Michelle teaches Latin and Greek, an occupation she has desired since she decided that any more grad school (and, more to the point, teaching at university) was going to lead her straight to the mental ward. Despite the adage, Michelle can, in fact, do, and has chosen, therefore, to teach. As it happens, teaching high school students is way cooler than teaching at university.

Most of her fanfic is complete crap, but she figures that's okay since most of it was written in 2000, before she was actually an adult. She leaves it up on the internet as a reminder that false pride is a terrible, rotten thing. Unless you want to hurt your brain, you may wish to avoid most of this stuff.

Michelle is also perversely excited about her uid on this website, but only because it shows what a giant loser she is.