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Joined 01-21-13, id: 4496566, Profile Updated: 07-08-13
Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

Hello fellow people! I've finally decided to make an account, and most of you know me as... Hawky! Yeah, completely different from KithiaIsTheVillian. But that's just me! So this profile will probably have nothing on it for a while, so try to be patient! Even though no one is probably looking at this, oh well. :) Also, I take requests, just PM me whenever you feel like it!


I guess I should tell you a bit about me.

Favorite Bands/Artists: Owl City, Skillet, Paramore, Three Days Grace, Marina and the Diamonds, Taylor Swift, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, Dixie Chicks, Avril Lavigne, Cold Play, Red Hot Chili Peppers, lots of others...

Favorite Books: The Book Thief, The Inheritance Cycle, Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Cryptid Hunters, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Dragon Slippers series, Wolves of the Beyond, Emily Windsnap, Isabel of the Whales, Ballet Shoes, Uglies, So. B. It., lots of others...

Favorite Movies: The Road to Eldorado, Sinbad, Barbie (I loved those as a little kid, and still kind of do), Ice Age, Madagascar, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Kung Fu Panda, Pirates of the Caribbean, Men in Black, Robots, The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Shark Tale, The Sandlot, Megamind, Jurassic Park, Cats and Dogs, and again, lots of others.

Favorite Cartoons: Transformers!!, Batman, Justice League, Phineas and Ferb, My Little Pony, Pokémon (the original, the one I watched when I was little kid), Yu-Gi-O (again, the original), Hamtaro (little kid), Power Puff Girls, pretty much all the Saturday morning cartoons I watched when I was little, superhero cartoons, and yeah.

Favorite T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, The Office, H2O Just Add Water, Modern Family, The Middle, Mythbusters, Shark Week, Good Luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, and all that jazz...

Favorite Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, singing (alone where no one can hear my cracking voice), running, doing crafts, doing math problems (what, they're kind of fun to do, especially against other people!)

Favorite Colors: Black and Red!

Favorite Animals: Dragon, snow leopard, and cheetah.

Writing Specialties: Pointless one-shots, Transformers Pre-war fics, fantasy/adventure.

Fav. Websites: Fanfiction (duh), deviantart, FictionPress, other nerdy websites...


Random Stuff:

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, copy and paste this onto profile!

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If, when you imagine the characters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the characters voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile. (On the bus.)

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, copy and paste onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you KNOW that unicorns, mermaids, fairies, ect. are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think slo-motion fist-bumps are the best, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen about to jump, 2.5% would yell, "JUMP!" If you are that .5% who asked, "Who's Edward Cullen?" after reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. (Seriously, I had no idea who he was.)

If you can, SWING YOUR SWORD SWORD, copy and paste this into your profile. (Sword= cxxxx{}:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:)

I am the Girl...

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Sara Darkotter, Starlight Warrior1092,VyolytSky13, Sunmist, Mnnkey Csaw, AkatsukiLover01, Supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, KithiaIsTheVillian

If You Ever Wanted;

If you ever wanted to be the first to see something, here's a hint. Go to the kitchen, grab a knife, or peeler, or just use your hands. Grab an apple, or banana, or peanut, or peach, or any other fruit. Cut that apple in half, peel that banana, crack open that peanut, tear that peach in half, or do whatever you want. Look at the apple seeds in the apple's center, look at the banana's soft body, look at the peanut's tan nut, look at the peach's pit, or look at any other part of the fruit. You are the first to see those very seeds, that very banana, that very nut, that very peach pit, or that very inside of the fruit. You are the very first to see something that no one else has before. You can be the first to see many things, just like I am the first to see these very words typed. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe being the first to see something is an everyday experience, but should never be taken for granted.

The Technicolor Phase: Owl City

Turn on your ipod/ipad/nook/tablet/computer/whatever you listen to music with and put it on shuffle. The name of the song answers the question no matter how dumb or silly it may seem. NO SKIPPING SONGS!!!

1. What is your motto?

Rockin’ Robin: Bobby Day (I do like to rock!)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Pocket Full of Sunshine: Natasha Bedingfield (That’s so sweet of them! I must be really shiny.)

3. What do you think about very often?

Lonely Lullaby: Owl City (I do think sad thoughts. *sniff*)

4. What is 2 plus 2?

Never Surrender: Skillet (I will never become a victim of math, never!)

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Numb: Marina and the Diamonds (…)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Put Your Records On: Corrine Bailey Rae (They must like music!)

7. What is your life story?

Hero: Skillet (Yeah that’s right, I’m a hero.)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Collide: Skillet (Um…)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Comatose: Skillet (Because I would be dead without them! Eww, tell me I’m not thinking like that!

10. What do your parents think of you?

Enough: Barlow Girl (As in good enough, or as in enough for us? I’m so confused!)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Mean: Taylor Swift (Nah…)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Complicated: Avril Lavigne (I am complicated sometimes…)

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Your Beautiful: Phil Wickham (Got nothing.)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Citizen/Soldier: 3 Doors Down (I help people! Sweet.)

15. If you could go back in time what would you change?

How to be a Heartbreaker: Marina and the Diamonds (Go back and change my personality?)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Radioactive: Marina and the Diamonds (I would hate to be exposed to radioactive waste.)

17. How will you die?

Invincible: Skillet (I shall never die!)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Some Days You Gotta Dance: Dixie Chicks

19. What makes you laugh?

I’m Coming After You: Owl City (Tag does make me laugh.)

20. Will you ever get married?

Tidal Wave: Owl City (Guess not.)

21. What kind of car will you have?

The Scientist: Coldplay (Sweet, unless it was built by Wheeljack… Oh no.)

22. What scares you the most?

I’ve Got the Magic in Me: B.O.B. (But I want to be magical!)

23. Does anyone like you?

Vanilla Twilight: Owl City (Love song!)

24. What hurts right now?

We Are: Keke Palmer (There’s more than one of me!?)

25. What will you repost this as?

The Technicolor Phase: Owl City (Sweet.)

Your Guy Side:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 15

Your Girl Side:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 7


Transformers Stuff:

Transformers References In My Life! XD

1. It was in science, and we were just about to talk about transformers. The first thing my teacher said was, "And not the robot transformers, like Optimus Prime or anything like that. A transformer is a wire wrapped around an iron core. Yeah, not a transforming robot." I was grinning the entire time. And then on the worksheet, where it says list the two types of transformers, it even said, "Autobots and Decepticons do not count." I was so tempted to write down Optimus Prime and Soundwave just to see what would happen. :)

2. We were in math, and about to learn about transforming formulas. My teacher asked, "So you know the Autobots, what do they do?" One of the kids shouted, "They fight crime!" My thoughts, "This fool is terribly misinformed." Teacher, "Before that?" Another student, "They transform into cars!" Teacher, "Yes! They transform!" Again, I was smiling the entire time.

BREAKDOWN MEMORIAL

B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.

R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.

E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Arachnid.

A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wreaker Bulkhead that you hated so much.

K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.

D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt.

O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of ., which made you more attractive.

W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.

N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you.

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE AND MISS BREAKDOWN!!!!


Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.

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Rising Generations by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
When Starscream seeks out a strange power source in space, its discovery starts a series of events that will change the future of Cybertron and all who inhabit it. Rated for language, possibly violence in later chapters. Equally D-con/Auto centric
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 347,336 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/9/2019 - Published: 6/22/2010
Tiny by inkdragon13 reviews
Wheeljack brings one of his new inventions to the base and Optimus finds out the hard way that they have the habit of blowing up in his face. Who knew the Autobot leader was so tiny as a sparkling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 165,805 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Optimus Prime
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Rules to Keep You Alive by DuskMoon15 reviews
Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012
Tangled in Red Tape by blueskyscribe reviews
Post "Predacons Rising". Ultra Magnus and Knock Out battle. Via paperwork. In TRIPLICATE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Ultra Magnus, Knock Out - Complete
Predacons Rising: Epilogue by noodlebirb reviews
There were a lot of loose ends as Predacons Rising came to its conclusion, and many characters' endings were left wide open. So what does happen after the credits roll and the movie is over? Well kids, it's quite an entertaining story. (WARNING: SPOILERS)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Fangirls of Epicness by Clumsy Peg reviews
We've seen what happens when fangirls invade each faction's base separately, but what happens when the Autobots and Decepticons are together?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
Missing Mech! by StoleTheSpider reviews
Has a 'Bot or 'Con you know gone missing? Maybe they've been summoned to your Lord's side, but has failed to appear. Maybe they're hiding out while they avoid their monthly checkup. Maybe they're simply MIA. Either way, here's a set of wanted posters from both 'Bots and 'Cons from various continuities. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sideswipe, Knock Out
Five Questions by Epiwsedis reviews
Some of the Autobots decide to let Wheeljack know what they think about the Dinobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Cliffjumper, Wheeljack
Needles by AnziPanzi reviews
MTMTE. Tailgate is afraid of needles. Can Cyclonus help?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Cyclonus, Tailgate - Complete
Complications by noodlebirb reviews
Annabelle Lennox has a new fort on the Autobot military base, and she only has two rules: no boys allowed, and you have to know the secret password. Sent by Ratchet to retrieve some parts, Ironhide has to enter the fort...and it's not going to be as easy as he first thought. Set near the beginning of TF: Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Nightmares by LittleEnglishLass reviews
Dreams aren't always nice. Nobody knows that more than Bumblebee. Thankfully, there's always one person ready to comfort him, no matter what.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Eye of the Kitten by inkdragon13 reviews
Ratchet foils Miko's plan to make a skateboarding ramp out of his wrench, much to Miko's disappointment. Now she wants revenge and the medic is in for a real treat-kitty style!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Miko N., Ratchet
Too Cold for Words by inkdragon13 reviews
The Autobots accidentally get snowed inside their new Alaskan base and now have to wait out a snowstorm. Trapped inside a single room with nothing but each other, they quickly find out that the cold can make you do some weird things...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee
(Who) Drives You by EpsilonPax reviews
A teenage Annabelle gets her driver's license, but before she can have a car of her own Lennox and the Autobots have a few things to say about it first.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Annabelle L.
Saviour by LittleEnglishLass reviews
At the last second, Optimus was saved. Saved by someone he long believed to be dead. But Ariel has been alive all this time, and she has suffered greatly. She is no longer the innocent femme he loved, and she has a few shocking revelations in store for him. Revelations that will leave their fragile relationship hanging in a precarious balance, perhaps even tip it over the edge...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Elita One, Optimus Prime
Autobots Hate Youtube by inkdragon13 reviews
We humans all know that Youtube can be extremely annoying. However, Bumblebee sees it as a wonderful opportunity to annoy the living daylights out of the other Autobots. Let the trolling begin!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bumblebee
An Oddity by VanessaWolfsbane reviews
The League notices some odd behavior from Batman around the time that a certain Boy Wonder shows up, but Batman is an oddity, so no one questions it. Daddy!Bats
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Messages from the Fans by inkdragon13 reviews
"Why did you come here?" "Oh, that's easy! We are here to deliver messages to you all from your millions of fans!" Two girls show up in the base from the Ground Bridge and have more than a few surprises for the Autobots! If you could say, ask or give anything to the Autobots, what would it be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ratchet
Sparklingsitting by Lunar Mist reviews
This is a side story from "Through a Cybercat's Optics". Optimus prime didn't expect sparkling-sitting to be difficult. Besides, it wasn't like he was going to be using skills like these in his future as Prime.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Frag My Life by StoleTheSpider reviews
"Knock Out vented quietly to himself. Here he was again, driving towards some auto parts store in the middle of nowhere, picking up parts and tools that he kept breaking. Correction: that his testy patients like Starscream and Arachnid kept breaking." It's amazing how one little shopping trip can go so horribly wrong. -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Fangirl Fight by TheChippedCup reviews
Everyone knows that there is NO stopping the madness of fangirls. And Ratchet is about to learn that wonderful life lesson. When he stumbles upon the conversation of two of his biggest fans of all time, the crazieness he finds is overwhelming! -co-written with ratchetsfangirl-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ratchet
I Do Not Sparkle by EpsilonPax reviews
Sorry Twilight fans; just having a bit of good, harmless fun at both Twilight's expense and at poor Optimus'; Rated for mild language
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Optimus Prime, R. Epps - Complete
Accident by EpsilonPax reviews
Pre-ROTF, yes that means Mikaela is in this piece! On the way to retrieve both Sam and Mikaela, Optimus and Bumblebee, with our OC Elena and Epps, get into an accident. Nothing annoys an Autobot more than having to be towed. May contain mild language
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
A Day Out by MyNameIsJag reviews
Ratchet decides it's time to spend the day out while leaving the base to the others, he really should have known better then to leave them all alone…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
It's the End of the World As We Know It by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
They Like It When I Do That by ancara-iii reviews
Drabble. One Shot. Pointless. Some of the Autobots' alt modes are more appealing than others.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
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Fear the Power of the Bedtime! reviews
Everyone needs to get a stern talking to from their moms every once and a while, even Optimus Prime. Just a cute little scene that I wish happened during the race to find the Omega Keys in season 2 of Transformers Prime. May contain spoilers if you haven't watched the series yet. (Chapter 4 features a certain yellow scout as a sparkling.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Ratchet, June D.
So, Are You Two Together? reviews
What happens when Elita One crash lands on Earth and finds herself reunited with her sparkmate? Awesomeness! At least in Miko's words. But then add Decepticons into the mix. What does that mean? T just in case. EDIT: If you are new to this story, please skip to chapter 8. It's an author's note.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,483 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Rock Show reviews
The war with the Decepticons is over, and the Autobots are assisting the government when needed. The kids have grown up, and are back to a life without explosions or worrying about being stepped on by a 'con. Of course, the story ain't over until the fat lady sings. Or until Miko rocks on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Miko N.
The Rocker and the Hologram reviews
What happens when I'm stuck at home with nothing to do? A fluffy one-shot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Optimus Prime, Miko N. - Complete
Monsters Under The Bed reviews
Every sparkling has feared monsters under their berth, including Optimus Prime. So what does his older brother Megatron do to help? (Pre-war story, one-shot, beware of fluffyness.)
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Opposites Do Attract! reviews
A magnetism gauntlet, a battle, and poor Optimus Prime and Megatron. How do these two spend a week together without destroying each other? Read and find out! T just in case. (Not a romance story.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,378 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Megatronus the Matchmaker? reviews
We all know Megatron as the tougher-than-steel leader of the Decepticons, and when he was Megatronus as an inspiring leader. But when a certain Orion Pax and Ariel are two scared to talk to each other, sometimes a mech's gotta do what a mech's gotta do. One-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Art of Proposing reviews
This is it, the final question that will determine whether Optimus Prime continues living or not, "Elita One, will you be my sparkmate?" One-Shot (T just in case!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete