Cazrolimehide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Lord of the Rings, Animorphs, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-overs, Heroes, BioShock, and Web Shows. Hahahaha what am I doing with my life. I'm Caz. I usually write original fiction these days, but sometimes I still do fan stuff that isn't roleplay. For the interested, I blog derpy things under hypnoplasmids.tumblr and draw even derpier things as elliekin.deviantart. Most recently I bum Marble Hornets, Supernatural, Bioshock, Homestuck, Silent Hill and Lord of the Rings (forever and ever amen). Anyway, this has been a profile. |
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Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence. 2020 Remastered Edition in chapters 51 onwards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 49,175 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
Bitterly Ever After by The Dork of York reviews
Stella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 303,209 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James N. - Complete
BioShock Explained from a Moron's Point of View by Atomic Cube reviews
My plane crashed... But I've found land. How very mysterious. Rapture... Wow, an underwater city so... OH EM GEE IS THAT A WHALE? I'll write more if people like it.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
How Andrew Ryan Built Rapture by Loinbread reviews
A captivating and, one might say, illuminating look into the complex prospect of building an underwater metropolis. Extensively researched based on both existing and theoretical technology, this is perhaps the closest anyone will get to comprehending it.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Chocolate covered Hatorisan by hatsys cafe reviews
An extremely crazy line by line fic involving all of your favourite zodiac members
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Hatori S. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Rover and The Super Walmart by Grrittss reviews
AU pepoel work at walmart and Voltemort kills harry but he comes up as a ghost and visits OC, the son of Ron and Mcgonnagle. Tehn stuf happins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - OC, Harry P.
Into Nirvana by kenzimone reviews
For the first time in years, Mohinder Suresh feels something akin to hope stir in the recesses of his soul.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Mohinder S. - Complete
A Parody of Character by TheMidgetBee reviews
AnkhMorpork is under seige! And the culprits are a group of strangely familiar young women...Now with added voting section: you get to choose what happens next. Ooh...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
My Friendliest by GreenWood Elf reviews
The correspondence of Lord Cutler Beckett and his wife in England.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Judgment of Jack Sparrow by Mengde reviews
What fate awaits our favorite pirate beyond the mortal plane? To what afterlife will he be sent? And might he have something to say about the final decision? Of course he does... he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Humorous little oneshot. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Animorph Uncut by Edriss reviews
Written in responce to a challenge set by Sinister Shadow. It's set during the making of Andalite Chonicles the Movie...read more to find out.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Visser Three's Diary by Sinister Shadow reviews
[Part One of the Visser Diaries Trilogy] What happens when supervillains leave their utmost personal diaries exposed? Why, THIS of course. Follow Visser Three on his less than professional life experiences... in the personal life we've never heard about.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,157 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Just Acting Out by SilverCaladan reviews
No worries, Dad. I'm everything you want from me and worse.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
The University Morphing Club by aizxana reviews
What if morphing became a popular sport? Two first year university students decide to join the university morphing club to see what all the fuss is about. Can they handle the rush, or will they get so caught in it all that they forget to go to lectures?
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006
The Importance of Being a Hobbit by Lamiel reviews
A Fellowship story. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Quillian reviews
One shot! An odd tale of friendship between a human and a Yeerk...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darkness Settles by arctique48 reviews
Two souls lost. A vague expression of my boredom. Short and sweet...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
Eggses by Juliet Anders reviews
". . . suddenly Gollum remembered thieving from nests long ago, and sitting under the riverbank teaching his grandmother, teaching his grandmother to suck – 'Eggses' he hissed. 'Eggses, it is'"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Smeagol
While they walked by Unhobbity Hobbit reviews
During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,870 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Peregrin T., Boromir
Who Says MarySues Are Nothing But Trouble? by balrogthane reviews
Product of the author's twisted mind. Rated for highly unpleasant ideas. Read at your own risk. COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Complete
OLD: The Hopefully NonMagic Diary of Ginny Weasley by seven years reviews
She's failing potions, she doesn't have a boyfriend-and she's positive that the whole school is insane. How is she to survive? Maybe taking off the mask she wears will help-and maybe someone is hiding in the shadows, helping her do just that. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Dark Mirror by Trust No One reviews
Days before reaching Mt Doom, Frodo makes a decision to protect Sam at all costs from the Ring’s evil influence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
When All Other Lights Have Gone Out by Avelera reviews
A Dark AU. What if Sam had killed Gollum before Frodo claimed the Ring? What if the Dark Lord claimed the Ring and made Frodo his servant? And what if his servant’s first charge was to punish the Fellowship? HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2003 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Cast Away by Kielle reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2003
The MarySue Humane Society by Soul of Frodo reviews
The PPC is wonderful, but there are so many Sues and so few agents! A twist on PPC/OFUM, with many LotR character studies and much silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Legolas
Valinor At Last by Soul of Frodo reviews
Complete, utter spoiler for RotK. After 61 years, Sam has finally come to Valinor. Resulting sap. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A Good Try by Golden-i reviews
A good attempt at getting a new Animorph.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/1999
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Noirble Hornets reviews
He slunk into the room like a drowned wolf, all snarl and soggy hair. I knew this palooka. Name of Alex Kralie, a man in the business of movies who'd passed me a buck or two to help him out when P.I. work was slow.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2011 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Things That I Can't Remember reviews
Marble Hornets. The first transformation into the Masked Man. No actual masks, but a lot of freaky mind stuff to make up for it.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Baby is Now a Year Old reviews
Oneshot, genfic. Fontaine goes to take a look at a certain young man's progress.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Frank F., Jack R. - Complete
Unwelcome Epiphany reviews
There’s only so oblivious one man can be, and Chandra reaches his limit when a murder takes place practically under his nose. But he’s far from happy about it.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Chandra S. - Complete
Countdown To Midnight reviews
Sylar finally gives in to the desire for infamy and shows off his acquired powers to Chandra, hoping that the geneticist will come round to his way of thinking. It doesn’t go as planned.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Chandra S. - Complete
Nostalgia reviews
A long time ago, a girl named Sarah Ellis was in love. SylarxEden. Fallout spoilers.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Eden M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Special reviews
For years, you pretend. You fake a kiss. You act out care by rote. And then you wake up, one day, and realise that you stopped pretending long ago. SylarxHeidi. Huge fat 5YG spoilers.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Heidi P. - Complete
He's Leaving Home reviews
Gabriel tries to tell his mother that he’s moving out of the family home. '6 Months Ago' and 'The Hard Part' spoilers.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Beyond reviews
This was a power they did not know he had, though it was through their efforts that he’d acquired it. Massive 'How to Stop an Exploding Man' spoiler.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Intuitive Aptitude reviews
Mohinder Suresh’s car has given up the ghost in about the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as South Dakota: a terrible frustration for Sylar, and not just because it's lengthening the hours before he can evolve himself again. Spoilers for 'Run'.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Eragon: The Remix reviews
Actually very little to do with Eragon... but it has ninjas instead! Crossovers with Eragon, PotC with DMC spoiler, LotR, Dr Who and H2G2, and with various multifandom references. Oneshot. Enjoy.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
The Pursuit reviews
I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life. Oneshot, spoiler for Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Plotholes! reviews
Take 1 summary, mix with humour and a sprinkling of plot, and bake for 42 minutes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
The Mistake reviews
Joan's friend Tobias has gone missing, and no one can tell her where he is. But on her search for the truth, she gets caught up in something bigger than she ever imagined...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006
The Blatant Ripoff of the Rings reviews
The imaginatively named One Ring has been found by the most unlikely person imaginable: a Furry Short Person named Fenchurch. Can she travel to the dreaded Mallmart, there to destroy It? Who knows? I don't. OUT OF HIATUS!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 3/6/2004
Gravel and Snow reviews
Oneshot. Emma Collins has fallen into Middle earth: not the easiest place to survive in... What might REALLY happen if a teenage girl randomly fell into Middle-earth? Not a comedy, guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Friendship reviews
Poem. In Mordor, Frodo tries to tell Sam how he feels. New: It's post RotK, and Sam's in denial.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Depressing Alternate End reviews
AU. The Quest balances upon the edge of a knife, and so many things could go wrong... Warning: ROTK spoiler. Sort of. Complete... at least, unless I think of another chapter... I may or may not write about the Shire... dun dun dun!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The One Ring: a sonnet reviews
Wrote this in English donkeys' years ago. What do you think?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2004
The Truth about the One Ring reviews
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! At last: the true story of Sauron's Ring and the scam that almost tipped Middle-earth into eternal darkness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004
That Darn Arwen reviews
Just a little rant made into a song for a barbershop quartet. Kind of random to be honest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004
