Bernie Lynch, the socially awkward Scot with a debilitating crush on a certain forensic technician in the GCPD. Rarely seen, always sought because who knows the gossip of Gotham better than those who work in it's morgue?

A series of short fics documenting the daily life of Hojo and those around him. Specifically the days in which everyone around him feels like completely ruining his day, threatening his life and destroying everything he holds dear. Crack!Fic. Written before Crisis Core.

Calendar Man is back in Gotham, plotting murders around the theme of Christmas. Harvey Bullock lost his man years ago - but this time he's determined to catch him.

The women in Oswald's life are few, and even fewer could admit to loving him. For once in his pitiful life, he would do something selfless. Pre-Gotham.

Sin. The destroyer that has terrorised Spira for a millennium. Fallen summoner Braska begins the pilgrimage of Yevon in a bid to end Sin's chaos. With his guardian Auron, Braska enlists the aid of a drunkard named Jecht, who claims to be a Blitzball player from the mythical lost city of Zanarkand. Can Braska bring the Eternal Calm? And can Jecht return home to make things right?

Dumb 90's/teen AU in which Jim Gordon is the security cop of Gotham Mall and Ed and Oswald are dumb goth teenagers.

Bella walks in on Edward having some fun time alone...with a very unusual toy. Please R&R and don't hate me!

Edward Nygma chooses a pencil. It's harder than it looks. (Gratuitous and frankly shameful Valentine's Day fluff. Spoilers for The Fearsome Doctor Crane.)

Edward loving his riddles start thinking more of the new detective which loves puzzles and starts thinking more of her then a fellow cop after her first case in Gotham

Wally is an aspiring Pokemon trainer whose best friend is a Kirlia. After receiving a Galladite, the pair go on a journey to find a Dawn Stone to evolve Kirlia, however, have no luck in doing so. Will a run-in with a certain stone-collector grant Wally his wish? (Slight headcannon) (THIS IS NOT A SHIPPING FIC!)

After the final battle with Vayne, Balthier and Fran are expecting, Penelo and Vaan are engaged, Basch learns how to tie his shoes and Ashe becomes a Muslim. Join in on the adventure, on Everyone Loves Balthier!

Rosalind worries that Robert is having regrets.

A series of short one-shots ranging from humanizing to humorous following Dr. Jonathan Crane in places he might not normally be. Accepting suggestions for future chapters from readers.

A companion piece to "The Bird of Forgetfulness." I would recommend reading that story first. Thor and the Warriors Three have managed to get Loki drunk. Best idea ever? Or disaster waiting to happen? What type of drunk will Loki be?

This is a humorous list of things that one might learn while playing Batman: Arkham Asylum.

Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!

When they are eating at the diner Tony suggested, Loki is trapped in a closet. But Natasha accidently finds out his ticklish... *A bit of Loki/Natasha if you want to see it that way*

The battle for Earth is over. Back in Asgard, the realm eternal, Loki struggles with understanding the true meaning of "family". Drabble series focusing on Loki's redemption as a son of Odin.

Hazing!Verse 2: In which Steve reflects on things and Tony talks the team into going to a Turkish bath house.

Thor convinces his brother to do the unspeakable: Go to Midgard to shop for underwear. One-Shot, Rated T for car thievery, a random civilian death, and Loki's bare skin.

Ulquiorra Cifer is a private detective, and Orihime Inoue is a rich client whose priceless diamond, the Hougyoku, has just been stolen. A/U. Currently a one-shot, but may be expanded later.

Thor wakes up after a hard night of drinking without any recollection about how he ended with his room in chaos and cuddling his brother. Sif is mad at him, Loki is very hungover, and all Thor knows is he needs to find out what really happened.

Of all of her companions, Fenris was the only one who never used her given name. To him, she was always, and only, "Hawke." Fenris/F!Hawke

Drabble resulting from an utterly random chain of thought.

Lisa and Cynthia need a change of pace. Hijinks ensue and everyone's favorite assassin makes an appearance.

Flint and Volkner are trapped in the Underground. Their sanity hangs in the balance. Oneshot.

Newly acquainted Raito and L play a game to get to know each other.

Curtis once explained to Elwood that there are just two kinds of women in this world. The question is, what do they have to do with cars and music?

Who's going to replace Jake, now that he's gone? Alternative storyline for when Elwood gets out of jail. In this AU, BB2000 never happened.

Light is sick of all the Death Note characters' addicitions. What happens when he tries to get them to sort it all out? Yeah, we'll see how that goes and all.... completed

Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.

A spinoff of Formal Disaster, we see what the Mabudachi Trio plus two were doing while Kyo, Tohru, and Yuki were at the dance. Rated for safety.

Oneshot. Tidus asks a question that absolutely no one wants to answer... Beware of slightly perverted humor! No pairings, T because I'm a coward.

This is why Ashe can't get a man. OOC Ashe ONE SHOT.

Torturing Yuki and Kyo is a grand sport, and nothing is too extreme to acheive this end. One of my many sex jokes masked as a fanfic. Rated for sexuality, ShigurexAyame lime'ishness, vulgar conversation, and a shameless Fight Club quote.

Oneshot: Just a bit of randomness, I got the idea from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rude gets a little drunk and does some rather bizarre things. Please read and review!

Due to a lack of money, Reno and Rude take part in the Olympics, but these aren't just any Olympics...

[OneShot] In which Vaan stirs up trouble for Basch and Larsa, whilst Balthier tags along anyway. MM

Ok this is a 'what if' story. What I mean is what if Jake and Elwood were in the same jail cell their whole sentence?What if they got paroled? What if Jake hadn't of died? This takes place after the 1st movie. Plus this isn't a Dani Blues story.

You know that one present you got this year that you were suprised with, but not necessesarily against? Well, Balthier got one of those. And even though he's functioning, Fran is... well...

Matters take a steamy turn for Rose and the Tenth Doctor, but they just keep talking and talking and talking... Also, The Doctor and Rose answer fans' letters.

When Reno isn't satisfied with test results, what does he do? Pressure Elena and Rude to help get a perfect score!

What if the ninth and tenth doctor somehow met eachother and had to duel? The outcome may be quite drastic....or just plain silly. WARNING: Much doctor bashing here. I was on a sugar high while writing this. Final Chapter is here! Please review!

Those pesky glasses mess with the internal workings of the TARDIS Gruesome Twosome.

Fake tan can cause so many problems...

Jack thinks Rose loves him, but she loves the Doctor. Meanwhile, the Doctor is becoming...confused about his feelings. He also has a VERY interesting magazine. TenRoseJack. But not all at the same time. That's just weird. Unless you like that kind of thin

Just random ideas on what could happen if Rose turned into some random social stereotype and how the Doctor would react. Rated K because I think it's ok, but you can never be sure...

[ pre to post Blues Brothers, one shot ] Elwood Blues always had trouble with women.

[ oneshot ] Elwood's sick in the head. That's what Jake would say, if he knew how he realy felt about their adventures.

This is a little Jakedeath songfic I wrote to 'Sound of White' Elwood's pain and grief after his brothers death. Rated only for coarse language.

Reeve kinda feels like a voyeur but there's not a lot he can do about it.

How Reno reacts to his best friend's wedding. Reno, Reeve, a closet, Scarlet. What more do I need to say? Written in reply to For the Love of Another. Rating for minor swearing by Reno