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Author has written 12 stories for Mass Effect, Aliens/Predator, Watchmen, Dragon Age, and Thor.

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Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,552 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Lex, Scar - Complete
The Forgotten Boy by Strollingdog reviews
Just my OC Alice thrown into the Dragon Age Inquisition world. She meets all of our loveable companions and has to try to help save the world. Cole/OC.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014 - OC, Inquisitor, Cole, Iron Bull
Other Worlds by VoiDreamer reviews
Theirs is not a love that ends so easily. In other worlds, other lives, they have their happy ending. But not all end well, and in some they find their destiny an even colder, darker thing. A collection of AUs. Solas/Lavellan
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Solas, Lavellan] Inquisitor
The Glorious Ones by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
Things have never really gone to plan for The Iron Bull. Adaar getting pregnant is just one more thing then, isn't it? Rated for not-too-descriptive sex scenes and casual swearing.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Iron Bull, Adaar - Complete
The Hare Swallowed Whole by CalypsoKitsune reviews
Amilee is dragged to a realm of elves, dwarves, magic, and evils never encountered in our world. This is her story of romance, drama, tragedies, and triumphs as she comes into her own as a true warrior in the realm of Thedas. Part 1. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Anders, Fenris, OC
Post Blight Management for Dummies by Zute reviews
Lucy, vastly pregnant, is ordered to Amaranthine to become the Warden-Commander. "I'll delegate a lot," she told Zevran. "It'll be a piece of cake."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,070 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Anders - Complete
sherlock got the d sherlockxreader by rainvantas reviews
you want sherlock's d so baedly
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Predator's Serenity by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Even in domestic bliss, there remain battles to fight. Even if they are not particularly dangerous. Phaedra/Fenris family fluff, post-Kirkwall.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Fenris, unknown 1
Paya's House by GrayHuntress reviews
A plague has befallen Yautja Ancients and the High Council has struck a bargain with Earth to help them manage this dire situation. When facility administrator, Sally, gets stuck holding the bag on their deal, what's a woman to do? M for mature themes!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 156,510 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
Tripping Through: A Brenna Jones Story by Ellen Fitzwilliam Brandybuck reviews
"After years of being Q's puppet I get a vacation. However my idea of vacation, with bottomless rum 'n' coke and warm beaches, is quite different from Q's. My vacation would not be aboard the Enterprise with a crew I should know and love but now exist in an alternate reality! And now there's an all-time and reality-warping enemy on the loose I have to stop? Drat! Q!" OCMulti
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 167,862 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, OC, J. Kirk] Spock - Complete
Bound By Compassion by Ravenwiccn reviews
Leigh Hawke tries to find a way to survive in Kirkwall while keeping her secret. Along the way she finds love in the arms of a possessed apostate.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 316,698 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Anders, unknown 1 - Complete
Scar, friend or foe PII by BlueBastard reviews
Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,983 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Lex, Scar
A Lethal Pact by Skar'ku Mar'kel-ja reviews
An outcast Yautja is sent to right the wrongs of his past, only to discover that things aren't as used to be, so begins the journey of two different beings and how they learn that their fates mean more than they know. NEW CHAPTER: SHADOWS...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 296,119 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Love, Arisen by Aphrodisiomania reviews
The arisen deals with her emotions for her pawn post-game. Slightly altered story post-game for the sake of a pawn/arisen romance. This is a cheesy B-romance lemon, you've been warned! Hope you enjoy!
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Arisen, Main Pawn - Complete
Of Simple Misunderstandings by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a misunderstanding between the head of the Pawn Guild and the ladies of the Venery, which only leads to further confusion.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Barnaby, Arisen - Complete
I Have No Idea How the Rhinoceros Got There by Riverdancekat09 reviews
...but it's still easier to explain than the elf. An autumn storm delivers an unexpected intruder, and my comfortable rhythm and routine is altered forever. Now rated 'M'.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,260 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Midgardian Girl by FandomSavedMe reviews
Viktorie's dreaming. None of this could be real...the rainbow light and the dark man. But what if she's not? Slight AU, just a drabble. Review please!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Thor, Loki, Volstagg, Frigga
Of Pawns and Well-Intentioned Advice by julien-schu reviews
In which Barnaby establishes a guild for his fellow pawns, and gives them some helpful advice.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Barnaby, Arisen - Complete
You Don't Have To Stand Alone by gamerchic reviews
Two people, separated by time and space. They each stand alone and survive by believing that they need no one. Imagine that these two people find each other and in doing so they find that they can stand together. NOT a retelling of the game! Anders/OC
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,096 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Anders - Complete
The Guardian by IluthraDanar reviews
When one human finds herself alone, sole survivor of an Alien massacre, she must make use of a wary alliance with one of the enemy, or die. Rated T but may go to M later for interspecies relationship.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Human - Complete
Wild Blood by Corkerite reviews
In a world where Arlathan never fell, a Chasind tribe running from the Blight ended up encamped on the slopes of Sundermount. When elves from the nearby city arrive on an errand for Asha'bellanar, the tribe's witch Hawke finds her life changed forever.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
The Chantry's Dirty Little Secret by Isabaeu Fey reviews
Tempest is a secret, one so great they risk everything letting her live. Transferred to the Fereldan circle she starts a new life only to have it interupted once again by conflict.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Cullen
Crash Into Me by Suilven reviews
Whether it was luck or fate, his heart was no longer his own.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Teagan G., S. Cauthrien] - Complete
Unlikely Lover by Zalawyn reviews
Hawke visits the Chantry after her return from the Deep Roads expedition. During her visit she fortuitously encounters an intriguing resident of Kirkwall that quickly turns into more than just an acquaintance.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - unknown 1, Orsino
Healing Wounds by casecous reviews
Some humor/flirting/fluff/angst/romance/the usual between Hawke and Anders as Anders patches up Hawke after her lastest trouble. Takes place during the events of Dragon Age 2, and before the actual romance between them begins.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anders, unknown 1 - Complete
In Your Arms by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Hawke is in love with Anders but is so shy she can barely speak a word when he's in the room. To help cope, she visits him in the guise of a cat who he befriends and confides in. Now all Hawke has to do is make sure he doesn't find out her secret!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
Redemption by Reflection Muse reviews
Ongoing, original story based on Dragon Age 2 that takes place immediately after the end of the game. The main characters in this story are F!Hawke and Anders, but others will make appearances. Drama, romance, adventure, and a dash of humor are my goals.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Anders, Hawke
Shades of Night by Faerlyte reviews
Turian executor Pallin of the Embassy leads a simple life. At least he had, until he's ambushed with a stranded human female named Pilar. Now he's neck deep in a 25 year old murder mystery involving her parents and the Alliance Military's best kept secret.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,103 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008
AvP: Sacrifice by Tortuguita13 reviews
One year after the Antarctic incident, Lex leads a new group through ancient tombs in Africa when one by one her team begins to vanish and she finds herself face to face with not only familiar hissing aliens, but a certain hunter as well. Lex/Scar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,594 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
The Destroyer1 by windeer reviews
Unedited version of The Destroyer.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,634 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Angels and Turians by Blackrain7557 reviews
Repost: A turian special forces team is caught in a never ending assault against an enemy that refuses to quit. Follow their story filled with ridiculous amounts of ammo, humor and distorted romance. Contains OC's, normal characters show later.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Don't call me Siha by Rinslet reviews
Worry etched on his alien feature “Sih-” She cuts him off abruptly “Don’t” He stops, his breath stuck in his throat. “Don’t call me Siha. Not now, not anymore...” oneshot postgame
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
Tenderness by Love's Labour's Won reviews
What was within him—he who loved the weak grasp of prey, the tender flesh of one who could love because she could be hurt? Why was he who was so strong so very weak? Slight unnamed Pred/Human; birth of a Bad Blood. Oneshot.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2010 - OC, Predator/Yautja - Complete
To Date a Yautja by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
A Yautja online? Sure why not, I've been talking to him for awhile now, and he really knows how to stay in character. Hey wait...that's not a costume. (Story not to be taken serious.)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007
Nine Lives by Sinvisigoth reviews
A girl, her cat, and one damn sexy alien. ON HIATUS
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008
An Anthology of Bad Watchmen Fanfiction by Doobidoob reviews
This is an example of the different kinds of Watchmen badfiction there is out there. For too long, people have raped my favourite characters, so now I'm parodying them just for the fun of it . My sister and I had fun writing this.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
One Eye Open by Remmak reviews
The people of the Citadel rely on the fine officers of C-Sec for protection and peace of mind, but how can they rely on a surly turian and a mild-mannered human? Follow a mismatched pair in this romantic crime drama. ME1
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,780 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - OC, D. Chellick, Executor Pallin
When an enemy becomes a friend by IluthraDanar reviews
I didn't like Scar dying so in my story, he doesn't. Lex hitches a ride on his ship. A friendship is born. This may go on for a few chapters, not sure how long it will be. Reviews accepted graciously.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,456 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Just A Flower From An Old Bouquet by RumAndNukaCola reviews
There's someone new in town, doing Rorschach's work for him. Are they genuine or just a copycat? Meanwhile, the person next door refuses to turn their music down. Possible Prostitute? Includes OC. No romance within. Okay, I lie. Maybe just a little.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Cool Blue by percival00 reviews
REVIVED! He was always the quiet one, the calm one. Shepard counted on him to never let emotions or prior conflicts get in the way of his duty. She never gave much thought to what went on in his mind, beyond those cool blue eyes. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Everybody Here Wants You by The Great D reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is very likable, so much so that a few members of the Normandy's crew have their eyes on her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,968 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - J. Garson
Learning to Take Hints by AegisBearing reviews
Kaidan needs to learn to take hints. He and Garrus see something they probably shouldn't have seen. This is a somewhat sequel to "The Game". Comedy fic, Liara/fem!Shepard with one-sided Kaidan/fem!Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
An Unwarranted Sense of Importance by Burnedtoasty reviews
In which, Cable decides to save the world, and the world objects.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Legacy by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Regardless of whether they live or die, yautja will recieve glory upon completion of the Hunt. Or at least they would, if their 'ooman prey hadn't found a way to circumvent that...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
False Dilemma by Knightfall1138 reviews
Shepard holds the lives of two squadmates in his hands, but only has time enough to save one. Which one will he literally be forced to save?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - J. Garson - Complete
Homecoming, OR Adapt & Overcome by 1note reviews
Walter and Chloe arrive in the town of Jubilation where Walter discovers it's more difficult to leave Rorschach behind than he thought. Meanwhile, the rest of the town tries to adjust to this mysterious newcomer. Sequel to "Breath and Skin" & "Hurt You?"
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,099 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Famous Last Words by KatsWords141 reviews
A mysterious woman moves in to the building where Rorschach and Walter are staying, and somehow she weaves herself into his/their life...Rorschach/OC... Possible AU.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,916 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Other Side Of The Pond by Lord 0f Storms reviews
So, what happens when Ashley and Garrus are stranded together on a frozen planet after a thresher maw attrack? Well, you'll just have to read and find out! An unlikely pairing, I know, but I like a challenge! Ashley/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
Breath and Skin by 1note reviews
Rorschach/OC. Our favorite antihero meets a volunteer nurse who gradually reawakens the humanity he had long forgotten.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,191 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC - Complete
Punish Me! by 1note reviews
The tale of the dreaded Captain Carnage and his fateful encounter with Nite Owl and Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Rooftop Lovin' by Eridani Black reviews
Rorschach meets his match when a sexy conservative crime fighter crosses paths with him one dark September night! Rorschach/OC Please R&R
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Vulnerability by VoiDreamer reviews
*Prequel to The Space Between* She was their Commander, their leader, their strength. But beneath her strength was a vulnerability that only he could ever see, a weakness that plagued her and drew him closer. Paring:Garrus x Fem. Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,640 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Your Mileage May Vary by Burnedtoasty reviews
Hulk-Vs.-Wolverine 'verse: Deadpool's irritating, Omega Red's intrigued, the Weapon X wheels keep on turnin'.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Heads or Tails? by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Shepard never did enjoy leaving his fate to the decisions of others, so he tends to make certain circumstances always stay in his favor. Well, that is until Garrus decided to include his own personal agenda into the mix... Read FFN profile.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Predators Under The Table by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
I've never been fond of politics, let alone Yautja. Funny thing is I landed an occupation that contains both. It isn't easy when you're the target of a persistent male's affections, especially being an ambassador for the human race. Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
A Very Mass Effect Christmas by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
It's Christmas Eve on the Citadel and an extremely unenthused Shepard is dragged off to sing Christmas carols by Chief Williams. Will the Commander embrace the spirit of the occasion?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Desire by KayDeeBlu reviews
*G1* One shot. Three Seekers, one human female...sexual inhibitions *always* win. Mature content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Alpha and the Omega by Digital Holocaust reviews
Garrus runs into more trouble than he bargains for during his first mission as a Spectre as he meets a bounty hunter on the trail of a krogan mercenary who plans to sell information about deep space to several crime organizations in the Terminus System.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Dry Martini by Digital Holocaust reviews
The Embassy Lounge... What possible drama could arise from such a high-profile yet relaxed bar in the Citadel? Told in first person perspective of a turian who can't seem to mind his own business.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008
Walking Thin Lines by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
To aid my uncle, I became his test subject. Unfortunately, his drug comes with very unusual side effects. Side effects...that yautja have a hard time resisting.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Say Hello! The Spin Off by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Some things an Elder does, should never be viewed, least said viewer, wishes an "interesting" punishment for doing so.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Mass Effect: Elevation by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
A series of scenes mostly revolving around the many and long elevator rides in Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Plotless by Ganondorfs Mistress reviews
just some plotless smut of ZelxGanon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Fractures by Daemonette19 reviews
Nursing her injuries, Shepherd waits irritably to be called into the Council Chambers. Watching over his injured lover Garrus takes the opportunity to try to get her to accept some truths about herself. Femshep-Colonist-Lone Survivor. Sequel to Facets
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Good Taste by JustShotMarvin reviews
He doesn't understand what the big deal is about this 'pizza' stuff. -Slight GarrusxFem!Shep, if you squint.-
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
The After Effect by bulletformybanana reviews
Shepard just saved the Universe, what will happen next?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2008
Those Turian Drinks by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Although Shepard wondered what happened to Lorik after his last encounter with him, he wasn't quite expecting a sudden invitation to pay the Turian a visit thirteen years later. "Sometimes my vid-mails should simply go unanswered." Read FFN profile.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shepard - Complete
How to Save a Life by JadeTheCon reviews
Saving someone's life isn't always taking a bullet for them. When you change someone's view point of the world, you change how they see their own life. You change them. Rated T for language. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Lessons in Love by Dreamweaver74 reviews
Garrus tries to express himself less than successfully, and receives some sage advice from an unlikely source. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Turians like tequila ,too by Weretiger Marduk reviews
Gabrielle Shepard has saved the galaxy, but there's still work to do. And the newly appointed Spectre, Garrus Vakarian, is right by her side. What happens when you mix a human and a Turian with a bottle of Petron?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Facets by Daemonette19 reviews
Buried under the debris of the council chamber he dwells on the many facets of Shepherd's personality and life and their relationship. Femshep-solesurvivor-colonist. PLEASE REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Facts about Deadpool by Captain Deadpool reviews
These are parodies of some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Don't worry: I did alot more than just replace Chuck Norris with Deadpool for most of them.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Sick Day by Fiera Sabre reviews
Shepard gets the flu, and there's nothing Garrus can do about it. Oneshot onesided GarrusxFemShep fluff. ParagonColonistWarHeroFemShep...Read and Review!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Smashed Effect by Deathwing Omega reviews
Female Shepard talks to some of her crew after a mission. ShepardWrex, Yeah, I went there.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Hunter 2 by Fire Redhead reviews
The long awaited sequel to Hunter has begun! Now mates, Little Fighter and Garv return to the Predator homeworld to begin a new life together. However, not all are accepting of LF's new position. Desperate for respect, honor, and the clan's acceptance she
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,968 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005
I Dare You by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
In the modern world, Predators aren't real. Simple as that. So, what happens to a young woman who's dared to go looking for one? Is it unfortunate that an actual Yautja is on the hunt...and not exactly looking for a normal trophy?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
The History of Tomorrow by Yeyinde reviews
When an ancient war leads Earth to be taken over by the Yautja, a child of a survivor must deal with new and old feelings from her past, in order to be in the present, while live on to know her future.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Chilled Heart by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Upon waking up, a young woman, also one of two siblings to Sonsasu, has just found herself on the ship of a very powerful Predator, who is known throughout the galaxies as... Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The Broken Shard by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
A long time has passed since their first meeting, but now a young woman, Mimic has an interesting social life to lead. However, two lonesome old friends have come back, and they're looking to rekindle a bit more then friendship... Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Deadpool,Batman and a bomb by The Writer Guy reviews
A heartwarming story about a girl,her horse,and fulfilling your dreams.Pfffff....Right. One-shot.
Crossover - Batman & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Epic Battle by Sealink reviews
Oneshot, humor. A Hunter faces off with an unforgiving adversary. I did it for the lulz.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
The legend of Zelda ocarina of time triad hero's by Ari Phoenix reviews
Din's mistake leads to the timeline restarting with new characters and old. how will Link deal with Another Kokiri and a Gerudo working with him? Chapter 2 is up, plz R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006
Deadpool meets The Endless by Lupus27 reviews
After a bit of an accident, the merc with a mouth ends up in the realms of The Endless from Neil Gaimain's Sandman series.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006
Uncanny Deadpool by The Uncanny R-Man reviews
Deadpoolfic. Formerly known as 'The Merc and the Ninja.' Part of the URMVerse. Chapter 35: The end of an era. Wade and Betsy join the XMen. FINAL CHAPTER!
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
Hunter by Fire Redhead reviews
A young girl child is taken and raised by the Predator who slew her father. See it from her point of view as she learns to adapt to the culture of hunters
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
A Tender Moment by Pacce reviews
What if the Alien Queen hadn't popped up at the end of AvP and spoiled the mood. Romantically orietnd wackiness ensues. PG-13 for violence that is not to be taken seriously and a scene of swearing.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005
Of Courage, Of Honor by Solain Rhyo reviews
Lex and the predator come to an unusual understanding. Challenge fic.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/4/2005
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The road from Asgard reviews
Sequel to Asgard. Karian Motter, an ex waitress from London, finds herself back in Asgard continuing to argue with everything that breathes and fighting against what is "good" for her but the distant past, including the one she knows nothing about, is rearing its head and about to put on a sickly sweet smile. Plus her love life is getting seriously weird now. OCxPeople
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Thor, Loki, Fandral, OC
This is not about sex reviews
A predator and his human female have some pretty interesting times together but will it ever be about sex?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,615 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009
Asgard reviews
Kari, a very messy waitress from london, gets a bit of a shock when she accidentally collides with asgard, discovers a grandfather she never knew existed and is forced to defend herself from gods and a trickster. If only the right man would come along and rescue her or at least her cat-husband remain faithful. Oh well, maybe a girl can save herself. OCxWhoever-will-put-up-with-her
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 150,188 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Thor, Loki, Fandral, OC - Complete
Who's your daddy? reviews
What would have happened if it were Loki getting banished from Asgard instead of Thor? Well... probably not this but whatever. Loki going on an adventure, becoming a father, some surprising violence not by him, driving, chasing, getting stuck in the sewage system, child genius' and going head to head with the nurse from Hel or possibly just Phoenix which is pretty similar by now.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Thor, Loki
Crabs on the shore reviews
Hawke and co, a bunch of OC's and a lot of adventure, romance and general weirdness. Oh and renegading. A wobbly retelling of DA2... sort of.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Fenris, Hawke
This is not about sex the fan fiction reviews
The fan fiction of the Predator Fan fiction, 'This is not about sex'. Now with Mary-sue's, 14 year old erotica and 20% more humour!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
The British Commander reviews
Taking names and drinking tea. A bunch of scenes from the game with an over the top British Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
One stop gone reviews
Its the 70's and Rorschach's having a hard time picking his fights when a drunken woman comes to town.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Maroon reviews
A long journey brings a greater understanding of herself and some new found friends.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008
Hierarchy III reviews
2184, Newly appointed Spectre, Garrus Vakarian and an eclectic Citadel Military crew, led by a half human/turian go on some adventuring.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Garrus V.
I see you're one of those reviews
A one-shot involving Wrex and his secret love interest.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - U. Wrex - Complete
The edge of night reviews
Under complete rewrite.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009