I guess since the last update was over two years ago, but one year from the second last, that its not entirely impossible that you would update? No? Damn.

Anyway, I like the story, wished you'd continue it to the end.

hahaha you made me laugh. Good job, and unlike other stories out there of a similar genre you're keeping it non-corny and surprising. Bravo, good sir!

LOL, I love what you've done with this story, tying all the poor characters up in romantic knots! It's mean, but very amusing for the reader. ;)

I know it's been a long time since your last update, but I hope after playing some ME2 your muse will kick back in? I'd love to know who ends up "winning" Shepard (although I do have a guess)! ;)

interesting story

Brilliant! This is really great, made me laugh out loud...

Yay for Garrus! But poor joker :(

Can't wait for updates! -

I'm so glad you finally updated! I can't wait for the next chapter.

This chapter shoulda been named 'Dances With Turians'

The thought of a dancing Turian never fails to make me smile.

This writing is E.P.I.C.

It's a *counts involved people* love hexagon! (Did I count right?) Keep writing! *makes heart sign with hands*

Oh my god! She's back from the dead with a new chapter! XD

Great chapter, I'll be looking forward to the next one.

Great job! This is one of the funniest ME fics I've ever read... keep up the good work!

You're doing a good job of keeping the conclusion in doubt. Garrus would seem to be a front runner at present, but I'm not ready to count the others out yet (although my personal inclination is to count Kaidan out of everything, including living, as repeated playthroughs of Virmire have proven).

Personally, I'm hoping Shepherd has been conducting a secret affair with Tali. That would take the wind out of everyone's sails.

you updated! Wow!

What happened to Garrus? Did he faint?

From this point on, I don't really know who will win - I can only hope!

Thanks so much for updating! Although, to be honest, nothing much happened (except the part when Garrus earns a point of -who will get closest to the commander-).

Can't wait for the next chapter! Well done!

This story is great fun. Ohh, who will she pick? Solid writing.

Chapter 5 even.

lol This is amazing.

You're an amazing writer. I'm truely impressed.

I'm kind of hoping for Joker to win this battle. I was also kind of hoping for Wrex to be more involved. If I could bring myself to write a Normandy love fiction it would be based around Wrex. I think he's a highly under appreciated character.

Anyway, looking forward to chapter 4.

This story is awesome! I hope you continue please! I hope she likes Garrus!