you called gimli ugly, and for that you must die

This is hilarious! Keep writing please!

I thoroughly enjoyed this story when I first found it and I can always come back to it when I need to laugh. I really hope you end up continuing sometime soon you're a wonderful writer!

Thoroughly enjoyed this. You have an excellent grasp of fanfic tradition

What do I say to this? What do I say to this INSANTIY?
"Hi."
That's what I'll say. (That's a good thing, by the way.)
UPDATE AGAIN!
Galu!

Amazingly hilarious! I enjoyed reading every bit, it gave me a huge laugh! Please continue!

Please, please, please continue this! This is the funniest thing I have ever read!

I cannot wait for the big Rivendell party. Update!

This is amazing. Continue. Please?

You. Need. To. Update. I can see that you have posted an update within the last year, (btw, happy new year, everybody!) but that was MONTHS ago. You need to update! I need the laughter that this brings me. I WANTS IT. I NEEDS IT. I MUST HAVE THE LOLz.

Hehe. Wow.

You haven't updated in, like, ever.

That last line...hehe...wow...

Poor Boromir. Guy never gets any credit except for the horn.

Hmm...I'm not 17...or mature in any case...

"Sentences later, everyone is ready to stop and make camp so that Sky might have a highly personal and alarmingly IRRELEVANT conversation with each member in turn."
I feel as if I am slightly guilty of this offense...

Dude...stop...I'm dying...of laughter... *gasps for air*
On the other hand, don't stop.
Then, on a third hand (if I even had a third hand), I'm not done reading yet...