A new take on a timeless classic, starring none other than mighty Megatron. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Merry Christmas!

The old bastards go trick or treating. Hope this brings ya a laugh! Graphic language. Happy Halloween!

It's been thirty years and Jack Darby fights the Decepticon war alone as he races against time, madness, new terrors...and himself. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

I know this is early, because I was hoping to give everyone an early laugh. Thanks for the reviews! Hope you like it. Have a good one!

The three classic Decepticon jets have a sit down. But can they sit still? Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you and announcement. :)

A sequel to a Decepticon Easter, The Easter Bunny's bad day continues as he visits the Autobots...and he's not happy about it. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for any feedback or reviews. :)

Are there Easter Eggs on Cybertron? Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews.

Cooking with Optimus! Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for any feedback or reviews!

The old Autobot's set up for a day of second hand summer sales in this sequel to the Retirement Home. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Not so fun for everyone! Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Refueled in more ways than one, behold the the mighty Unicron! (Not to sure about this one, if it doesn't do well I'm gonna delete it) :D Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Always more than meets the eye, just who is analyzing who? Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

You can hear that famous theme, can't you? Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Things have not gone well for the ol' Maximal's in todays world. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Santa Claus meets Megatron. Ho-Ho-Holy shit! Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Old Starscream sure tries hard, but it's never enough. Hope this brings ya a laugh. If not, it gets deleted. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Having no idea what a Sparkling was until recently, I was unsure how to write my second Megatron story since I have no idea what even passes for Sparkling canon. So I winged it again, adding my own twist as the TFP Sparkling Megatron continues his evil ways.Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

What would you do with a TFP Megatron Sparkling? This is a one shot just for fun. I hope it makes someone laugh. Not to fond of this one though, may just delete it. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

In the continuing series, Optimus unloads. Could this be his bad day? Thanks for the feedback and reviews! Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The famous friends of yesterday meet for an annual reunion...only they have an unexpected last minute guest. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The Decepticons acquire some human compatriots of their own. How well it works remains to be seen. Graphic language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The Decepticons second in command unburdens himself. Graphic language. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The first in a new series where we find our favorite Transformers being evaluated by a professional. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The mileage is high on these old Autobots as they rust away the day. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

It's been a looong time since 1984 and even though they have been replaced several times since by sleek new models and technology, the G1 Decepticon's still retain some of their old wicked ways. I hope this brings you all a smile. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Starscream tears it up. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The tables are turned on Arcee in this sequel to 'Arcee's Bad Day'. Graphic Language. I hope everyone enjoys this as much as the first one. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Hope this gives ya a laugh! Contains harsh Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank :)

To hopefully prove I can write more than adult themes, I hope you all enjoy this cross-over tale. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)