An alternate path to the episode "Partners". What if Starscream had actually "joined" up with the Autobots and tried to integrate into their Base life? This is that disaster...er...story...as well as a peek into Starscream's past.

When the Kaidanovskys miraculously survive the battle at Hong Kong, it opens up all-new questions about the bond between Jaeger co-pilots... and the even more inexplicable bond between Rangers and their Jaeger. CONTAINS SPOILERS, proceed at your own risk if you have not yet seen the movie.

Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R

Flash Fan Fictions set in my All for One series. These ficlets mainly focus on the Command Trine (Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp), but other characters may pop up. No pairings. No OCs. Each ficlet is a stand alone story. I'll raise the rating if need be. UPDATED 3/12/19!

Whether cries of anguish or shouts of joy; I scream, you scream, we all scream for Starscream. A collection of one-shots centered around the one, the only, Decepticon SiC.

An Autobot arrives on Earth. Luckily for him what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

At some insistence from Starscream, Megatron has finally decided to choose a bondmate. His choice comes as a surprise to the majority of his troops... as well as his Intended. Megatron/Soundwave. In-progress. Written for tfanonkink. Details inside.

Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.

A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...

Crossover of Transformers G1 and the Disney Animated Canon. When Megatron accidentally resurrects the dark fairy Maleficent, the two discover they have an unlikely common enemy, and an alliance that no one could ever have predicted is forged. Warning for completely crack pairing.

Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...

TFP. M.E.C.H is up to their usual tricks, and unfortunately Arcee and Starscream are captured and are pressured to produce a sparkling together. It's a lot easier said than done. Arcee/Starscream, slightly AU. Rating may go up.

Before the war, Elita One was a member of Cybertron's prestigious Art caste. Her first assignment takes her to Kaon's infamous gladiator pits, where a faceless mech stole her spark. [Promise prequel]

The Decepticons are fed up with Vortex's behavior. They call in the expert.

Prowl doesn't like sleeping in berths.

Well... I found the TF Speedwriting Community on LJ, and sorta kinda maybe started writing some. Figured most of these are pretty much one-shots, and it'd kinda be a waste of space to post them all as separate stories. So, here they are. *Note: this will always be marked as complete (even though it isn't), because every fill is its own story, and this isn't one continuous story.

But come sunrise, after all their guests had left, when they looked at each other, they saw only monsters.

Millions of stellar cycles ago, there circulated a memorable account of the Decepticon leader and his courtship of his new second-in-command. After time marred the faction and its followers, it became a lost tale even to Megatron and Starscream themselves, for to remember is to decide whether it resulted in Megatron's greatest triumph, or his greatest downfall.

A handful of drabbly vignettes about life after adoption. Titles: Changes, Grandma, The Life of Kyle, Presents, and Gru's Worst Nightmare.

A little musing on how Starscream got out of the sea after Triangulation, with a little help from an intriguing femme.

The Scavengers have a series of ridiculous adventures while trying to make it back to Cybertron.

Starscream sometimes had a habit of becoming hopelessly embroiled in his work. Megatron used to think that was a bad thing.

Sometimes two mechs light the world brightly on their own, but still stronger together. An anthology of my shorter ProwlxJazz one- and two-shots, universe varies, still updating to match recent additions to LiveJournal. Part 11: Overcharged

Miko has a big problem which also involves a certain sixteen year old boy.

All relationships start somewhere. For Nico and Will, it happens slowly. Another take on the three days in the infirmary. BOO SPOILERS. T for language. A Solangelo beginning.

Will is in Medical School, and has been too busy to spend any actual time with his boyfriend. Borderline M (for language and themes) so read at your own risk!

In which everyone thinks Nico and Will are together. Solangelo.

Drax/Gamora, because why not. Semi-clean floors, needless insecurity, blobs, the rarest of soups, smiles, and falling in love. One shot.

"I think you missed your calling," Arcee remarked one night on hall patrol, and she came before Starscream's cell again. [Pre-series AU.]

Drax and Gamora meet in the middle of the night to forget their troubles the only way they know how. Rated M for Mature.

TFP. Post-war AU. It's been years since the battles on Earth. Everything is peaceful between Autobots and Decepticons because of a treaty: Decepticons promised change in exchange for pardons with community service as a punishment. Arcee's friend Chromia sets her up on a blind date to get her out of the house. When she finds that her date is Starscream, things don't go as planned.

A thousand years is a long time to wait, but to Ella, Tyson is one in a million. Oneshot. Written for the PJO Ship Weeks.

Wheeljack x Ultra Magnus. Non-sticky. Ficlet. Based on fuzzy RP timeline. The day Ratchet returned to a serene and static-free base, he knew it had finally happened.

The Butterfly Effect: the phenomenon whereby a minor change in circumstances can cause a large change in outcome. In other words, the tiniest additions can change the fabric of an entire reality. The sequel to Pint Sized. [Pre and AU '07 movie-verse]

Jack, Raf, and Miko all end up watching over a group of sparklings. They're just a bunch of robot toddlers from another planet, nothing is seriously going to go wrong. Right?

When Megamind, disguised as Bernard the "expert on all things Megamind", is dating Roxanne, he has the chance to tell her things about himself and pass them off as the results of Bernard's research. Here's a snippet of conversation from one of those dates.

Based off Tumblr stuff. Cyclonus and Tailgate get body-swapped. Now, we have a tiny minibot in the body of a mighty warrior, and a furious warrior in the body of a tiny minibot. What's worse? Tailgate sobbing in Cyclonus' body? Or Cyclonus trying to beat people in Tailgate's? Humor, Maybe WIP

Many mechs heard the call and came. Many failed. This is the story of the one who didn't.

Rules and adventures with the bots as well as the cons; hopefully these will keep you from ending up a stain on the floor or a hanging on the mantle! Suggestions welcome!

Ratchet thought it was a simple thing, his weakness getting the better of him again. But when a simple hangover evolves into something more, he has to take the biggest battle ever - to save his own life.

The Transformers Prime gang enters the world of Facebook! Join the Autobots and Decepticons as they update their statuses, post photos and annoy the frag out of each other using the ways Facebook has to offer. Rated T for Cybertronian and English curses.

The Decepticons have managed to create an even more devastating fangirl! Will the Autobots see through their devious plans in time? There's only one mech and his immense paranoia who can save the day. [The pointless continuation of "A Decepticon's Guideline to Dealing with Fangirls" and "When You Wish Upon an Acorn"]

MTMTE-verse There were quite a few things that annoyed Cyclonus. There were the obvious things; dirt in transformation seams, public displays of affection, people judging him. And then there was the newest addition to his list; chatty roommates. But maybe there were some perks to having a roommate. Tailgate/Cyclonus, MA, sticky, seemingly turning into a multi-chaptered story.

When I met the Autobots, I considered them like family. Brothers, sisters, and fathers that I never had. My feeling? Turns out it's more right than I knew at that time...but I can't tell them or any human. My mom says that if the world found out what I am, it'd reject me. But what can you do...when you're the son of Optimus Prime and Elita One? My name? Well, you already know it.

Spock decides experimenting with intoxication is logical. His lab partner is, of course, the lovely Nyota Uhura. Unfortunately for Spock, he doesn't stand a chance at Human drinking games.

When Flim and Flam fall on some hard times, will Applejack be able to swallow her pride to extend a hoof of friendship? And once they have healed, will that friendship turn into something more? FlimXJack UNDER RECONSTRUCTION/ON HIATUS Cover art done by kelmar2593 on deviantART.

All Ratchet wanted was to be left alone. Then June is made his charge. Slowly crawling under his skin, neither foresaw the eventual results as June finds a side to an overcharged Ratchet nobody knew existed. And, as if fate hadn't been cruel enough to him, Ratchet discovers something life-changing about himself and a fellow comrade. Focuses on Ratchet, June, Smokescreen and Optimus

Inspired by AnimationNut's 'Take Two' and Mrs. Ferb-Fletcher-Inator's 'Cut'. This follows the hilarity the Transformers have to deal with on and off stage, and the various bloopers they've performed in the effort of making a good episode. Rated T for overall violence, Cybertronian cursing, and maybe some people being drunk, who knows?

Has a 'Bot or 'Con you know gone missing? Maybe they've been summoned to your Lord's side, but has failed to appear. Maybe they're hiding out while they avoid their monthly checkup. Maybe they're simply MIA. Either way, here's a set of wanted posters from both 'Bots and 'Cons from various continuities. -Rated T to be safe!

Fulcrum ends up on the Lost Light. Tailgate ends up vouching for him. Nobody is happy about it except probably them.

In order to learn more about Earth's organics, Ultra Magnus has Optimus and his crew game him and the Elite Guard to Detroit Zoo. What seemed to be a normal day turns into a hectic-filled breakout.

TFP. The day after the events of 'Thirst', Starscream and Knock Out are punished to spend some monitor duty time together.

Starscream/Knock Out. Ficlet. Takes place in season 3's episode Thirst after the little talk they had.

Magnus likes his rules almost as much as he likes punishing Smokescreen for breaking them. Nonsticky. Tactile. Plug-n-play.

"I am you, and you are me. We are one."

The how's and why's of the banishment of certain mechs to Base 84G1-07MVE-VR5E. (And some other stuff - big explosions, a bit of romance, that kind of thing.) Prequel to my story Where Wise Mechs Fear to Tread

"I just know that I have something he and all his other big alien friends need."

Theirs not to make reply/Theirs not to reason why/Theirs but to do and die/Into the Valley of Death/Rode the six hundred.

"The sooner we leave this planet, the better."

AU, major Optimus OOC intentional. Meet Optimus Prime, smart alec, short-tempered, flirtatious, and slightly crazy leader of the Autobots. How are they going to adapt to this new Prime? Minor Optimus/Airachnid, major Optimus/Arcee and Starscream/Airachnid. Rated T for violence, character death, Cybertronian cursing, and suggestive material. I am taking reader plot submissions.

TFA: 'I don't speak German but I can if you like...' Blitzwing/Blackarachnia oneshot, rated for sexual references.

Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. Each chapter is a stand alone story. UPDATE - January 2019 I am currently working on the next chapter!

MTMTE. Tailgate is afraid of needles. Can Cyclonus help?

Various drabbles revolving around Starscream that will probably never be completed or turned into the full-length fics they should be. All are up for grabs. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas. Newest chapter: Working For It.

Wash finds something in his closet that reminds him of the pranks wars from when he was still in Project Freelancer. Ah, good times.

For better or for worse, the Autobots have disassembled the team and have gone their separate ways for the time being. Smokescreen is left with no human partner and very little experience in being a robot in disguise. A call for help is sent by the rookie, and Knock Out intercepts it. However, something in him decides to not answer it with violence; Takes place after Darkest Hour.

When he manages to find a new project, Silas discovers his organization lacks a certain skill he requires to make it work. Thus does the terrorist leader decide it is time for a recruitment drive.

Sideswipe's difficult day leads him to ponder about the similarities between the Seeker and Lamborghini trines. Perhaps a broken Lamborghini trine isn't such a bad thing. G1-Based, with a few elements borrowed from AHM

TF: Prime, Shattered Glass. Arcee feels lonely and scared. Fortunately, she does have someone to comfort her. Starcee fluff.

Yet a third FOC/RvB inspired fic. In this, a random G1 Insecticon dies, Shockwave is emotionless (as usual), Hardshell and Sharpshot are shocked, and Kickback is an idiot. Also, one Insecticon plots to take over the world...the toy world that is. Rated T for a guy dying and Cybertronian cursing.

Arcee could never forgive Starscream for what he had done, but when both are trapped and their only option out is to help each other, they might just have to grin and bear it. Unbeknownst to either of them, this whole deal might last longer then just once. Rated M for Safety.

Simmons tries to get Grif off his ass but falls prey to temptation. Rated Teen for safety.

Ratchet foils Miko's plan to make a skateboarding ramp out of his wrench, much to Miko's disappointment. Now she wants revenge and the medic is in for a real treat-kitty style!

A magnetism gauntlet, a battle, and poor Optimus Prime and Megatron. How do these two spend a week together without destroying each other? Read and find out! T just in case. (Not a romance story.)

The Easter Story, Transformers style.

Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?

Once in awhile we'll glance at that long list of characters(in the search thingy) we've never heard of before and wonder who they are or what 'verse they're from. Well I have taken on a self-given challenge of allowing everyone of those aforementioned characters the pleasure of having at least ONE ficlet attributed to them. Enjoy.

Starfire201 requested a fic - Prowl's so often portrayed as Barricade, but... what about the other Praxians? What about Smokescreen?

Ratchet/Wheeljack. Never fall in love with a Wrecker.

Starscream/Megatron. Nonsticky. Tactile. Spark play. It was a claim Starscream could never shake. A chain he could never break.

When faced with a completely alien species even the most experienced professional can suddenly feel like a rank amateur. Rough roads, impulsive youths, poor bedside manner, all serve to give both June Darby and Ratchet a chance to learn more than they ever dreamed and bond in ways they would never had imagined. Series of oneshots, periodically updated as the plot bunnies strike.

Birthday fic for a friend, in response to the prompt "How Megatron would react if Starscream died." The Megatron stages of grief seem to be Anger, Anger, Anger, Anger, and finally Revenge. Nothing to particularly warn for except obvious character death and sadness. A bit of mentions of violence, but nothing graphic. Shippy if you want to read it that way, not shippy if you don't.

Ravage underestimates someone he shouldn't. Rated for TF cussing.

Seekers may be rather abrasive towards most mechs, but when faced with animals… well it's not like Ravage is going to complain about cuddles. And polishing. G1 Crackfic.

The old Autobot's set up for a day of second hand summer sales in this sequel to the Retirement Home. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Not so fun for everyone! Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Our one priority was getting the package delivered as soon as possible. We knew the cities we worked in by spark. We knew every back alley and shortcut, and we knew the fastest way from point A to point B.

Prompt from the Bunny Farm: The first Cybertronians realizing their own sentience. Going from simple servants of the Quints to thinking, feeling beings for the very first time.

Cliffjumper gets a new name.

Contrasts can be an ugly thing, but Dead End and Drag Strip make it work.

TFP. Post-"Darkest Hour". A feeling, a thought, a word, over and over in her head, driving her to the brink of madness.

Depressing little ficlet where Everyone Falls. Read at your own risk; nothing gory or graphic, but plenty sad. :(

Ratchet/Knock Out. Nonsticky. Plug n play, tactile. Medics! Yes. Always had a thing for doctors. Been meaning to write this one for a long time.

"Emptiness. That was all he knew. Just an orange ceiling and four orange walls and bots coming to stare at him but it was all empty and silent." G1, One-Shot, somewhat dark.

It's a good thing the Autobots don't pay Ratchet overtime.

A short Quintesson trial, written in an unusual way.

This is it, the final question that will determine whether Optimus Prime continues living or not, "Elita One, will you be my sparkmate?" One-Shot (T just in case!)

With promotions come both perks and responsibilities. New Second-in-Command Starscream is put in charge of recruitment for the Decepticons. After coming across one interesting resume in particular, he arranges for a video interview with the bot in question. And she's dressed to impress... Starscream/Airachnid, TFP pre-war oneshot, rated T for all kinds of suggestive stuff

As Ratchet worries over the fate of the cybertronian home world, he slowly realizes friends are good things to have. RatchetxJune.

Knock Out loves to be noticed, but the sleek Aston Martin is not prepared for this much attention when he enters an illegal street race. Rated T for language, violence.

To be stuck in traffic, in the boiling sun... with a spider on your wind-shield. Knockout tries to get through it, but Airachnid doesn't like being ignored. KO/Airachnid, AU with Airachnid having a car alt mode. Rated M for explicit song lyrics and loooots of suggestiveness.

"TC?" "Yes?" "Where are we?" "I'm not sure. The last thing I remember was an explosion." "Me, too... TC?" "Yes?" "We... look different." "How so?" "Like... femmes..." "..." G1/Prime

Take a short peek into the exploits of the Decepticons' most underappreciated asset: the Vehicons.

...Love the Bomb Disposal Unit. A soon-to-be compilation of Cyclonus/Tailgate (MTMTE) oneshots I've been working on.

"Me Swoop was wondering... Why us Dinobots speak different than them other Autobots?"

Crackfic! Follow the everyday lives of AT0M, HTML, PVP and friends in their pursuit of an average day - yeah, keep dreaming boys.

Starscream/Knock Out. Tactile, plug n play, nonsticky. Been awhile since I wrote these two. Wanted to have a go at their first time. Knock Out knows Starscream is hoarding some fine high grade. He also knows they've been resisting each other for far too long.

Ratchet/Wheeljack and... Bee learns something new! Nonsticky, slight crack, some lulz. This is in the same continuity as A Good Distraction, and all of the Optimus/Ratchet fics I've written (obviously not the death ones), and thus the Orion Pax/Megatronus ones.

When there was work to be done, Starscream enjoyed being as annoying and salacious of a distraction as he could.

South gets pissed off at Carolina and North and only one person has the guts to try and calm her down. *Random Maine/South story. Rated T for swearing*

Thundercracker, like many mechs knew deep in his spark that his entire faction (plus as many of the Autobots) were going to end up in the Pit when they died. Trouble is that hell is not quite what he had expected. In fact it's much worse. Crackfic G1

Summary inside. Mild language, mild violence, trying to keep it appropriate for the season :)

Knock Out has a problem with keeping his servos to himself. Dreadwing does not approve. (Set directly after Loose Cannons in season two)

Sequel to 'Swindle', Knockout has Airachnid scheduled for a check-up, and he's making the most of their alone time... Rated M for semi-explicit sexual situation.

Drabble. Hints of Miko/Jack. This girl was definitely a hazard.

"Oh, Starscream. Changing species isn't the bane of your existence. There are a multitude of traits you possess that will put you on the list of those wishing to harm lost souls for nefarious reasons. So be wary, my Seeker, or else this terrible world will eat you alive."

Starscream has a list, a short one, but one he keeps secret from all others, one that defines his most hidden secret talents and pains.

Starscream's stuck with surveillance duty, and the night is really starting to wear on. That is, until Airachnid decides to have a bath... Why do they have cameras in there, again?

Jack Frost and Toothiana are in a relationship, fulfilling their duties as Guardians and continuing to surprise each other in magical ways. Toothiana welcomes a new fairy into the fold, but there is something very different about this new arrival. What happens when the seemingly impossible becomes possible? References information in the books, but is not meant to be entirely loyal.

Ironhide means well - always - but he's gruff and ornery and sometimes says more than he means to. Or as much as he means to, which isn't always the best either. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Probably the loneliest a person can be is in a crowded room surrounded by friends. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp take refuge from a storm. But they all know that the worst is yet to come. G1 cartoon continuity, pre-canon. COMPLETE

Thundercracker had idly wondered what had happened to the stupid thing. Keyword...had. IC(-ish) mild crack. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Request for Emmy-16 (who also made the lovely cover), takes place during Rock Bottom. Knockout is charged with taking the newly arrived Airachnid under his wing. To say she is a diversion to his work would be an understatement... Knockout/Airachnid, smutty suggestive oneshot

Chromedome wakes up in a rare mood. Rewind is absolutely delighted, and, in short order, so is Chromedome. Rewind/Chromedome. Slash! No spoilers to speak of, this is basically PWP.

Oneshot. Arcee, Starscream. My life has been the Pit, she would have told him. Warning: character death.

Teletraan-1 and Nemesis have fun in the World Wide Web

"From the ashes arose a queen..." After Darkest Hour, what happened to Airachnid? Oneshot

It was to Amy's great surprise that Sheldon turned to her, in the middle of a documentary on model train collectors, to state that he wished to discuss the possibility of procreation. Sequel number 2, of sorts, to the Relationship Evolution.

Ella has a lot of words. Big vocabulary, gigantic vocabulary, mammoth vocabulary, vocabulary of great proportions… Ella also has a lot of thoughts. Large amount of thoughts, numerous thoughts, multiple thoughts... And a lot of them are about Tyson.

One-shot, drabble. No pairings, just dumb bros and trains. Prior to arriving on Earth, he was perfectly fine with the second alt mode he'd been given. It wasn't the best, and in fact it was a little clunky and uncomfortable, but it was built for war and that's all that really mattered. And then he met... her.

The Decepticons have no concept of the word loyalty. Even the most devout can be the most decieving in the end... Starscream realises this the hard way when he ends up in Autobot hands while his processor is glitching into oblivion. Visions of a world and self lost long ago...Starscream/Arcee, for all intents and purposes AU

"Because every Decepticon needs to know how to deal with these vile creatures..." -brief excerpt provided by the great and glorious Megatron. [A completely pointless one-shot]

These are popular nursery rhymes with hidden or blatant morbid meaning that have been modified or changed to fit the Cybertronian War. Slash. Morbid nursery rhymes. Character death and the like.

""How about it, handsome?" Merry Christmas, my fellow crack shippers! Soundwave/Airachnid, continuation of 'Getting Results' but not so much a sequel. Infinitely more kid-friendly though, the rating is just for the sexual references.

They had all been banished. By Sentinel Prime or their commanders, it didn't matter. They had been left alone on that tiny, out-of-the-way moon base, left to die or live. Nobody cared which. Then Sentinel died, along with most of his command element, and Optimus Prime is left with the task of choosing new mechs to help him lead. Who better than those who survived alone for so long?

Sequel to Happy Ending. Starscream is a cougar and that's all I have to say.

"Come now, Soundwave, can't we have a moment where we're not trying to kill each other?" I still can't believe I wrote a smutfic. Formally 'Tempting Inertia' but that title sucked and made no sense. SoundwavexAirachnid, Explicit sticky and dominance/submission

Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity, ONESHOT, crack sequel to Opportunity Knocks; June Darby suddenly finds herself playing mommy to the Decepticons- obviously she's not too thrilled about this, so she'll just have to cause trouble until they let her go. COMPLETE.

Soundwave has a report to give. Megatron knows when a reward is earned.

Kind of a sequel to 'Triple Trouble'. A date goes wrong and Marty has a big problem. Funny enough, the penguins are also in troubles, and they need him to help them. But for this mission they don't need a zebra; they need a horse. Losing his stripes and cutting his mane are only few of the things Marty has to go through. And now he has to face his biggest fear; a riding school.

One fangirl meets the Decepticons. The truth hurts. Rated for language and darkness.

Ratchet's wound too tight and Wheeljack knows just what he needs.

Miko discovers something to do on Youtube and somehow manages to drag Optimus and Ratchet into it. The Autobots have now discovered a new way to fight- Who will win in this Epic Rap Battle of History? Chapter Three: The Prime vs. The Warlord

Jack Frost has recovered his memories, and knows who and what he is now. That leaves him wondering, what happened to his sister?

Pre-series while Megatron is off doing space things. The aerials miss their master and find a balance with each other in his absence.

Jack doesn't have body heat, so he's paranoid that Tooth will get too cold whenever they cuddle up together. Tooth thinks that it's an unnecessary worry.

G1/IDW: AU. When the line between illusion and reality becomes blurred, all he has left is her love and memories. Perceptor/Moonracer.

Knockout and some Vehicons learn that it's not smart to tease Breakdown and Airachnid when they are magnitizes together. How do they learn it? THEY GET PRANKED!

Oogie has nabbed the wrong Santa.

Starscream gets a happy ending in the body shop. Before Knock Out's arrival.

Old Starscream sure tries hard, but it's never enough. Hope this brings ya a laugh. If not, it gets deleted. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Hot Rod faces an embarrassing punishment for misuse of the matrix.

Post teenage years, Astrid finds herself lost in memories of Hiccup and her life together. This is a one-shot that plays on the ideas of our darker memories. Rated T for dark content.

Season 2 finale celebratory evil robots.

Companion to The Bots and the Bees because a few people suggested it and I was curious as well.

A little idea I had during my daily 'dubstep music therapy'. The Nemesis is contacted by a strange signal, which leads to all sorts of mayhem...

Starscream mulls over the people he has to put up with everyday in the Decepticon ranks, and realises just how much he hates them all. Drabble fic, every chapter centres on one character

What would you do with a TFP Megatron Sparkling? This is a one shot just for fun. I hope it makes someone laugh. Not to fond of this one though, may just delete it. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Rated T for character death and overall suckiness. "All he had to do was submit. Too bad he was too stubborn. Too bad indeed." Warning, this sucks like crap. Just a warning.

Loosely based off of the song by Thirty Seconds to Mars. A new threat appears to the Transformers. Can they fight it? Or will Starscream tear both factions apart?

In the continuing series, Optimus unloads. Could this be his bad day? Thanks for the feedback and reviews! Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The famous friends of yesterday meet for an annual reunion...only they have an unexpected last minute guest. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Oneshot, just for kicks! Crowley challenges Aziraphale to a drinking game! Silliness ensues!

Spoilers for Darkest Hour in the fic and in this summary. A little introspective ficlet about the bit in Darkest Hour where Megatron laughs after the Omega Lock is destroyed. The other Decepticons react with horror, but Megatron laughing is much less easy to explain. I've seen all kinds of explanations for it. Here's mine. Bleakness and sadness ahoy.

There's Ratchet/Optimus but that's not the focus. Set in the same continuity as Opportunity. Jack learns something new about the Autobots that he kind of didn't want to know!

The Autobot leader, despite where his hands were, had a gentle smile on his plate. It was more comfort than lust, but Ratchet maintained that his friend could be such a screwplug sometimes.

Sarge grieves for the loss of his children. One in specific.

Set after "Shadowzone". Starscream's chassis bumped into computer, trapped between it and Megatron's hungry hips. Nowhere to go.

...Ratchet is kind of...occupied.

RESCUE BOTS. Heatwave and Chase have an impromptu sparring match. HeatwaveXChase slash.

The Decepticons second in command unburdens himself. Graphic language. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The first in a new series where we find our favorite Transformers being evaluated by a professional. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

The mileage is high on these old Autobots as they rust away the day. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

It's been a long time since the two old friends enjoyed each other's company, and Optimus is quick to take advantage of an empty base. The Prime was silent and strong, and the definitely the type of mech with the decency to grab Ratchet and pin him to the console.

It's been a looong time since 1984 and even though they have been replaced several times since by sleek new models and technology, the G1 Decepticon's still retain some of their old wicked ways. I hope this brings you all a smile. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

Airachnid is well known for her cunning and adaptability. She takes a special amount of pride in the last minute plans she created for the night Megatron sent her, Dreadwing and Breakdown on a mission that was obviously meant to be her end. She transformed it into something else entirely. Ah Breakdown, her sweet foolish Breakdown. Rated for sexual content and some disturbing action

Sequel to Sleepover. Starscream's vocalizer is still blown, and it's early. Knockout would love to fulfill his doctor-ly duties, but Starscream's neck cables are just so delicious...

Sigma, Theta, and Delta try to play a joke on their people, but it backfires. *Horrible summary, again. Keep 'em coming! Please read*

Starscream most certainly never, ever stayed over after a late-night frag. It was a rule. But there was no way in the Pit he could sneak back to his chambers at this hour, with red paint scratches and a blown voicebox.

Maine tells North that he kissed his sister. *Dumb summary again, I know. Please read.*

Go ahead, ask me a fragging question! Its not like I got anything better to do! /Ask your favorite traitor a question! Ask Prime, G1, Armada, or Bay-verse 'Screamer, he has to answer! Ask anything!/ NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!

Grif and Simmons are soaked to the bone, and only one soldier offers them help. *Horrible summary, I know. Please read!*

...said Sigma to Maine one day when South did something extremely surprising. *rated T because I'm paranoide.*

He was a freak, a monster. He knew it and they knew it too. And he enjoyed every minute of it. Rated T for death and descriptive violence.

(My entry for the TF Rare Pairings Fall 2012 challenge on LiveJournal.) He's got a friend that's not much for words. She's got a friend holding on to her heart. Both are wondering if the right one will ever come along. If only, if only, if only they saw it sooner. WARNING: Not my best work. Seriously. I could've done WAY better.

A strange outburst from Huffer leads to examination of the Ark's CTV footage - with some interesting results. This is Prowl's journal version of what occurs.

Four Autobots. One foreign country. A few Decepticons. A bubbling pool of mud. And an endangered pigeon that poops like a horse. Shenanigans ensue.

Halloween fic. Spark eaters are just something told to younglings to make them behave. They're not real, right? Then why are there a pair of glowing black optics staring at me? To be updated once a year, every October

Tarantulas is not happy with Blackarachnia after their mental link is destroyed. He's also in for a somewhat startling realisation. one-sided Blackarachnia/Tarantulas, one-sided Blackarachnia/Quickstrike.

Exactly what it says on the title. The latest Defence teacher at Hogwarts. Flash-Fiction.

Prime, post 'The Human Factor'. When he starts dissecting the patient, Knock Out begins to believe his assistant may not be as dead as he once thought.

Prime Universe. Breakdown, while exploring the ship, notices Soundwave leave his station for recharge. Breakdown in a moment of curiosity, decides to find out what Soundwave hides under the mask, thanks to Knockout's sttory.

Yes, another crack fiction by me and the boys. This starts off very serious, but ends... on the floor. Beware of the silent ones. Cast? Knockout, Soundwave, Megatron, Optimus, Shockwave, (The TFP crew) Ultra Magnus. Special appearance by Seaspray... and a few horses?

Octavian puts a toe cross the line, and the Rachel Elizabeth Dare takes action. R&R

A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]

"Why did you come here?" "Oh, that's easy! We are here to deliver messages to you all from your millions of fans!" Two girls show up in the base from the Ground Bridge and have more than a few surprises for the Autobots! If you could say, ask or give anything to the Autobots, what would it be?

Nyota finds an erogenous zone on Spock that he was previously unaware of. Exploration ensues.

Maine is angry with North, and things get a bit hectic between the two. But South isn't about to let her brother get pushed around by some 'bully'. *In honor of siblings everywhere! Rated T for swearing*

After losing his sight when he pursues Arcee and Cliffjumper, Shockwave is visited by an unknown Autobot who leaves behind a bizarre impression on him. Takes place after "Out of the Past".

Sweet Romance. MW/AW, RL/NT, NL/LL, RW/HG, AL/OC, JP/LEP, HP/GWP, AD/MM, SF/GD, AJ/GW

After noticing all the happy couples around him, Marty decides to try and find a girlfriend. Everything goes perfectly and soon he has a date with Esmeralda... Or was it Esperanza? Or maybe Ernestina? Confusion leads to disaster, and soon Marty has to realize that this date maybe is too much for him to handle.

Sideswipe pranks a bot only doing his job. Gift fic for WolfKid-Gone.

You think Red vs Blue can't get any stranger? I suggest you think again... *Lame summary, please read*

Time to upgrade that data plan, Carly.

Epps gives a command. The Autobots are confused.

Whoever said temptation and sinning was just for humans? Apparently, neither angels nor demons are immune to the seven deadliest of sins. Aziraphale/Crowley

Strange pairings, Mary Sue's, and others. The Transformers' reactions to it all. Inspired by "Sincerely, the Vampires".

Slingshot demonstrates how not to talk to air traffic control.

After the Apocawasn't, Heaven and Hell finally decide to crack down on the paperwork—leaving very little room for romance. Crowley decides he's had enough, and Aziraphale decides there's just a little bit of room for one more rebellion. Crowley/Aziraphale. Minor Warning for Fluff and Cavities Violation.

REPOSTED It was firmly believed that the reason Starscream was, and always would be, second was because he was just to crazy to be first.

Sequel to Decepticons Gone Wild/Autobots Party. The Internet Wars are in full swing. It's Autobots vs Decepticons vs a lone character in their attempts to smear each other through random and wild pranking. Who will win? Who will lose? Where are the Lambo twins when you need them? Find out in the INTERNET WARS! Rated T for violence, Cybertronian cursing, and lots of dead Vehicons.

Time doesn't heal all wounds. Some wounds fester. No Pairings/Slash. No OCs. Complete.

Discord decides to give Celestia a personal wake up call. Just to let you know, this story can take place in virtually any universe you want. Post series, pre-series, AU, it doesn't matter. It's meerly a fluffshot.

The story of a Jewish Princess, a laugh and half a brick.

TFA: Takes place after "Living With Children". Jhiaxus has always been haunted by the death of his lover, but this time, it nearly costs him his life. It also reawakens the old feelings of blood lust again, all because of certain unwelcome visitors seeking to avenge Megatron's death...

Crowley sprains a wing. Aziraphale is quite happy to try and kiss it better - at least until the demon discovers what he's up to. Gratuitous fluff and wing kink. Rated T for foreplay, ducks and inappropriate use of Shakespearean misquotations.

Princess Celestia and Discord enjoy a moment alone together during an annual celebration at Canterlot castle. one-shot

Rainbow Dash is doing her usual Nightmare Night pranking. Whoops. It's a Wonderbolt.

After four million meta cycles of being in a coma, Arcee is a little eager to help out her Autobot friends and volunteers for the job nobody wants: Tracking Starscream and any clones that may still reside on Earth. Set after TFA's last episode contains spoilers *First chapter is mostly Arcee and Slipstream, Starscream comes more around chapter 2 onwards.

A being from another world attacks Ponyville looking for a particular rainbow colored pony. One-shot. Sequel to Death Battle:Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash, watch the video first!

IDW-verse. Moonracer is the newest member of the Wreckers - and Perceptor's new responsibility. While out on a mission, things get pretty heated in the hide site. Perceptor/Moonracer. Sticky.

Alex barely knew his. Gia never had one. Three part oneshot -Alex/Gia-

Vitaly huffed under his breath, glaring daggers at Alex as he called the penguins over and they cut a fish up into sushi with several impressive swipes from a pair of katana. "I do not trust lion," he muttered, verdant green eyes narrowed. Alex/Gia -Oneshot-

Maurice had to admit that he'd miss Julien...or maybe not. Minor Julien/Sonya -Oneshot-

TFA: AU. His mission was to infiltrate their ranks, hide behind a false, kind face. But what happens when one female threatens to change everything he's ever known? Long Arm/ShockwaveXRed Alert

Pranksters are universal, regardless of faction. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.

"My, my," Starscream smirked, rather breathless himself. "What has gotten into you?" Sticky pointlessness! slash

And here he thought Primus hated him all this time. MXSS bit on the goofy side, folks slash

Byron's not having much luck impressing Wisty, so who does he look to for help? Sasha of course!

Ratchet and Wheeljack decided to see just what's so special about the infamous supply rooms. They end up learning a valuable lesson about acting one's age and why a sturdy berth is better every time.

Based on Demyrie's 'Odd Couple' and 'Odd Moments'. Soundwave gets an unexpected visitor, and his day just turns out strangely, with no sign of becoming normal anytime soon.

Trapped in a cabin with the one person who somehow managed to unnerve him, Octavian wondered if he could get away with cursing the gods. Rachel/Octavian

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

The Vogons have come to destroy Earth. How much would five minutes either way have mattered? Two stories. WARNING: world ends. But you knew that.

Frenzy and Rumble decide to partake in a holiday tradition, as only they can. G1. One shot. Complete. No pairings. No OCs. EDIT added an Author's Note at the end, in case anyone wants to know what happens next.

This takes place after the Transformers Prime episode "Partners." KnockoutXStarscream. Rated M for sticky slash! Reviews welcomed and appreciated! ONESHOT.

A parody of a scene from Shrek the Third. Also mentions of three characters from another favorite show of mine which I do not own. I also do not own anthing else in this fanfic. This is a parody. Synopsis is in the story itself.

A little Christmas Dislestia fanfic I just wrote. I don't own anyone or anything in this fic. In this story, Luna and Spike got Discord and Celestia under the mistletoe, which has tradition similar to our own.

Ella sees things people don't, and Tyson sees things in Ella that people don't. Possibly fluff. Definitively oneshot.

After a tiresome day, Discord decides on a little surprise for our Sun Princess. I don't own anyone in the fic.

Starscream pursues Mirage into a secret facility. They find something waiting inside. Halloween trade. Mild disturbing images. Complete.

How Ella and Tyson met in Vancouver, and how first impressions circled. Blooming romance at work.

G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.

Read inside.

Red vs Blue. In which Delta learns York's favorite color, and York learns that there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Blackarachnia joins the Decepticons. You don't have to be insane to work here, but it helps.

Roxanne wakes up early and watches her boyfriend sleep in.

Judy Witwicky needs a car to run a few errands. And the only one around is Bumblebee... Another fun-fic. Rated T for a couple innuendos.

Post-Movie. Minion detects a change during his normal morning agenda.

A certain yellow Camaro needs its emissions test. This is what pops into my head when I think about Transformers too much, and wait too long at the emissions place. Just for fun.

What makes someone a hero? Optimus and June have a little chat, and the subject comes up. ONESHOT

G1/IDW Rumble has a problem. And that problem's name is Starscream. Doesn't help that Skywarp's jealous or that Soundwave does not approve. Rumble x Starscream.

Prime-verse: StarscreamxKnockout PWP, one-shot warnings inside

A series of one-shots, these stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of the Transformers. These stories could feature any variety of characters from the Transformers universe. Some are comedy, some are drama, and some are something in between.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend… G1 cartoon continuity, pre-canon. COMPLETE

AU Animated. Elita-1 was saved from her fate on Archa Seven, but it came with a terrible costs, now a thousand stellar cycles later on Earth, Elita sees the true extent of that cost, when a bot that was once a friend, returns for revenge.

Marcia and Marcellus fluff. This is my first story please no flames.

You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.

The things he went through to keep people quiet. .o SoundwavexStarscream SLASH o.

In which chickens cross the road, knock-knocks are mutilated, and Roxanne learns her boyfriend's name.

Every agreement has a bit of red tape. Starscream and Knock Out deal with theirs...Breakdown gets caught up in it all.

Megatron orders the Stunticons to acquire a pivotal element in his newest plan, namely a four year old human girl. Story inspired by 'Despicable Me', starring the ruthless leader of the Stunticons… and Agnes.

A series of one-shots, drabbles, and stories centered on Starscream's Femme Clone, Slipstream, and her interactions with other characters. LOLs and D'Awwwws all around. :TFA: :Slipstream/Megatron: :Rated for themes: Really long chapter added!

TFP, post Deus Ex Machina. Optimus can't stop thinking about Knockout, and takes over the night patrol to cool his engine. Knockout seems to be having the same problem... PWP, plug n play, tactile, SLASH. OP/KO

G1. Short stories centered on Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker. First story: The Game, the High Grade and the Pink Automobile, or whose exhaust are you thinking about, Thundercracker?

Metro Man flies in to the rescue and comes across something wholly unexpected.

A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.

Read inside.

Roxanne Ritchi is cold. Megamind warms her up.

Post-film. When Roxanne, age ten, planned her life, she figured she'd have two kids by thirty-seven. That's not how it works out.

Pre-film. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get feelings. Or: six times Megamind checked out Roxanne's derriere.

Post-film. At last, Megamind has Roxanne right where he wants her. But Roxanne has Megamind where she wants him, too.

Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.

Futurefic. Just another thrilling Friday evening for Roxanne Ritchi.

For someone who was never interested in Metro Man, Roxanne Ritchi's newscasts certainly were exemplary. Megamind is not entirely convinced. Post-movie Megamind/Roxie fluff.

Knowing she's about to be kidnapped by Megamind again, Roxanne Ritchie decides she's going to have a bit of fun with our villain.

Oneshot. Lugnut comes home to Cybertron to see his consort, but she's found someone new.

G1. Megatron comes to the idea of turning his aerial elite into a combiner team. Will Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust be able to put aside their differences and merge into one single giant robot?

Spare one moment, take a chance; get off your aft and dance. Blitzwing x Blackarachnia. Because the world needs more angry, violent couples. Really.

They’ve seen it, done it, lived through it. Now those hardened old fogies are showing them turbo revving young punks the true meaning of ‘forever’ in love….and it ain’t always pretty. Ironhide/Chromia 28 Drabble Series.

AHM: Not long after their arrival on Cybertron, Kup and his team discover the remaining female Autobots.

Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.

In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.

Written in response to this prompt: Starscream/Blitzwing/Blackarachnia: insults - “If you four don't shut the frag up, I'm turning this spaceship around and going home.”

Even Death cannot anticipate the afterlife.

"I wanted to stop. To crouch down. I wanted to say:'I'm sorry, child' But that is not allowed. I did not crouch down. I did not speak." What if Death had crouched down? What if he'd decided to break all the rules. To make exceptions.

[WARNING: OLD STORY] What if Sari was a normal girl who was taken in by Autobots? Follow Optimus Prime, Blackarachnia, and the other Autobots as they raise her. Included: tons of fluff, family bonding, and a few giggles here and there.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

TFA, mild Cliffjumper/Rosanna / He claims he hates her, but Rosanna begs to differ.

When kids misbehave, when discipline is needed, and when the parent is just a little too mushy...sometimes a little outside intervention is necessary. Post 'Sugar and Spice', AU

Seaspray tries to come to terms with the news that he will soon be a father. Then the unexpected happens. K for some obtuse references to frolicking. Set after my earlier story "A Night At Sea." Seaspray/Alana.

Nerd-bots in war! Or, why you really ought to remember basic math if you call yourself a scientist.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

A set of familiar faces shows up to Bulkhead’s art exhibition, and Bulkhead has no idea how to handle him.

One-shot prequel to "Thundercracker's Glory." Before there was Glory, there was her mother and Thundercracker's sister, Windblade...

G1. Alana has news, but will Seaspray understand? WiEGoP to the core. SeasprayxAlana

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.

Movieverse. Ahh, more Alphabets! No language here, but the Decepticons giving their literacy skills a shot!

It's funny, but New York City never changes. Vinny/Audrey

The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.

Originally an IH/C one-shot, I've discovered a much deeper well-spring for the pairing, so now a series of drabbles. Fun for the whole family. And really, what's not to like about two gun-toting crazies who just happen to be in love with each other?

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.

Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.

George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.

G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!

G1. Laserbeak indulges a secret hobby...

G1 Ironhide and Chromia get their first vacation together since before the war began and he's planning on showing her all the wonders Earth has to offer; including a season she's never experienced before. IronhideXChromia

Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.

All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players, so prison is little different. You can take the girl out of the Jazz Age, but you can't take the Jazz Age out of the girl. A collection of stories from Cook County Jail. Somewhat slashy.

After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

Chances are, dreams only last for so long. She always knew that, somehow. Mona character study and last of my Fairytale series.

Tempt Fate, and eventually she turns around and gets you. A pity Velma didn't see that earlier. Velma character study and part 5 of the 'Fairytales' series. Only one more to go! [edited due to multiple format stuffups]

One day this nightmare will be gone, Katalin knew. I'll wake up and it will all be over. I'll be free. Character study of the hunyak and part four of the 'Fairytale' series.

June's the stoic, the threatening one. Her silence is selfimposed... But still waters always did run deep. June character study and part 3 of my Fairytale series.

Good girls don't kill. But Annie was never good, and Cook County Jail isn't about to change that. Annie character study and part 2 of my 'Fairytale' series.

MAJOR HALLOWS SPOILER! They were twins... and then he was alone... Splinched, as it were. Oneshot

The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?

Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...

Liz is the toughest, meanest murderess in Cook County Jail. She's won her place and she will fight to keep it. And that's a rather lonely position to be in. Liz character study. Part 1 of my Fairytale series.

[G1] All twins are NOT the same...or are they? The twins try to deny the comparison to their counterparts. Short and sweet.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

A short, humorous fic about a little trick Fate plays on Doc Brown and his family. Trilogy Story, Back To The Fanfic Challenge Fic.

Doc spends his first Christmas in 1885 with Clara. He just wishes someone else was there too. Back To the FanFic Challenge Fic.

MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

Soon after arriving on Earth, Thrust contemplates the symbolism of a simple human strategy game.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

It's a Rincewind ficcy, don't read if you hate slash, I'm not warning you again. Please R&R, not who you'd think.

Fighting is like dancing and Vimes as Keel watches himself do something he knows he'll regret.

In exchange for a vital potion, Severus Snape is granted a single wish.