62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

Summary;
Coulson starts to make up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do. 62 of them in fact.

This fic shall include all the Avengers and known S.H.I. E. L. D. agents.
Loki is not in it.
Sorry about that.

Disclaimer;
I do not own the Avengers.

On board the Helicarrier, Agent Coulson glanced at the report that had been placed on his desk only moments before by another agent. He was about to dismiss it when he then caught sight of the name 'Tony Stark'. Immediately the paper was in his hands as he quickly scanned the page.

Groaning, he put the paper back on his desk and headed over to the cafeteria. Upon opening the double doors he was greeted by the enthusiastic shouting of the god of thunder, Thor, who hailing him from the kitchens.

"GREETINGS SON OF COUL! HAVE YOU TRIED THESE POP-TARTS? THEY ARE THE FOOD OF THE GODS!"

The head agent winced slightly at the volume. "No thank you, Thor. Now if you'll excuse me." Brushing past the god he started to search every available cupboard, ignoring Tony's quiet laughter as he walked past the genius and opened the fridge, and a cupboard and another cupboard and so on until he had searched all of them.

He straightened up and turned to look at the philanthropist. "Tony...Why did you decide to fill every single one of the god damn cupboards with pop-tarts and nothing else?" He asked, barely keeping the irritation out of his voice.

"One does not simply ignore the commands of a god, Phil." Tony sniggered.

"Oh for god's sake Stark. Thor, we can't eat pop-tarts every day. It's unhealthy and my agents need to eat a balanced diet. Not to mention that Natasha's going to go mental when she finds out that you've got rid of the special salad that she made."

Stark's face immediately paled. "I wasn't here." He stated with a straight face, turning and walking out.

"ANOTHER." Thor roared as he flicked the pop-tart wrapper into the bin.

Coulson shook his head in exasperation and headed back to his office, opening up his laptop and a new word document as he started typing.

Rule number one:
Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the 'food of the gods'.

I hope you enjoy these little one-shots, and if you've read either of my other Avengers fics such as 'The 30 Excuses of Loki' or 'Order from Mischief', then you know what state you're going to end up in by the time I finish!

I shall update a chapter a night at about 7:00 British time. Ok?

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Kai XxxXxxX