This was a pretty good read. It was very entertaining and had me laughing out loud in some parts. I never have actually read lord of the rings or watched the movies, but I feel like you matched the characters to there of counterparts quite well. This makes me want to check out the movies so bonus points there. All though you retconned halder for some reason, it’s not and issue. SO good read and Good Laughs. (I sincerely hope your not like the sues, They really are awfully people aren’t they)

I don't even have a good reaction except that was hilarious and thank you

Éomer is never gonna live this down...
Alerting the therapists...

... "identical looks of disownment"

Ok, that's it, that is officially the funniest chapter. I absolutely could not contain the laughter when Éowyn and Arwen played their Little Trick.

I love how the writing in the Sue story seems to gradually get worse. Idk if you meant for that to happen, but I love it.

OH NO FARAMIR YOU'RE NOT OK

Woot

Poor Legolas... But... Why did they have to stop him from throwing it in the fire?...

Aragorn calling desperately for a healer was one thing I never thought I'd see, like wow dude.

"Brain-retardant" awkward Éomer is my new favorite thing

Everything about that was hilarious, this is going to be good...

TREEMOUSTACHE
On a less scandalous note, I'm very excited for Thranduil to join the party.

Oof, poor Haldir, Eomer, and Legolas.

Well now I think Glorfindel has an idea of what he's gotten into. And now Aragorn has his own Sue... Poor guy.