I'm sorry I couldn't use bold/italics for this but my iPod doesn't let me. But this is better than nothing right?
Oh and thank you so much guys! At the end of the second chapter I hade 30 something reviews and now at the end I have 80! THATS 50 FRAGGING REVIEWS FOR ONE CHAPTER! HOly shit thank you so much! Let me repeat; THANK YOU SO MUCH. On to the next update.
Jack Darby: so who's idea was it to break out the high grade energon again.
Miko Nakadai: Idk bout u jack, but I am having a hell of a time. We should do this more often.
Rafael Esquivel: bee is the only sober one!
Bulkhead: being sober is a matter of opinion.
Ratchet, and Arcee like this.
Wheeljack joined Facebook.
Wheeljack is friends with Ratchet, Soundwave and 16 others.
Bumblebee: Wheeljack, stay away from the others.
Wheeljack: wreckers don't hide.
Jack Darby: oh trust me, you will
Miko Nakadai and Rafael Esquivel like this.
Ratchet: why did I ever quit drinking?!
Arcee: and why did I never start?
Breakdown: share some of that stuff bulk!
Bulkhead: no! It's all mine! aaallllll mine.
Knock Out: by the looks of it, I think he's ingested it all
Wheeljack: of course. Lets all finish the fragging high grade right before wheeljack comes. Selfish pieces of scrap.
Bee: actually there's some left, but ratchets got it tucked away with him in his room.
Wheeljack, Optimus Prime and 3 others like this.
Ratchet: I am able! Just ask Bantor! He was all mandrill before I...put a tiger in his tank.
Jack Darby: What does that even mean?
Bumblebee: Isn't it obvious?
Optimus Prime, Arcee and 3 others like this.
Miko Nakadai: me and bulk are going dune bashing! Oh yeh!
June Darby: no driving while intoxicated!
Miko Nakadai: awww
Ratchet: two words: designated driver.
Miko Nakadai, Bulkhead and 6 others like this.
Miko Nakadai: why aren't you always drunk, Doc-bot?
Bulkhead: why did the plane crash?
Miko Nakadai: it lost its wings?
Bulkhead: no! The pilot was a load of bread!
Rafael Esquivel, Miko Nakadai and 4 others like this.
Optimus Prime to Megatron:
Hey megyz
Megatron: what do u want, frag head?
Optimus Prime: is your refrigerator running?
Megatron: I don't have a refrigerator you idiot.
Optimus Prime: THEN U BETTER GO CATCH IT!
Megatron: go to sleep, Optimus.
Wheeljack: I hope you're all having fun while i rot from boredom.
Rafael Esquivel: you can join bee and I watching cartoons.
Wheeljack: ...
Optimus Prime: was that a gun shot I heard?
Wheeljack: yup.
Bulkhead: I'M A BRONY
Ratchet likes this.
Optimus Prime: who else just noticed Megatrons pelvic plating is the Predacon symbol?
Bulkhead: so does this mean that Megatrons crotch plating is hiding... THE BEAST
June Darby: ...these are the guardians I allow to watch my children.
Megatrons: frag you guys. Will you get sober already?
Optimus Prime: no.
Ratchet: do I smell a fuzor in need of repair?
Wheeljack: no but I smell a wrecker in need if high grade.
Bulkhead: why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Miko Nakadai: she was blind...?
Bulkhead: NO SHE WAS A GIRL XD
Miko Nakadai: -_- fuck you.
Bulkhead: wnna hear another joke?
Miko Nakadai: fine
Bulkhead: women's rights!
Arcee: you're lucky you're drunk or I would go over there and beT te scrap outta you.
Miko Nakdai likes this.
Ratchet to Wheeljack:
Hey Jackie, you want the last cube of energon?
Wheeljack: YESS
Ratchet: sorry. I just drank it.
Miko Nakadai: oh that's cold
Wheeljack: hey sunshine, get fragged.
Optimus Prime: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHH
Miko Nakadai: don't sing that fucking song.
Rafael Esquivel: *covers ears* language
Miko Nakadai: oh so he can sing that God awful song but I have to watch my language. Wel then, screw logic.
Bulkhead to Wheeljack:
347,000 cubes of high grade to drink. 347,000 cubes. There all for me so fuck off. 346,999 cubes to drink.
Ratchet likes this.
Miko Nakadai: I haven't heard from the Bots in an hour.
Rafael Esquivel: that's cus they're puking in the wash racks.
Bulkhead: ohh my head. It hurts like The Pit.
All of the hungover 'Bots like this.
Rafael Esquivel: me and bee are having a great time watching all of this.
Ratchet: I'm so glad Rafael. *SARCASM*
Optimus Prime: who is this Justin Bieber and why is he on my radio...?
Jack Darby: you were drunk, Optimus.
Bulkhead: well that explains a lot.
Arcee, Miko and 3 others like this.
Ratchet: what the frag
Ratchet: Wheeljack stop beatingh me uop
Ratchet: oww watt te fragh?!:&: jeksp m6!jdkwjsidodlsjsjzkfucknskskslco
Ratchet:
Wheeljack: next time he'll share the high grade.
Bulkhead created a new event; Ratchet's funeral.
Miko Nakadai and Arcee like this.
Ratchet: hey frag head. I'm still alive
Wheeljack: barely.
Arcee: why is there a fish in my chassis?
Jack: ask yourself 'Cee, you're the one who insisted to be ground bridged to God only knows where.
Miko Nakadai: just wait till me jack and raf are old enough to drink!
Rafael Esquivel: speak for yourself. I like to remember what I did that day.
Knock-Out: next time they're drunk I say we find and kill them.
Starscream, Soundwave and 2 others like this.
Miko Nakadai: bulk, I know your secret.
Bulkhead: shit.
Miko Nakadai: you sure spill a lot when you're drunk.
Ratchet: Primus, bulk. How did u get a million dents in your armor.
Bulkhead: like I remember.
Miko Nakadai: you should know Ratch. You're the one that told him to designate a driver.
Ratchet: oh no...
Miko Nakadai: let's just say I have a while to go before I get my license. And I hope fowler can have the government cover the cost for the damage on that one building.
Miko Nakadai: "it's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled."
Bulkhead: damn.
Bulkhead: so who's cleaning the wash racks?
Arcee: not it!
Optimus Prime: Ratchet.
Ratchet: what?!
June Darby: I hope you've all learned your lesson from today.
Optimus Prime: with all due respect ms. Darby, I can't even remember today.
That's it; sorry for the shortness. But how leaving a review and making my day? Pretty please? Thanks!