Ah, this was hilarious! I suppose it was meant to be hilarious. The 'mayonnaise' part really cracked me up. Well done!

This chapter was RIDICULOUSLY amusing. Jack not being able to convey decent instructions...

I randomly found this story while browsing another users favourites and I've already cracked up several times so far :D

As for this chapter - I am a slash fan. I am not however a Pirates of the Caribbean slash fan. Even if I was, I honestly would have no problems with this as badly written slash is bad no matter what fandom it's in.

HAPPY NOODLE BOY! OMGWTFBBQ!

I love these. I'm so glad you put Slash! Jack in here, because I've seen a lot of Jack/Will fics, and it gets on my nerves. You can't change that kind of stuff, people!

Another great idea would be something like "The Many Mary-Sue Faces for a Certain Jack Sparrow," and it would contain all the possible Sues...

"I thought the Navy just hung pirates. This whole torture thing is a bit odd, don't you think?"

"Well, yes," admitted Norrington. "But I've been written as a pompous jerk who likes nothing more than to torture you. So, torture you I shall."

Yeah, I've come across a couple fics like that. James should sue those writers for slander.

So I actually do like Will/Jack slash, but so many people will write stories like ch. 6 it's hilarious! Really lovin this by the way. XD

I LOVE Timmi Platinum's attempts to look sexy. Classic, man.

*Pie to the izzle*

Heh...I've nothing against slash, but you nailed the bad ones (there are a lot of bad slash fics, admit it, people).

I love the oh-so-subtleness and Will's collapse. Epic. ;D

*Pie to the izzle*

Everytime I read THIS chapter, I laugh so hard, that I can't look at tea with a straight face for the next few days. XD

Please update this hilarious story.

Painful? Kind of like having an illiterate beaver gnawing on your leg while somehow managing to scream Queen songs at the top of it's voice while sounding like Cher... Poor Freddie Mercury never stood a chance...

Let it be noted that i tried to hold a moment of silence for Alcholic! Jack

Key word tried

I almost bursted a Blood vessel doing it!

Your Fic is hilarious! :D

Oh my fucking god. This chapter was so freaking hilarious, I was laughing like a complete and utter moron the entire time!

Your sense of humor is great! -giggles- I swear, this left me in tears. You've got it spot on with the whole slash thing between the two characters, and mixed with your humor, it was great. I love you for writing this.

-snickers-

Liz

Have you ever heard of Happy Noodle Boy? This chapter is very reminiscent of it.

I have no idea why, but this chapter forcibly reminded me of One Piece. Maybe my brain's broken.