"That textbook is like a thousand years old. It still refers to Dementors as Ringwraiths!"
"So, you're smarter than whoever wrote this book? You're smarter than...Merlin?"
-AVPS

The name's Melissa. I'm 21 years old and about three months away from graduating college.

Some of my favorite things? Ronin Warriors/ Yoroiden Samurai Troopers, all things Tolkien, The Percy Jackson series, the Lost Heroes series, The Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Twilight, Ouran, Jane Austen, the Tudor era of history, and many moree :)

"It's all semantics."
"It's not semantics at all."
"Note to self: Look up the word 'semantics'."
-Psych

"Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death."
"You're a neat kid."
-Cougar Town

"Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tine fork."
"Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas."
-The Big Bang Theory

"People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them."
-Gilmore Girls

"If embracing all lifestyles will lead me to hell, then I'll see you all there. It's going to be one incredibly tolerant and happy inferno." -Alex Gaskarth

"So Mac, you figure this is a two-man job?"
"I could use a third man, if you know anyone."
"I do, but I wouldn't call her the 'third man' to her face."
-Burn Notice

"Well, remember all those annoying quirks she had before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her PERSONALITY? ...Well, they're all back. And she's picked up like nine new ones!"
"So why'd you bring her HERE? There are people here!"
-Friends

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,' and then there's A--"
"No, E. E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
-Harry Potter

"The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
-Juno

"I was never mad at you."
"Oh, I guess I just assume that people are mad at me when they say that they're going to put me in the ground."
-Reba

"The retest is tomorrow. Outside. Rain or shine. But...I'd plan for rain. Because I'm bringing a hose."
-Scrubs

"He's the first guy I've felt like this for in a long time...who's not an arrow-shooting Elf from the Lord of the Rings."
-Will and Grace

"Yeah, and I heard Shakespeare didn't write the Great Gatsby until he was almost ninety!"
"...Jimmy, almost every word in that sentence was wrong."
-Yes Dear

And in the end, we can all call a friend
That's something that I know is true
And in a thousand years and a thousand tears
I'll come finding my original crew.
-O.A.R.