Sorry if they seem OOC at any time during my fic. The show doesn't have many funny parts, it's mostly a dramatic action filled show which I love so... yeah i had to do with what i had right?
I don't own Transformers Prime, The Help, Facebook, Dune Bashing, Electric Guitars, Heavy Meatal Music or anything else I may have forgotten.
Miko Nakadai has joined Facebook.
Jack Darby has joined Facebook.
Rafael Esquivel has joined Facebook.
Miko Nakadai is now friends with Rafael Esquivel and Jack Darby.
Jack Darby is now friends with Rafael Esquivel and Miko Nakadai.
Rafael Esquivel is now friends with Miko Nakadai and Jack Darby.
Miko Nakadai- first to update the status! Su-weet!
Rafael Esquivel- First to comment!
Jack Darby- First to comment on someone else's comment…?
Miko Nakadai- how about first to fail epicly?
Jack Darby-…
Miko Nakadai- trying to convince Autobots to join! Gonna be kinda tricky, but I can handle it. ;D
Jack Darby and Rafael Esquivel like this.
Bulkhead has joined Facebook.
Arcee has joined Facebook.
Bumblebee has joined Facebook.
Arcee is now friends with Jack Darby, Bumblebee and 3 others.
Bulkhead is now friends with Rafael Esquivel, Miko Nakadai and 3 others.
Bumblebee is now friends with Arcee, Rafael Esquivel and 3 others.
Rafael Esquivel- What about Optimus and Ratchet?
Arcee- Optimus cannot make a Facebook if his life depended on it!
Bulkhead- If I can make one, so can 'The Mighty Optimus Prime'!
Jack Darby- and Ratchet?
Miko Nakadai- nobody asked him to join us.
Bulkhead and Arcee liked this.
Rafael Esquivel- I'll help Optimus and ask Ratchet.
Miko Nakadai- traitor :(
Optimus Prime has joined Facebook.
Optimus Prime is now friends with Bumblebee, Miko Nakadai and 4 others.
Optimus Prime- Greetings, World of Facebook!
Optimus Prime- …Why does this 'Facebook' not answer me?
Jack Darby- Because Facebook is a social networking site.
Optimus Prime- And that is…?
Arcee- Oy...
Ratchet has now joined Facebook.
Miko Nakadai Rafael Esquivel-
I hate you…
Ratchet is now friends with Rafael Esquivel, Optimus Prime and 5 others.
Jack Darby- Miko, if you do not like Ratchet, then why are you two friends on FB?
Miko Nakadai- Jack, Jack, Jack. In today's messed up, zombie apocalypse filled generation, if I talked to some stranger on the street for two minutes we would be friends on Facebook; the definition of society, my friend.
Rafael Esquivel likes this
Bulkhead- Miko: 1 Jack: 0
Optimus Prime has added Bulkhead, Rafael Esquivel and 5 others to his group, Team Prime.
Rafael Esquivel- Really?! We're apart of Team Prime?! Thanks!
Optimus Prime- You are quite welcome, Rafael.
Miko Nakadai Rafael Esquivel-
Change ur name dude!
Rafael Esquivel- Why?
Miko Nakadai- cuz it's dorky!
Vince likes this.
Bumblebee- Is not!
Rafael Esquivel- Thanks Bee.
Bumblebee- No problem.
Jack Darby- Who invited Vince here?
Miko Nakadai- No one.
Bumblebee and Rafael Esquivel like this.
Vince- u guys r such LOSERZ!
Jack Darby- says the ignorant one who cannot spell. At all.
Vince- at least I don't make up fake accounts named 'bumblebee'
Rafael Esquivel- He's real!
Vince- whatever nerd!
Miko Nakadai- Go die in a hole!
Rafael Esquivel, Jack Darby, Bumblebee and 324,786,908 others like this.
Miko Nakadai liked Heavy Metal Music, Dune Bashing, Electric Guitars and 13 other pages.
Miko Nakadai- I hate homework.
Jack Darby- it's summer, though.
Miko Nakadai- does it need to be during the school year for me to give my honest opinion about homework?
Jack Darby- yes.
Rafael Esquivel- I believe that was a rhetorical question, Jack…
Miko Nakadai added 43 pictures to her album, 'Dune Bashing with Bulk!'
Bulkhead likes this.
Ratchet- It may have taken a few eons and many irreplaceable parts, but I have finally built a machine that can turn into any weapon you'd like with the simple push of a button!
Rafael Esquivel likes this.
Rafael Esquivel- That's awesome, Ratchet!
Miko Nakadai- *cough* nerd alert *cough*
Jack Darby- My life is coming to a tragic end!
Arcee- What happened?! Are you hurt? Was it Arachnid?
Jack Darby- Arcee, calm down. It's a metaphor.
Arcee- For Primus sake, don't scare me like that Jackson Darby!
Miko Nakadai- You sound like his mother!
Jack Darby- speaking of my mother, she's joining Facebook and my life will be ruined!
Miko Nakadai- First Ratchet, now your mom. Who's next, Fowler?!
Bulkhead- Please, anyone but that monster!
Miko Nakadai likes this.
Rafael Esquivel- Best. Race. Ever! –with Bumblebee
Bumblebee likes this.
This next comment/status update is blocked from the following person(s) Ratchet.
Bulkhead- nobody tell the Doc Bot, but I just broke his machine thingy! Scrap, I'm dead!
Arcee- Nice going, Bulkhead.
Bulkhead- If anyone asks, Fowler broke it!
Optimus Prime- The truth will set you free, Bulkhead.
Miko Nakadai- Really?! Cuz, it sends me to my room, that and detention.
Miko Nakadai- ughhh! Have 2 read the help for summer reading…so I'll just watch the movie. ;D
Jack Darby- really?!
Miko Nakadai- hey, can I copy yours?
Jack Darby- nope!
Miko Nakadai- (-_-)… go frag yourself!
Ratchet- Alright, who taught Miko the Cybertroian profanities?
Arcee- Guess who screwed up this time.
Bulkhead-…me…
June Darby has joined Facebook.
June Darby is now friends with Optimus Prime, Miko Nakadai and 6 others.
June Darby has listed Jack Darby as her son.
Miko Nakadai likes this.
Miko Nakadai- Mommy's boy…
Jack Darby- Mom…
Miko Nakadai- she has arrived! Sustain from curses; English and Cybertronian! Prepare for the fun to be sucked from everything!
Arcee and Bulkhead like this.
Bulkhead- thanks a lot, you fragging Decepticons! Because you couldn't retreat until after 10:30 my whole plantation of fragging strawberries are dead! GONE FOREVER!
Arcee- just like your sanity…
Ratchet likes this.
Ratchet- Bulkhead, I am going to rip out your spark and feed it to the Decepticons, then I am going to use your scrap metal to build myself a chainsaw so I can chop you up some more until I am fully satisfied!
Arcee- Did he record over one of your stupid medical dramas again?
Bulkhead- I remember that. I was pulling wrenches out of my behind for weeks.
Arcee and Miko Nakadai like this.
Ratchet- You broke it! Bulkhead, you fragging idiot, I needed that!
Bulkhead- Bulkhead's not here at the moment. Leave a name, number and he will call you back as soon as he can. Bye!
Miko Nakadai likes this.
June Darby added 21 pictures to her album, 'Jack's first bath'
Miko Nakadai- LMFAO!...oh my god! I can't breathe!
Arcee- I cannot explain the awkwardness and humor that is running through me right now.
Miko Nakadai and Bumblebee like this.
Ratchet-…horrifying…
Optimus Prime- I chose the wrong time to check my notifications…
Rafael Esquivel- Bee just died from laughter and I'm about to too!
Bulkhead- So that's why you wear pants, to hide that?!
Rafael Esquivel, Arcee and 3 others like this.
Jack Darby- MOM! Take them down! Now!
June Darby- Jackson Darby, do not use that tone with your mother!
Miko Nakadai likes this.
Jack Darby- please mom D:
June Darby- Nope ;D
Jack Darby- fml…
If you guys have any ideas, I would be happy to include them ;D