Llrael Of The Forest
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Joined 05-07-06, id: 1041416, Profile Updated: 01-05-10
Author has written 1 story for Batman.

Hey all!

My name is Llrael. Currently a first-year maths undergrad at Lincoln College, Oxford.

My many and varied fandoms include the entire Tolkienverse, Forgotten Realms, Garth Nix, Good Omens, an assortment of manga and anime, and a few comics. The current love of my fandom life is Batman (you can tell because it's the only thing I've ever written fic for), but this is subject to change without notice. Top 3 PC games are The Sims 2, Assassin's Creed and Dungeon Keeper 2, in ascending order of awesome.

I like most music, but I prefer the stuff that lasts. This includes European female-fronted metal (Nightwish, Leaves' Eyes, Epica, Diablo Swing Orchestra), new age (Sally Oldfield, Loreena McKennit, Enya, Elane), folk rock (Steeleye Span, Jethro Tull), classic rock (Queen!), a little German industrial (Rammstein and OOMPH!) and Tchaikovsky.

I collect ball-joint dolls, can sew, knit, crochet, weave and spin (drop-spindle and wheel), speak a reasonable amount of German, wear large amounts of black with interesting jewellery and have funny views about religion (namely, that it's a good laugh, providing you don't take it seriously).

If you'd care to know more, you can find me on deviantART, where I do vaguely artistic things.

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Oh Brother, Mine by Ohtze reviews
They were friends, once, and brothers still. In the darkness of the void, Melkor and Manwë meet again. Their music is discordant, and time is a circle.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Manwë, Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
We'll Live Like This Forever by popehippo reviews
50 single sentence challenge from the 1sentence community on LiveJournal, with the pairing of Anders and Garret Hawke. K for some violence and sexual themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
Crime Doesn't Take A Vacation by Miss Interrogative reviews
...or does it? All good villains need a vacation! The Joker, Harvey Dent, and Jonathan Crane take a spectacular trip to Gotham's finest resort. Bad things ensue...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,145 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Military Intelligence by RadarRun reviews
The Battle of the Sexes, shotguns and ten-dollar petunias, now in one handy-dandy package!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Soldier, Pyro - Complete
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The End Of Dustbowl by RadarRun reviews
Servers wear down. Subscribers lose interest. But what will happen in Dustbowl whenever Team Fortress 2 finally closes down?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010
I Have A Knack for Making People Laugh by WordShark reviews
Harriet Vince, registered nobody, has a talent for making things worse for herself. Yes this is one of those idiotic Joker/OC/Batman stories, but I intend to have a good time with my Anti-Mary-Sue, so enjoy! I'm so sorry I never finished this! LOVE YOU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,371 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Of Wishes And Fishes by shewhoguards reviews
A dogfish, a catfish, a wishing ring and a holiday in the North of England. What could go wrong?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Engaging the Senses by Rather.Unusual reviews
RiddlerxTwo Face one shot. Edward discovers a new appreciation for his sense of taste and begins to wonder if each person has their own unique flavour.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Two-Face - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Of Parties, Billionaires and Cupcakes by Unorthodox Potatoes reviews
Meet Bruce Wayne: Billionaire play-boy by day, crime-fighting superhero by night. But his ultimate challenge is one he would never have expected.... There is a Reason why Superheroes never throw parties...DC/Marvel Crossover, Just For Fun
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008
Downfall Raising From The Ashes by SourJane reviews
hi! this is my first story here. it has batman and joker and harley and harvey and my dad and Raven! plz read and review kindly! lol!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
the violet grin by XxXJokersGrrlXxX reviews
what happens when a gothic girl named bella meats teh joker! joker/oc rated M for latter chappies... RNR!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker
Freak Accidents by Checkerboards reviews
Tentacles, polymorphs, and mutants! Where does Gotham get those wonderful freaks?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
SLASH by jarec reviews
Who's posting this stuff, anyway? And why is it all over Gotham City?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
What's the Diagnosis, Doctor Crane? by schizometriclanguage reviews
Scarecrow has Jonathan conduct a running diagnosis of the Bat Man. Mostly because he's something of a fan. Jonathan is kind enough to oblige, having a similar interest himself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Lessons in EVIL by odditycollector reviews
- "Hey, which one of us is the expert at this sort of thing?" asked the demon. "Trust me, nothing says 'Evil' like ninja monkeys with lightsabers."
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Firebird by htebazytook reviews
light Crowley/Aziraphale slash. "In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galleries, and at concerts, compared notes, and smiled."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Ten kisses that may never have happened by Yaseanne reviews
Ten kisses, ten moments in time. Beware the meta. Mulder&Krycek, rated M for language
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Debbie Does the King Among Others by Gypsie Rose reviews
Part 3 of the adventures of Debbie, Parody Sue extraordinaire, as she wanders through Middle Earth in search of cute guys! COMPLETE AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,912 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Complete
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Diary of a Jenova Witness by sadgaybby reviews
Kadaj's Diary of his plan to convert the entire world to Jenovaism, among other things. R&R! Flames will be used to roast food for Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
The Ducks at St James Park by C.T Saiyukily Twisted reviews
Sometimes, we do not realize that the capability of ducklings to observe their surroundings goes beyond differentiating the types of secret agent bread. Especially when it comes to a certain angel and demon.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Who Stole the Tarts? by Tendo Rei reviews
A latenight murder of one of Gotham's elite, two suspects who claim to hate each other. What's really going on? contains slashy goodness
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
The Big Five Zero Zero by Sisanae reviews
Hundreds of candles, stalker dwarves and a mysterious visitor...just what IS going on at Crossroad Keep?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Crossroad Keep's Snow Day by Sisanae reviews
It's winter in Crossroad Keep, so the Captain and her companions celebrate the only way they know how...SNOWBALL FIGHT!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Sugar Rainbow Breakfast Cereal by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The Horsepersons attend an annual meeting to discuss their accomplishments, and Pollution is particularly proud of his. FaminePollution if you tilt your head and squint.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
The Buddhist Baths by Vaguely Downwards reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Wyze Lies by Erestor reviews
Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Heaven and Hell by Baby Morrison reviews
Gabriel was expelled from heaven in the past, supposedly for dictating the Qur'an to Arabic scribes, but could there be another reason? (Yes, I have stooped so low as to SLASH the Bible.)
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005
A Hidden File by Pishivee reviews
Elrohir and Elladan uncover a file full of all the secret information about The Lord of the Rings Characters you could want! These are all true facts from the Silmarillion and the appendicies of The Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Elrohir - Complete
The Purpose of Lore by Melannen Halfelven reviews
Erestor believes he has no purpose in the modern Arda, but he soon finds one . . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Erestor - Complete
Erestor's Least Favorite Day by Earendil Eldar reviews
Erestor's least favorite day of the year rolls around again and Glorfindel tries to help, in his own unique way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Young Lords III: The Greenwood Experience by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Galdor visit Prince Thranduil's home in the Greenwood. Madness predictably ensues, including encounters with dungeons, giant spiders, and pipeweed. Third in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Smegging of the Shire by Stigandr reviews
After Middle Earth has been ruined by tourism due to the success of the recent films, a young hobbit sets off on a journey with his friend Gary the Gray to defeat the Dark Lord responsible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. Maybe. Pls R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Lets Fight A Battle Again! by The Sugarfaerie reviews
To the tune of the Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Features highkicking elves and singing Uruks. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
The Deceased Characters' R&R Centre by The Sugarfaerie reviews
R&RRest & Recuperation. Featuring Boromir, a mortally challenged Haldir, Sirius Black, Hamlet and many more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie reviews
The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Legolas and the Underrated Part of His Anatomy by Celestra reviews
The most underrated part of Legolas' anatomy saves him from a terrible fate. Bit of a MarySue parody sarcastic humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Young Lords II: Welcome to Imladris by Sanaryelle reviews
Prince Thranduil is unwillingly sent to Imladris on an errand, and Glorfindel concocts an evil plan to get rid of him. A stressed out Elrond and way too calm Erestor also feature. Second in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Ranger Song by Maya reviews
Monty Python, meet LoTR. LoTR, meet Monty Python. Oops.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Do I Have Any Volunteers? by JF8201 reviews
Lord Elrond has a few conversations concerning the choosing of the fellowship. Written for the HASA New Members Challenge 2005 to 2006
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Elrond, Bilbo B. - Complete
Rest And Recreation by Raksha The Demon reviews
Boromir has reached Imladris. Now that he's there, and the Council of Elrond has taken place, Boromir the Bold is one bored captain. What does a soldier do for fun in such a quiet, restful place? Dedicated to Lady Branwyn. Second Place, MEFA 2006
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Boromir, Glorfindel - Complete
He Just Needs A Hug by Cheez Socks reviews
In an attempt to be the hero of Middleearth and have Legolas fall for her, MarySue tried to show Sauron the error of his ways.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Two Hobbits, an Elf, and Pink Hairspray by Zeiphyx reviews
AU, ancient Crack!Fic. Our two favourite hobbits get hold of a can of pink hairspray... Oh, the possibilities! They drug a certain, rather image conscious elf in his sleep and if you want to know what happens click that little blue title :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
With only a hint of self mockery by Mesopotamia reviews
Parody of Haldir&girl gets dropped into ME fics. Only one chapter. Supposed to be humorous. If your eyes bleed, please consult a doctor. This short ficlet isn't quite THAT bad.....at least I don't think so.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Haldir - Complete
Do You hear the Nazgul Cry by Darkaus reviews
Had this poem in my head for a long time, kind of a bouncy tempo to it, which is a little wierd... but cool! gotta love the Witch King!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Among the Mumakil by Erestor reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Words by moredread reviews
Conflict between Glorfindel and Erestor. Erestor's POV. 'I came so terribly close to hating you, yesterday...' Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
When Gandalf Doesn't Like You by CrystalFNfire reviews
Gandalf is fed up and done with Mary Sues falling into Middle Earth all over the place. So, he decides to give one a taste of her own medicine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sincerely Yours by West Trekker reviews
The Valar would like to address the Mary Sues!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
PPCing from response center 72: The Rubyflame file by those vaguely akin to humanity reviews
COMPLETE Come and read tales of woe and Suekilling from the files of Response Center 72. Agent Myth's new to this. Agent Isabel's not. Care to see who's more effective?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Young Lords I: Pass the Dorwinion by Sanaryelle reviews
What happens when you mix a young Elrond, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Erestor, Galdor, and a bottle of the finest Dorwinion? Read to find out! First in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
A Tale of Erestor and Rather Large Books by Malara reviews
After spending hours and hours cleaning his, I mean, THE library, Erestor is rather... distraught to see that Glorfy has succeeded in destroying it… [ONE SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
GilSalad and the Chicken Wings by Bingalicious Midnight reviews
This is a parody. Repeat: This is a parody. It came to me in the shower when I was twelve... that should tell you something. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
An Elflord's Patience by Aelaer reviews
Elrond Peredhel has quite a lot of patience, but even he can lose his temper. And as the Council of Elrond is interrupted once again, a few Sues find that even the Lord of Rivendell can lose it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Last Nerve by ShellMel reviews
[COMPLETE] At Rivendell, the race of Men, Elves, and Dwarves clash. Arwen and Erestor try to settle a rift between Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Good Advice by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Ripples of Chaos by Earendil Eldar reviews
This is a spinoff of Chaos Theory exploring Glorfindel and Erestor's attitudes and feelings toward each other. Yes, it is a slash fic, but otherwise as canon as possible. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,365 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Snow and the Seven Environmentalists by Erestor reviews
Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
I Did WHAT! by Catmint reviews
Set directly after Inebration in Mirkwood. Glorfindel is summoned to Elrond's office as it transpires that not all events from the celebration feast have been retained in the memory of the HalfElf's mind...Humour fic. Read Inebriation first.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The King and It by Catmint reviews
Eomer fails to recall the wise words that one should never refer to a young mother's baby as it unless they want serious trouble. He also fails to acknowledge the danger of doing so to his sister...Humour fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Inebriation in Mirkwood by Catmint reviews
In celebration of the birth of Prince Legolas, the Rivendell Elves travel to Mirkwood. Somewhere along the line, though, someone has neglected to inform Elrond of the strength of the wine...Humour fic, featuring a drunk Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,624 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
The Imladris Insanity Syndrome by Kellen reviews
Estel and Legolas return from a hunting trip to find the twins up to their old tricks. Fiwen finds the foulest creature she's ever encountered, and Eldabeth resolves never to visit Imladris again. Involves mud, blood, sleeping draughts, and more mud.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Debbie Does The Two Towers by Gypsie Rose reviews
The ultimate parody selfinsertion is back to save MiddleEarth! So many cute guys, so little time ... Sequel to Debbie Does the Fellowship. THE EXTENDED EDITION!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,960 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
Return of the Ranger by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Just Like Old Times by Erestor reviews
The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Rain in Rivendell by Catmint reviews
Torrential rain and bored twin sons of Elrond is never a good combination.....! Pranks and mischief galore! Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Cast It In! by Mushroom Soup reviews
Short story about something to do with Mount Doom, starring Elrond and Isildur. Surprise ending.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Elrond: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
So you've bought yourself an ELROND model. Congratulations! But remember, an Elf is for life and the lives of your children's grandchildren, not just for Christmas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your woodelf serviced and servicable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
A Story of What Is by Meixia reviews
A post-Existence story where Alex Krycek has survived, but now he has nowhere left to turn except to Fox Mulder. slashy.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2004 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder
The Fall of Gilgalad by Unheard Chime reviews
Gil-galad was an Elven-king"... So Sam says in FotR. But Tolkien never completed the poem, so I have taken up the task of finishing "The Fall of Gil-galad." R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep by Erestor reviews
Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Eomer - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
PPC: Troll Division by The Troll Hunters reviews
PPC recruits Leelee and Saphie, under the tutelage of neurotic Agent Marokee Brin, learn what it takes to protect Middle-Earth from the scourge of trollfic. Personality conflicts, garden gnomes, and meatloaf obsessions abound!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2003
Debbie Does the Fellowship by Gypsie Rose reviews
The only parody LOTR Mary Sue fanfic you'll ever need! Debbie lands in Middle Earth, joins the Fellowship and bags ALL the cute guys. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Apartment 42 by drewbug reviews
Krycek searches Mulder's apartment. Slashy tones.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/1999 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder - Complete
Easy Money reviews
Two-Face and the Riddler go on a crime spree across America. Hilarity, hi-jinx and ho-yay ensue. -Eventual- slash, but not for a while.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Two-Face
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