What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Spoilers for games 1-3. If you change just one little moment of your life, what else changes with it? What if Phoenix had been in the elevator that day? Eventual Miles/Phoenix, also has Diego/Mia. Possible Maya/Franziska while we're at it.

Prompt: A biopic about Cap is made at some point. Between Hollywood taking liberties, attitude towards non American characters and the government wanting to keep some secrets secret, the finished product is different from the actual story.

Jowd painted all the faces he didn't want to forget...but some things are better left to the past...a Jowd/Cabanela fic.

On the long train journey to the Russian Front, facing the prospect of freezing conditions and certain death, what's there to talk about? Written for the Short Story Challenge

Yomiel made the mistake of telling Commander Sith he'd manipulate the most popular singer in the country. But sometimes, even mistakes can be rewarding- especially for a man who only wants to be noticed.

Before he leaves the country forever, there's one thing Yomiel has to take care of. Game Spoilers.

A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Post Apollo Justice, spoilers for everything. Apollo is roped into defending Kristoph Gavin on a charge of murdering his cellmate...Diego Armando.

1-5, "Rise from the Ashes." Seven very different people reflect on what it's like to kill somebody. A series of vignettes.

After the events at the Allebahst/Babahl embassy, Kay reflects on her past, her relationship with her father, and her path in life. Fluffy oneshot.

Two-Face and the Riddler go on a crime spree across America. Hilarity, hi-jinx and ho-yay ensue. -Eventual- slash, but not for a while.

All of Coach Oleander's hard work meant nothing. Or did it? In the end, maybe that pamphlet wound up doing some good after all. A one-shot focusing on Oleander and Raz. No pairings.

HAN-S struggles to come to grips with what he's done and what he is.

Wocky and Machi tell the story of their unusual courtship. Written for the kink meme.

Every chapter is a different couple requested by a reader. All requests will be done, with the exception of inanimate objects or animals x a person. Het, yaoi, and yuri inside. Today's couples: EdgarMilla, MatadorKitty, RazElton and BobbyLaboto.

Oneshot. TFA. Starscream writes a detailed hate letter to Megatron, with several interruptions. Implied slash, craaaaack.

A Propaganda Ministry contest drives Hogan up the wall until he figures out how to turn things around. Just a bit of fun tied together with a very loose plot. Please read and review!

Fourteen-year-old Razputin Aquato is the only one his father can trust to break the curse on their family. Can he and Lili track down the last remaining Galochio before it's too late? :::RazxLili, background MillaxSasha::: NOW COMPLETE!

While teaching his young daughter how to cook, Louis LeBeau is asked a question he knew for years had been coming: “What did you do in the war, Papa?” Made some correction--like the title .

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Hogan's mission to help an important operative send vital information to London keeps being sabotaged by someone he knows.

The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.

A series of different vignettes of Christmas

Just a little bit of a goof arising from speculation about just how Major Hochstetter was perceived by his superiors.

The life and times of one Mikhail Bulgakov. Occurs before, during, and after the game. Oneshot

Linebeck, some time after the events of Phantom Hourglass, sits idly in a bar reflecting on times past. Unfortunately, some nefarious characters jerk him out of his revery, casting him into a situation that challenges everything he has become. Oneshot.

Batman has to borrow one of the files from the Riddler's detective practice, when he notices something suspicious.

Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...

Sometimes it's just nice to have someone who'll listen. BoydChloe. Bit of a sequel to Constellations. R&Rs are greatly appreciated.

Life is hard. Death is harder. Sirius Black’s journey through the veil takes him to a curious state of mortality and a very unexpected destination... Ankh Morpork is about to meet a new kind of wizard. Discworld/Harry Potter crossover.

TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?

TFA, second season spoiler. Sari can’t come to terms with her new self: betrayed by the man she called 'father' and helpless to heal herself, crotchety Autobot Ratchet comes forward with some words of wisdom and a love redefined. SUPER-FLUFF! Sigh.

TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control. LockdownxProwl. DARK

So the top agents for the Bureau split. Does anyone think there aren't going to be consequences? Jeez! Basically, what happens after.

Hellboy goes for a walk to cool his head, and finds something he wasn't expecting.

Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.

Wasp was trapped in the Stockades, and in his own prison of self-hate. However, with a cheerful smile and a wink, Swindle somehow managed to slip in. SwindleWasp, Birthday gift for Ironical Jester.

GEN, SPOILERS FOR ALL 3 PARTS ...a bit of retcon maybe? Oh, and maybe some angst?

A German propaganda stunt leads to Hogan doing something he thought he'd given up for the rest of the war. Please read and review. Thanks.

A murder victim found in a Catholic church brings back uncomfortable memories for Lamont Cranston as The Shadow attempts to find out why the man was killed...and the role of the reluctant priest who refuses to disclose the man's last words.

It wasn't easy, getting used to living in a perfectly safe world again. Primarily Ness/Paula.

When a murder takes place at Lordly Tailor, Mask*DeMasque and Luke Atmey have to join together and catch the killer, all with sparks flying between them. SPOILERS: T&T Case 2; SLASH: LukexRon/HoshiiSugi

Six months later Johnny Blaze heads back to Fort Worth as the FBI comes in to help with the sulphur death cases. Enter Special Agent Stanley Goodspeed, Chemical Weapon’s Expert and a dead ringer for a certain hot headed motorcyclist. GhostRiderThe Rock.

Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bumblebee: organism aiding in the reproduction of flowers by means of transportation of pollen. If only it were that easy.

[Oneshot]Movieverse: Maybe their almost desperate grab at something so warm is their way of assuring themselves that there is something out there that isn’t all fighting and death and loss and…and cold. They are so cold, their friends. So very, very cold.

*Armada* - A sensitive introspect into the unique relationship between Starscream and Alexis.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

Ron DeLite is a total pimp. RonDesireeAdrian, rated M.

[Stranger Than Fiction] One shot: Karen Eiffel kills her characters, but always for a reason.

DH spoilers Nineteen years after Voldemort's fall, the Malfoy name is far from admired. As Scorpius starts school, he struggles between family tradition and doing whatever it takes to regain respect for the Malfoys.

[Movieverse] Eddie never felt like the government told the truth about what happened in Mission City. His search for the truth has led him to more crackpots than a Roswell anniversary, but he's getting closer. But will he like what he finds in the end?

Sam and Mikaela, sittin' on Bumblebee, K I S S I N G...how does Bumblebee feel about this, anyway?

Barbossa proposes a drink, Jack accepts, and both get more than what they bargained for. [JackxBarbossa]Oneshot Post AWE

The Neighborhood Watch has been done away with and the village has cooled down, but while Nick is doing his best to ‘shut off’ and connect, Danny is trying to ‘turn on,’ but is it really what Nick wants anymore? NicholasDanny Hot Fuzz SLASH!

BW. Cheetor got tangled in a web and can't get out. Side note: Tarantulas is a psycho. I'm not so sure about Cheetor. WARNINGS: Slash, noncon of sorts, Tarantulas's POV

UPDATED March 2007! Beast Wars fic, Dinobot and Rattrap centric, slash YAOI warning. Will the rat and the raptor ever learn to get along? And what are Terrosaur and Waspinator plotting against Megatron? Hmm... Intruiging summary, I know. Not.

G1. Takes place during Auto Berserk, a damaged and confused Red Alert teams up with Starscream. Red Alert x Starscream. Warning! Slash and Violence. don't like TF slash, don't click.

G1, S2 - Streetwise learns mail security from Red Alert.

G1, S1 - The aftermath of a Constructicon party can be a messy place.

Beast Wars fic. Oneshot. Rattrap thinks stargazing is a waste of time but, in the end, it's all he can do. RattrapxDinobot.

[Phoenix x Edgeworth] Drabble. Thanksgiving is tea, late at night, between two old friends...

Post Energon. An Autobot rookie isn't satisfied with the way the Autobots are being run, especially when it comes to Inferno's policies. Unfortunately, he's not smart enough to figure out what he dislikes and is just stupid enough to open his mouth.

Carter meets the new Underground contact sent by London ... but the rest of the gang just doesn't believe what he tells them. Please read and enjoy! Now complete.

G1, postTFTM At the end of 'Starscream's Ghost', how did Octane escape? What additional grief did the possessive, vindictive ghost of Starscream inflict on Galvatron? Starscream&Octane, implied Jazz&Prowl.

Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid

BW. The side of Rhinox you'd never suspect, and probably wouldn't like to know. SLASH.

oneshot DiegoxSid. Set shortly after Ice Age II. After all the time he's spent with his herd, Diego still wonders how it all ever happened. tiny bit of spoilers for the new movie

It was Father's Day when young Miles Edgeworth decided to draw a picture.

Sometimes a bond of trust is what's most important. NokoMitsu, 4 parts, YAOI

Sally never had seen the Pumpkin King. How did he look? Was he as evil as her master said? Then, one day, the Pumpkin King himself knocked on their door... Chapter 5 Up! Hallelujah!

Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.

Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.

[G1] Swindle learns a painful lesson written about 4 or 5 years ago, takes place after the episode B.O.T.

Set in the Armada timeline. The Decepticons discover the dangers of warp gate technology.

[Mirrorverse] A quick peek into the future...all the way into the year 2005.

[Energon] Galvatron thinks about his final act as death approaches him. What meaning is there for the life of the Emperor of Destruction? Set in the final episode.

[Sequel to Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores.] When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to the other Decepticons to save them...or else.

FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.

Armada: It takes half a minute to summarize a master plan, half a day to complete it, and an ungodly amount of talent in between to pull it off... and this, Thrust explains, is where he comes in.

Set in Armada. Decepticon training. Ex-Autobots. Hyperactive helicopters. Irritating seekers. Poor Thrust. He didn't sign up for this.

[Energon] Everyone has had trouble in their past. Snowcat and Demolisher are no different. But Demolisher has worked past his demons. What will it take for Snowcat to get past his? [This fic is on hiatus and most likely dead. Don't expect updates soon.]

Armada. My previous fic, of the same title, completely rewritten – a retelling of Starscream's final act in the episode Cramp and the events that led up to it.

A vignette. Gabriel van Helsing wrestles with his conscience, not to mention his memory. [Warning for mild mm slash content.]

How would Depth Charge behave if he survived the final battle with Rampage, and Rampage supposedly didn't?

I wrote this a couple of weeks back before halloween after seeing the episode where the kids leave with the Autobots for Cybertron. It's a poem, just so you know, had it up at Seibertron.com and thought to post it here. Review please!

How did Jack meet AnaMaria? Who were the rum runners who rescued him ten years before? How much does Jack exaggerate his tales?

A switched world where Rampage hunts the murderer Depth Charge

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Perhaps only someone on intimate terms with evil. An origin story for The Shadow 1994 film version.

Hogan must impersonate Klink to fool the Gestapo