G1 post animated movie. A freshly minted Decepticon learns that a whole lot can change while you're stuck in stasis and maybe stasis was the better option.

One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.

A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.

Kmeme fill. She is mortal and dragon, woman and warrior, strong and broken. She is imperfect but she is his. All are his, for he is dragon, and he is warrior and strong and perfect and right. He is Alduin. She is his. Alduin/F!Dragonborn Post-game during a hypothetical Second Dragon War.

An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.

When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.

Nancy was dead. Kind of. She's decomposing, sure, but its the boredom thats really killing her.

The universe is saved, the Reapers are leaving, and the galaxy is an emptier place for it. However the afterlife is not quite what Shepard expected. For one... it's full of Reapers. They are about to learn a lesson on organic emotion the VERY hard way.

It is said that when good people die, they go to Heaven. But what happens to good animals after they die? And what happens if a human ends up at the wrong afterlife crossing?

What's your problem?" Shepard demanded, her blue eyes furious. He slammed his Krogan fist into the wall behind her, crushing the debris like he would his opponents, "They. Are. NOT. Worthy." Urdnot Grunt snarled. F/M. Xeno

"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.

Jane reluctantly accepts Gamzee as her guide. He only wants to help her, right? Well, whether his intentions are pure or not, she has no other choices. Their first mission: find Jane's father. After that... let's see where this partnership takes them. Gamzee/Jane. All other pairings are only in the prologue.

Aurelia Shepard wakes up on the SSV Normandy and hasn't got a clue why she's there. It could be because she's 16 and not 31. Prothean Relics, Crushes and Awkward Moments abound. Add in A teenage Garrus and an equally young Zaeed for an adventure!

In the process of being rewritten.

Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.

Hawke and co. are happily situated in NYC, going about their lives together - except Hawke's relationship with a certain diplomat keeps her in the tabloids. His solution is simple. Isabela suggests a tiara and bodyshots in response. Modern-day oneshot.

To Shepard, being with Garrus was worth the headache. Literally. Kink meme fill. Garrus/FemShep. Fluff with lots of biology humor.

After evading being captured, Ditto decides the best way to stay wild is to pretend to be a human. All is well until he's spotted by someone named April... who drags him on a camping trip... and likes him. Oh boy. PokeHuman.

An aging Bowser has stopped menacing the Mushroom kingdom and lives vicariously through the now grown Junior by getting him married to Mario and Peach's daughter...the RIGHT way. But why is Bowser in such a rush to see Junior married off? NOW IN CHAPTERS.

"This woman was not meant to be in space, and the guy in charge, with his high-pitched yells of terror, was not cut out to be leading this adventure. Rick was meant to be in charge. Rick, the Adventure Sphere." Written for Rick-Fanclub's contest.

Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.

Kirsty Cotton is having a problem. The dead are rising, she's getting strange calls, and to top it all off, she's being stalked by a box.

FemMC x Theo. None of the SEES gang had the foggiest idea who this mysterious Theo is, yet Minako seemed awfully cosy with him. Could he be a cosplay/otaku pervert who preys on underage girls? The bold Junpei investigates.

Basically,it's a spoof of "Indian in the Cupboard," but instead of generic toys, I've written it with Beast Wars toys. This is a self-insert story, the girl in it is me about seven years ago. Enjoy.

When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!

AU. When Metro City needs a hero, Roxanne Ritchi answers the call.

The Reapers were vanguards of destruction, the end of all life. A convenient myth created by Commander Shepard and her criminal allies. A Spectre declared unstable, rogue, and then dead. Except to those who know the truth, and remember what it cost them. Written before ME3. To never be continued :c

READ NOW FOR A COUPON FOR 50% OFF FRIENDSHIP: THE MAGICAL PLOTHOLE CURE-ALL! Mary-Sue Shepard and Garrus both have feelings for eachother, everyone knows it, neither of them will admit it. Will a terrible tragedy forever part them or bring them together?

Bright and beautiful, supernovae can briefly outshine an entire galaxy, before they fade from view forever, and their shockwave changes everything. Nihlus/Shepard

A collection of mega-drabbles/short stories set during the movie. Spoilers, of course. Roxanne/Megamind.

Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!

Alternate universe fic. Humanity as client race of the Covenant in modern times. A young man in the Covenant military reflects on why he is there.

In an alternate universe, Garrus Vakarian dies in the wreck of the Normandy. As C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard struggles to learn to live without him, a shadowy figure is arranging for his resurrection. Shepard x Male Turian. Third of a series.

Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.

Sometimes, he dreamed in death. Oneshot.

A cave-in leaves two mortal enemies injured and trapped. With certain death looming in the future, Samus is decidedly less-amused than her scaly-companion. Oneshot. Rated for language.

I guess this is an alt-univ story, sort of. Van Der Merwe takes Oliver to child services as threatened. Now Christopher must work with his son's case worker and foster mother, Izzie, to get him back. Oliver doesn't make it very easy for either of them.

In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

The truce between Humans and Sangheili erases the rules that previously defined the interaction between a prisoner of war and his captor. Contains heterosexual human/Sangheili relationship between OCs and depictions of imprisonment/torture. In progress.

REVIVED! He was always the quiet one, the calm one. Shepard counted on him to never let emotions or prior conflicts get in the way of his duty. She never gave much thought to what went on in his mind, beyond those cool blue eyes. FemShep/Garrus

PMD: Explorers of Time and Darkness fic. Sometimes forgetting is the greatest mercy you could ask for. Sometimes it isn't.

Commander Jane Shepard is very likable, so much so that a few members of the Normandy's crew have their eyes on her.

With all his friends playing Everquest Tom has no partner to play Halo 3 with and must resort to asking his constantly drunk brother to play. Setbacks, betrayals and plenty of swearing ensues as they both attempt to save the world on Legendary.

Fifteen years after the end of the IZ series, Zim struggles to maintain his cover and elicits the help of a human as he moves out of the reconnaissance phase of his mission.

The Arbiter saves the life of Loren, a young recruit under Johnson, only to have her turn around and save him. Can she and the elite form a friendship despite the lack of trust between their races?

G1 It's fine to let your conscience be your guide, so long as Megatron isn't that conscience. A little study in Stockholm and Lima Syndromes.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

[KakuzuAyame] Hidan is missing his umbrella and Kakuzu is selfish. Konoha's Ramen Girl and Akatsuki financial specialist bond in the midst of a thunderstorm. [Forced to repost]

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

Yaoi RxB YxY MxM AU In a world where Yamis inhabit the bodies of the living, Ryou has no choice but to submit to the desires of his newly acquired Yami. To make matters worse it doesn't seem that Bakura's the only one after him.

Four young teenagers find themselves witnessing nightmarish events that took place long ago. If that's so.. then why do they not only see these occurances while at school, but in their dreams as well? Rated M for swearing and future scenes of violence.

ONESHOT hinted ZetsuIno . With Zetsu occupied with Ino and flowers, Tobi feels a little lonely.

Death offers a new life and a new game to keep Ridley entertained.

XAncient EgyptX Hordes of demons are sent after three strangers that appear out of nowhere in Egypt and they don't know how they got there, but who knew what Dark Beings they held within their bodies, and Tozokuoh's brought along for the ride. AU fic

Shonenai, RxB, Ryou finally tells Bakura of his feelings, but not all ‘getting together’ stories are perfect, especially with two mischievous Egyptians on the scene.

Abandoned on a dieing planet Anna Hollingsworth is given a chance no other human child has been given. The chance to live. The Human race has just begun its darkest hour.

Not Yaoi: After Five years of hiding himself away in the Ring, Bakura confronts Ryou to straighten out their relationship even if that means he'll have to give his life up. Discussion of suicide

Mana won't stop writing to Bakura. She also sends him artwork and teases him about only being worth two bags of barley. What's a thief to do? Oneshot,Pharaoh AtemXTKB,TKBxMana.

Bakura loses much more than a duel when Yami Malik defeats him a second time... Ryou x Bakura, genderbending, not shonen ai. Rated for swearing and adult themes. Complete and revised as of May 2010.

A day in the life of a low rank Viper.

A/U Earth has been conquered, but the humans aren't completely pacified. The Tallest have a plan to fix this --- they hope....