Everyone knows there are moments that take your breath away and moments you wish would freeze forever. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are no different. Sometimes, one has to Take Two. A collection of moments/stories that define the twins & their place in the

When three friends who view each other as siblings go to the Botcon being held in Jasper, Nevada, they get more than they bargained for. How will they fair in the world of the TV series known as Transformers: Prime?

Soundwave x Oc -Human x Con relationship-

G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF

Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R

She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?

"... Violets are blue, energon is sweet, and so are you!" Happy Valentine's Day from the Transformers! The best thing is their Valentine's cards come all year round. So sit back with some chocolate, and read the poems they've written you! Rated just for safety...

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Fill for the RotG KINKmeme. Sometimes mistakes are made. Sometimes misguidance is given. And too often, the best intentions can be the absolute worst sin. Perhaps imprisoning Pitch Black after his defeat wasn't the brightest thing to do. How do you plan to fix something you yourself broke, Guardians? WARNING! For later suicide attempts, self-harm, and psychological trauma.

"Just once I would like to see you without that damn makeup," she whispered to him in the dark, reaching out to touch the side of his face. His hand shot out and seized her's with a crushing force. "The makeup dosent come off, beautiful," he snarled back.

At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.

Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety. Edits are complete!

Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?

Starscream is now at brink of death and the only one willing to help are the enemy. Once Starscream wakes up they will be quite surprised with what they find. Takes place after "Partners".

Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS

Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.

Robin had left his past in Gotham behind him, but that one day every year he relives it. When he is strained to the breaking point, will he finally trust his friends with his burdens, or will they overwhelm him? Can he ever face Batman again after their last confrontation? And more importantly, will his greatest secret finally come out to an unexpected person? Rated T for language.

The key to Vector Sigma is destroyed in mid-download, leaving behind its scars on Team Prime. Jack bears physical scars while Optimus bears the mental scars of incomplete memory and the burden of a Prime, but was Optimus memories the only thing lost? Was anything lost to begin with or was something gained? What Jack will learn is that nothing ever is destroyed, it only transforms.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

Ironhide has managed to take Starscream, the victim of rape, back to the Autobot base but what happens now? Can he actually help the Seeker recover from his ordeal and move on? Is it possible for Starscream to deal with his demons, both old and new and possibly become an Autobot? Read on to find out, sequel to Prowlsgirl's brilliant Helpless.

Brianna Thorne has escaped, with help, from Decepticon captivity though the damage has been done. Can she overcome the training she endured at the hands of the Cons? Rating will rise in later chapters. Jazz/OC

Millions of stellar cycles ago, there circulated a memorable account of the Decepticon leader and his courtship of his new second-in-command. After time marred the faction and its followers, it became a lost tale even to Megatron and Starscream themselves, for to remember is to decide whether it resulted in Megatron's greatest triumph, or his greatest downfall.

What if at the end of Avengers, Shield had insisted that they had a right to punish Loki for his crimes on earth before going back to Asgard? What if Thor had let them? Problem is, even as a force of good, Shield can be downright evil, and Loki isn't as evil as everyone thinks. Now the Avengers have to deal with the fallout, and somehow help the God of Mischief become whole again.

After being abused once too often by Megatron, Starscream suffers a breakdown, right outside the Autobot base. Can his old friend Skyfire and the Autobots help him to mend or will he remain broken. Warning. Contains slash, violence and rape.

*Sequel* While struggling with confusing and conflicting feelings, Starscream and his trine struggle to fit in amongst the Autobot crew; mean while Sunstreaker's hurtful words have chased his twin's new found friend away and he is sent to bring her home. What should be an easy mission will reveal a deadly threat to the Autobots and all their allies. *AU*

I never thought I would become interested in Transformers. So, buying my first Transformer was in order. Come to find out my believed "wasted" twelve dollars were well spent. This is the crazy life of me, my friend, and his friends. DISCONTINUED

There were only four things I knew for sure. First, my cousin's car was a talking robot. Second, I was destined to save the world I never felt a part of. Third, Decepticons were after me. Fourth, I was totally screwed. — Optimus x OC

Once upon a time, a young boy sees a shooting star. So that boy made a wish. And the world he knew was lost to him forever. But it's okay, he doesn't mind. That world didn't have Transformers. This one does.

Life's hard. Personally, I think people who say that are cowards and self-pitying people. They should try to live with the Decepticon elite as a human. A tiny, worthless vermin. The only reason I'm still alive is that I'm of use to my leader. And that I just so happen to be the adopted creation of Decepticon medic and scientist, Knock Out.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.

It all went haywire when she found that car. Or, maybe, the car is who found her.

What would have happened if Bulkhead DID die? Wheeljack learns hard lessons about taking care of his new human friend, and maybe likes her spunk at times . . . But what happens when a plan for revenge is hatched? Getting tangled up with a femme and the importance of memories making you who you are. War stories, detonations, protoform sleepovers, Wheeljack/Arcee, Bulkhead, Miko.

After her abusive father finally goes too far, Elizabeth Dowell moves in with her neighbor and best friend, Jack. But she is soon dragged into the conflict with the Decepticons. Can she survive that while avoiding her father's vengeance?

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

Erica Houston thought her spring break would be just the same: Hang out with Myra, eat junk food, and play basketball. But that soon changes when a new face arrives in Jasper. Okay, so, he's not a boy. Meet Jesse Blue. Also known as Bluestreak. With the help of her best friend, Erica is in for a wild ride of giant, alien robots, basketball tournaments, and being chased by the cops.

Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.

Armada. "Oh, I was just thinking of keeping them as pets." What if Megatron had made good on his threat and kept Rad, Carlos and Alexis? What would have happened? Read on to find out, suggestions for this story welcome.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]

Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

Starscream hates English. It has none of the elegance of Cybertronian, and, deciding to ditch English and speak only in his native tongue, the SIC has reminded the troops that his screechy voice wasn't always so screechy... much to his mates' chagrin.

Chi is the best bodyguard in the state of California, but even she isn't prepared for what she has to face to keep this client alive... and she definitely isn't prepared to meet a few beings that she isn't even sure should exist. Just another chapter to add to her already confusing life, although... working with the two corvettes is a definite bonus. SIDESxOCxSUNNY

Going too far in a punishment Megatron does the one thing that is highly forbidden to the laws of Cybertron and against Primus' name. But who can save Starscream from him and from the madness that's bound to follow. –slash, bot-rape, torture

TFP Verse: Decepticons and Autobots pick up a signal from a Cybertronian ship crashed on Earth vorns ago. The Cons are up for a surprise though, being in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Primus knows how they're gonna deal with the changes. Eventual KOxSS, Humanized. Enjoy!

Fed up with each other one day, Miko and Jack get into a rather vicious fight leading to some...unexpected results...

One night Optimus finds Miles hitchhiking. After talking to the teen, he realizes something is wrong, and eventually figures out he is abused. Optimus being a father/older brother figure and getting enthralled with the idea of helping Miles, since he's suddenly has too much time in his servos with the war over. Child abuse warnings.

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Sequel to Dark Secrets. Now that Sam's living with the Autobots, new Autobots are coming to Earth and he is excited. If Optimus and his team are so great, that means other Autobots will be great too, right? Rated T for Language.

Still recovering from the death of her parents, her grandparents give her a box of robotic action figures - some she recognised from her childhood. Though, when they come to life, how will she stop them from ripping each other's heads off?

When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.

Every story has two sides to it but as everyone starts to move on with their lives, JD's only gets worse and he's left feeling all alone when no one takes notice. Grief can do funny things to people, but so can the desire for revenge. With half the hospital out for blood, JD consumed with grief and friends acting like strangers, will anything ever be okay again. COMPLETE

"Experience is a brutal teacher. But we learn-my god, do we learn." C.S. Lewis. The BAU must race to save a member of their team...before it's too late.

Inspired by AnimationNut's 'Take Two' and Mrs. Ferb-Fletcher-Inator's 'Cut'. This follows the hilarity the Transformers have to deal with on and off stage, and the various bloopers they've performed in the effort of making a good episode. Rated T for overall violence, Cybertronian cursing, and maybe some people being drunk, who knows?

Transformers: Prime; set after Triangulation. Starscream hadn't realized that this had been the same exact planet where he had left his partner to die all those years ago. Complete.

Megatron's greatest failure was in the hands of the Autobots. Scorned and broken, Starscream vows to have his revenge while the Autobots begin to uncover a dark truth between the Decepticon Warlord and his Second-In-Command.

Mina, a nerd and outcast, never fit in with her fellow humans. But what happens when she finds herself surrounded by beings that were anything but human?

Following the events of 'Rock Bottom', Starscream must pay for his treacherous actions against Megatron. But he soon learns that perhaps it is the Autobots who are the only ones who are willing to grant him one last chance. Just how far is he willing to be pushed before showing both Autobots and Decepticons what he's truly capable of? Rated T for mild violence. *Completed*

(To be a collection of TFP ficlets) New chapter - "Thirst" - Knock Out and Starscream interaction after 'Thirst'.

Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!

Humans are fragile; their trust, even more so. Once you break it... you may never get it back. Luckily for Knock Out, he couldn't care less - or so he claims. After all, if the human had any sense, she would never have agreed to come with him at all. It wasn't his fault. He didn't force her to come. So why did he feel guilty?

A number of oneshots, varying levels of amusement found within. Crack. G1-bayverse, multiple crack-pairings – you've been warned!

Knowing Transformers can get you through hard times when religion fails. Usual Disclaimer: Hasbro owns Transformers.

Judy Witwicky took a double take at the Camaro in their garage. "New car?" she asked.

Arcee could never forgive Starscream for what he had done, but when both are trapped and their only option out is to help each other, they might just have to grin and bear it. Unbeknownst to either of them, this whole deal might last longer then just once. Rated M for Safety.

A late-night call from the Nemesis to the Ark causes Prowl to glitch and turns everything upside down. But what's wrong with Starscream?

"... Sugar's still sweet, and baby, I want you!" The companion to Roses Are Red, but this time, the poems are from us fans to the Transformers. What makes us love them? Well, have a look inside and find out!

The Adventures of Loki in his Cell under the watch of the Avengers. Inspired by "The 30 Excuses of Loki."

It would be her luck, that her boyfriend... oh oh, EX boyfriend... would steal a car that belonged to someone in the military. It would also be her luck that the thing turned out to be a war loving alien robot that won't leave her alone. Ironhide/OC

G1, AU elements. Not all scars are superficial. And many more aren't just permanent — they're fatal. [Suicide recovery story. Warnings posted inside.]

Liana is the DJ at the club 'The Saber'. However, a certain three-faced Decepticon has taken a liking to her music styles. Soon shes the new entertainment for the Decepticons. Co-Written with FrostedPurpleIrises91-ILOVEHER! TFA Romance OCxStarscream

That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.

Bumblebee thought it would be easy. Just go in, grab the artifact and leave. How was he supposed to know the artifact wasn't an 'it' but a 'she', and what did this portend for the other artifacts the Autobots had detected? A hodge-podge AU of my own making with many hat tips to various continuities. Rated T for Lamborghinis and robot space chickens.

"Oh, Starscream. Changing species isn't the bane of your existence. There are a multitude of traits you possess that will put you on the list of those wishing to harm lost souls for nefarious reasons. So be wary, my Seeker, or else this terrible world will eat you alive."

Megatron assigns himself as guardian to a sparkling Starscream as an investment in the future of his air force with a 'no one hurts him but me' attitude. But will Starscream end up damaged from his one-orn leader's constantly altering and confusing treatment? Contains sparkling abuse and perhaps some fluff, maybe slash in later chapters.

With every TV show, there's always bloopers where actors mess up their lines and mess up someone else. The creators don't always show us them though. So here are a bunch of bloopers I think took place in each episode! T for language. Now up- Darkness Rising Part 2

We humans all know that Youtube can be extremely annoying. However, Bumblebee sees it as a wonderful opportunity to annoy the living daylights out of the other Autobots. Let the trolling begin!

Starscream is teetering on the edge on oblivion and only Megatron can save him. Fluff. Warnings: Self harm, somewhat OOC, no slash.

The TF toys have allowed me into their lives. I have completely betrayed their trust. Rated for language in some chapters...it was totally worth it.

The Decepticons have no concept of the word loyalty. Even the most devout can be the most decieving in the end... Starscream realises this the hard way when he ends up in Autobot hands while his processor is glitching into oblivion. Visions of a world and self lost long ago...Starscream/Arcee, for all intents and purposes AU

After Megatron wrongfully punishes Starscream he realises how detrimental their disagreements are to the Decepticon cause. Will they ever be able to form a truce for the good of themselves and their faction?

Have you ever noticed that almost all the members of G1 gestalt teams have something wrong with them? Whether it's a phobia, recognizable disorder, or an over exaggerated personality trait. They each have a unique processor fluke that makes them stand out in your mind. With each chapter of this story you will see an example of them exhibiting their issues for all of us to enjoy.

The attack on Praxus had been brutal, but it was a thing of the past, so no one had ever thought to bring it up again. After all, the Autobots already had enough to deal with. But, when an injured youngling appears at the Ark's doorstep, how will the Autobots deal with the painful memories his presence brings back? Why is it only now that he decided to set off this chain of events?

'Phobia: a persistent, irrational fear of a specific object, activity, or situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.' A series of nine drabbles starring the Stunticons and Combaticons.

These are popular nursery rhymes with hidden or blatant morbid meaning that have been modified or changed to fit the Cybertronian War. Slash. Morbid nursery rhymes. Character death and the like.

Chaos. Confusion. She didn't expect to run into that when she moved down to Tranquility. But those were the emotions running through her when her father disappears overseas and her truck turns out to be an alien robot scientist who blows up stuff. She also didn't expect to be thrown into an ancient war, either. But fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. Jazz/OC

SG!AU Sequel to Our New Divide. The Decepticons were led to believe that the humans had shared their every secret. Now they find that they've been lied to.

Nobody knew how much Dr. Johnathan Michael Dorian was really hiding. But a near tragic event, a physical examination, and a phone call to his brother later revealed almost everything. Then the pieces of his old life fall together, and it's not a pretty picture. And it all started because he was late to work. Warning- Possible Character Death, Language, and Dark Themes.. NOT SLASH

The mission went wrong. Incredibly wrong. Nobody was supposed to die. Nobody was supposed to get hurt. ONESHOT! Rated T for death.

Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity, ONESHOT, crack sequel to Opportunity Knocks; June Darby suddenly finds herself playing mommy to the Decepticons- obviously she's not too thrilled about this, so she'll just have to cause trouble until they let her go. COMPLETE.

Starscream's heart is full of owies, and he writes wangsty poetry about it.

For every episode of Transformers: Prime I write a fic(let) based off that episode. So by the time Season three starts I should have 52 chapters. Here we go! Some chapters have pairings, some chapters don't, each story is different!

Someone said something about car air fresheners being sort of like catnip to grounders (Who! Help, I can't find who said it!). And Rickpoopy said what if it makes them frisky? And thus crackficlet was born. I'm not even gonna try to list the crackships that happen here. xD

One fangirl meets the Decepticons. The truth hurts. Rated for language and darkness.

After being shot down by Autobots, Thundercracker's trine is forced to leave him behind. With no way home, he seeks shelter in an empty horse trailer, and its owner is less than thrilled… RATING CHANGED

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

Sam is home from college for the summer and plans on doing normal teenage summer stuff such as swimming at the lake, going on date with his girlfriend and hanging out with some alien robots! But we all know it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

Sometimes things don't work out the way we want them to. Sometimes being killed doesn't mean you have to stay dead. Sometimes we all wanna stay in place, terrified. But sometimes we need to act, face our fears of the zombie apocalypse through a new world of fire, and resist. Because it's all you have left to do. OP/OC, multiple pairings, read warnings, rating may go up

Santa Claus meets Megatron. Ho-Ho-Holy shit! Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Just a little short fic with Miko making up a song about the Cons. This fic is so fluffy it looks like clouds.

The last thing Alexis expected was to wake up, barely alive in a Decepticon base lab awaiting experimentation. The Decepticons plan to control humanity by using their own kind against them through mechanization. Starscream x Alexis Primeverse

Two years after the attacks in New York City, young Viola Pine moves there in hopes of confronting Tony Stark. It turns out to be a lot harder than she expected. Especially when a naked man claiming to be a God appears drunk on her doorstep. Against her better judgment she takes him in to learn of a truth more shocking than the secrets she holds within.

Old Starscream sure tries hard, but it's never enough. Hope this brings ya a laugh. If not, it gets deleted. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

(G1) From the loveless debuts of their relationship to its morphing into something neither of them could have expected, Megatron and Starscream go about their business as warriors engaged in an endless war, and the secretive business that concerns only them.. Each chapter stands for a different kink/theme.

Something for you all to think about next time you look up at the stars...

The shadows in the room shifted, threatening to consume him. The silence threatened to drown him, drag him down and suffocate him.

Set after "Shadowzone". Starscream's chassis bumped into computer, trapped between it and Megatron's hungry hips. Nowhere to go.

Starscream tears it up. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.

The tables are turned on Arcee in this sequel to 'Arcee's Bad Day'. Graphic Language. I hope everyone enjoys this as much as the first one. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Starscream ran from the Nemesis to deactivate himself in peace. What events have led up to this point and can Megatron ever be a good bondmate to his second? Story referenced in Old Patterns.

*Spoilers for Regeneration/ Canon Death* Life is full of small moments that are linked together that make our past and present. But when the moments over, its over.

Hope this gives ya a laugh! Contains harsh Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank :)

First story set in FOC- Starscream returns to Megatron. Suggestions for future stories welcome.

TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.

Something I wrote for my kids, and just had to share with the world. An Alphabet poem using Transformers references. Encompasses a little of everything.

A strange outburst from Huffer leads to examination of the Ark's CTV footage - with some interesting results. This is Prowl's journal version of what occurs.

The Autobots are Sam's only friends in the world, but he can't completely trust them. He doesn't trust anybody because of a dark secret he's been hiding... It's got a different storyline from the movies but the same characters. T for violence and language

Enter Darcy Lewis: care-taker to an overbearing, formerly evil, used-to-be-god; sarcasm expert; and all-around romantic. Post-Avengers! Two-shot. T for Darcy's language

Kidfic. Tony is five years old.The Hulk shows his destructive tendencies. Thor is amused. Cap and Widow are not. Hawkeye is taking pictures.

Thundercracker and Skywarp notice Starscream acting strange and ask for a certain mech's assistantance to work out what is going on... Said mech finds out why but maybe somethings are better left not known... Oneshot. mechxmech but not between the two characters listed

Jack was loyal to the 'bots, it was obvious in his action and words. But when Soundwave crashes, injured and close to offlining, Jack can't help but aid the mech. Now the former 'con is determined to befriend the unique human. Though kidnapping the teen might not have been the best way to go about it! Read and review. Not yaoi, just brotherly fluff later!

A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]

Seqeul to 'The Autobot Prank' and the Decepticons are out for revenge. How will they do it? Let's just say that Skywarp might not be going without his Sparklings after all. Enjoy.

Skywarp and Sideswipe find themselves stranded on an island somewhere within the infamous Bermuda Triangle. How can two bots on opposing sides hope to survive long enough for rescue when even the island itself is working against them? ON HIATUS.

"Why did you come here?" "Oh, that's easy! We are here to deliver messages to you all from your millions of fans!" Two girls show up in the base from the Ground Bridge and have more than a few surprises for the Autobots! If you could say, ask or give anything to the Autobots, what would it be?

I've thought of death before, but I've never actually considered taking my own life. Until the day that I was destroyed by no one other than myself. And oh, what a cruel way to die indeed.

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

It's been 10 years since she's last seen the transformers, and 20 years since she last spoke to him. Now Alexis is married to an unfaithful Rad longing for days gone by. What happens when she finds Starscream again? What happens if he remembers what they had?

Starscream has been left behind by his faction with no hope of making it back to his base. But a certain Autobot leader takes pity on him and lends him a helping servo... in more ways than one. Happy sticky slash. Don't like, don't read.

Falling into negative old patterns of behaviour can destroy more than just a relationship. Megatron/Starscream. Contains Major Character Death and is very bleak. Movieverse with just a touch of TFP.

For a teenager whose 'Normal' day features alien robots from outer space, you can't help but wonder exactly what it is he calls 'Abnormal'. His accidential transformation into a Seeker at the hands of Miko? Oh yeah. That totally counts.

The title is meant to be ironic, as you will see if you read. This is a story about just how interface mad our favourite Autobots and Decepticons are. What does it mean when three Seekers start displaying? What really happens when an Autobot gets captured? Read on to find out, suggestions are very welcome. In the first chapter, Spike makes a very shocking discovery.

•Always an outsider, Miko even finds herself staring into a house of secrets after being captured by Decepticons. Only this time, she's allowed unravel the walls•

Of course Sherlock would never let anyone know he has a phobia. Anyone, that is, except John. One stormy day, John comes home to find Sherlock shaking behind the sofa, and it turns out he is absolutely terrified of thunder. John is there to comfort him. Can be read as canon or pre-Johnlock, depending on slash-goggle adjustment.

"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."

Starscream finds comfort in an unlikely place after being mocked by the other Decepticons. Fluffy, cute and attacks the feels but no slash. Read and enjoy. Review if you feel like it. Constructive criticism welcome. Flames will be used to roast marsh-a-mallows marshmallows but I like marsh-a-mallows !

After a party at the Decepticon base, a certain mech and femme wake up with an all-too-clear memory of the night before. They might have just been able to forget about it, if it weren't for a certain seeker... Blitzarachnia randomness, rated T

Sometimes, there's a friend that's always ignored. This is her story. Jack talk's Miko into letting Bulk give Sierra's friend a ride home so he can give Sierra that ride he's promised. But since when can they have anything easy? WIP, and a bit stuck. Suggestions welcome.

"Harley, when did you stop trusting me?" The Joker finally discovers how far Harley can be pushed- resulting in an event he would rather forget.

Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Song-fic/One-shot. Starscream needs someone to save him. Had to repost, long story . T for language.

Sequel to 'Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications' Dom's new phone is still giving him trouble. Romance is hard enough without typos. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

A songfic reflecting how Starscream feels after so many beatings from Megatron, his cruel master

Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Isn't something missing, isn't someone missing me? One-shot, based around Evanescence's song "Missing".

J.D. doesn't have a reason for the way he is, it's just how he's always been. Some JDox friendship and angstiness, mentions of cutting and suicidal thoughts. Oneshot.

AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Five times Murdock rushed to save a member of the team and the one time they all rushed to save him. For A-Team kink!meme. H/C

SG!AU Sam receives a solid B for his genealogy report which means no car for the 17 year old Witwicky. That's okay; he now has an F-22 perched on his lawn instead.

Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. - M*A*S*H. A chance encounter shows Epps that there is always more to a story than what you believe you know. T for safety

The Joker was many things, but suicidal was not one of them.

Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.

Slash, character death, and a very short story G1

A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!

Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…

The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.

Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.

It wasn't about doing the right thing. With her, he simply couldn't do anything else." Logan stumbles upon Marie in a mutant experimentation lab.

After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.

Hannah never stood up for herself, letting people walk all over her. When a certain set of twins crash land on the wrong side of the country how will they be able to meet up with their comrades? Well, Hannah's got nothing better to do. Road trip anyone?

Full of crack, innuendos, and Megascream. Need I say more?

....still makes me want to cut myself." Why didn't I take those words to heart? JDA, DCA. Rated for language and suicidal themes. Future!fic.

Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.

When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!

TC and the rest of the Cons have a day that they'll never forget...Story better than the freakin summary...

It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.

Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Poetic ponderings on why everyone's favorite killer clown has such a frenzied following of fanatical females.

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

Dr Cox is on JD's back about a patient he accidentally killed, and he thought things couldn't get any worse. But then a madman with a gun shows up. JDA.

When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.

OLD: TFA, slight Blitzwing/Blackarachnia. Megatron and Starscream are the neighbors from hell.

07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!

The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R

[07movieish] Soundwave's taken a break from his work as a communications monitor, and where does he go? To the bar that Blaster happens to work at, of course... [SWxB, smutfic]

Movieverse After Mission city the Autobots find themselves needing to hide out for a while, Sam suggests an old friend with a lot of spare property. Nick Akers knew her life would be different, she never imagined 'different' included giant alien robots.

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

When Jim gets injured after another fight with Scroop, Silver suddenly realizes how much he cares for the boy. NO slash.

G1: Starscream has a secret carefully hidden away from the Decepticons and Transformers alike, until Megatron suspects him with the help of Soundwave. Will he be able to bear the brunt of the consequences that follow? Epilogue.

The Armada crew takes a trip to the movieverse. Hilarity ensues. Rad beats up a girl, Blurr gets drunk and gropes Sideswipe, and Sideswipe might just really be a girl.

JD always had felt safe in the hospital...until now. JDA.

A poem from anyone's POV after they've died