Just for fun. And as always, no pron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Size Matters reviews
WackyCrackyFun. Megatron begins to realize that their being of equal height is VERY important to the Prime. Shenanigans ensue, and Elita is called in to give her expert opinion. Glee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Thousand Tears We Cannot Cry reviews
The many deaths of Ironhide, as wangsted over by a distraught Prime. One chapter for each universe. Deep dark chocolate emosauce.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Surrender:Absolution reviews
OP&M. POEM, with actual rhyme and meter, that I wrote a few years ago at the very start of this 'Can't we all just get along?" obsession.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Weekly Drabble Project reviews
One short story per week, each according to assigned parameters. Not even I have any idea what kinds of things will end up in here. So far we have some TF:Prime, some G1 'Structies, OOC Prime, letters from Elita, violent death, pranking...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011
A Transformation in Five Acts reviews
Book #1 "You want to know something, Optimus Out-Of-Whose-Tailpipes-The-Light-Shineth Prime? Today I find myself wondering if it's worth it after all." Soundwave's death triggers a tiny change in Megatron. But real peace requires hard choices and some literal soul-searching... and has planet-sized consequences. AUDIOBOOK VERSION AVAILABLE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,822 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron] - Complete
Groundpounding reviews
Halfback was enjoying a nice nocturnal drive... That is, until Starscream showed up with his "Great News." Companion drabble to "Transformation"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Starscream - Complete
A Shameless Botization of Some Epic Shakespeare reviews
Optimus delivers his version of the "Once more unto the breach" speech from Sharkespeare's Henry V. The Bard is going to kill me for mangling his language thus!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Two Halves reviews
A "What-If?" drabble set post-Ceasefire: Optimus is dead. How do Elita and Megatron deal with it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Megatron, Elita One - Complete
Beautiful Friendship reviews
Mirage and Skywarp: All the joys of running the Cybertronian Detox Facility with a partner you can't stand. A companion drabble to "Transformation" and "Entr'acte"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Mirage, Skywarp - Complete
Entr'acte: Ghost Spark reviews
[Book #1.5 - a vital companion to "Transformation"] "Peace? You? You don't deserve peace. Especially not from me!" A lifetime of obsession does not die easily, and Starscream's not giving up his jealous 'claim' on Megatron without a fight. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Elita One, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Just Decepticons reviews
Bee wiped an energon-slicked hand across his brow, and his small frame slumped as his high spirits ebbed away. "I took down two Seekers, all by myself," the little mech grumbled. "I thought you'd be proud." Post-Ceasefire Fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Death Wish reviews
Millions of years after the Ceasefire, Prime walks the corridors of the Crypt alone... And gives Primus a piece of his mind!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete