"Louie's morgue. You stab 'em we slab 'em."

lol! I love that line! Hmm... maybe I should use that next time I answer the phone...

This is only the 19th time I have reread this story. With all it's little errors and such I still think you did a great job with it and that I can still find things to laugh about let alone push the review button or the next chapter button. Good job Tina. Hope you and your family are doing well

GAH! You meanie! SEQUEL! Hurry! Must. Know. What. Happens. Next! Please!

Aw, I love that song! This story is just so great!

This was really funny! I was cracking up and my sisters were looking at me like i was insane

Great story, I have reviewed this before, but I wanted to add it to my favorite stories list.

i loved the story, i cant wait to read the next one... good job... _

your friends daughter,

ToHotForTV

Hello,

Great story soo far...

everyone loves starbucks! _

anyways,

cant wait to finish it,

bye bye

Cliffhanger. *Twitches* Lovely.

So Sauron's army has taken over the South? Bummer. But on the bright side, it might quiet down the religious fanatics - wait. It'll just have them preaching that the Apocalypse has come, or something of the like. Sauron's armies and religious fanatics all rolled into one. The only thing worse would be if it were election year - and oh, crap, it is. So basically, it's hell on earth. Whoot.

I'll update whenever I feel like it or the death threats get to be too much - whichever happens first.

great last chapter (boo-hoo)! Hurry with the sequel...you can't leave us hanging for too long!

Hurricane Charley smashed through FL...no POWER for maybe 3 -5 days...I may have to seriously hurt someone...can't email or upload...may lose what little mind I have left. Had to take hotel room to survive heat...will email you as soon as possible...

I finally finished reading your whole story! That was so funny! Sad about Jacob though. And everyone ignoring Tina now! The robbing of Wal-Mart was hilarious though! EEP! Tina's pregnant! Bad, bad Haldir! Post your new ficcy soon, please! I'm dying to start reading the sequel! Post it soon!

[gasp] YOU'RE PREGYNANT! Sorry... still can't spell it right... Anyway I love Oreos! _ Just finished a box a while ago... _ Anyway I now know your real age! _ YOU'RE 26 YEARS OLD! _ Now the whole world shall know and bow down to me for revealing the secret that no one knows except you and your friends and relatives! _ BWAHAHAHAHA! And yes I read your journal in aol and I like the picture of EW there! He's so shiny... But I've seen him look like Peter Parker and he's SO sweet for visiting those sick kids! I'm glad I fell for a good guy but he still smokes so he's killing us both... O.O Anyway can't wait for the sequel! Extra long review for the last chappy! I know where you live so you better hurry up! _

Great chapter! Haldir and Tina get together...hobbits solidarity...Elrond's eyebrow thing...I really liked it, and can't wait for the next!

Note to your A/N - of course you've lost your mind...that what makes you a good writer. We're all a little off.

Also, thanks big time for the shout out!

I'm still recovering from that little scene there but I have to admit your Elvish was good! _ TELL SNOW CRYSTALS THAT IT IS ME! I AM THE ONLY UNIQUE NIEnnA AND I AM THE DAUGHTER OF LORD ELROND AND I WAN'T EVEN MENTIONED IN THE MOVIE! Or maybe it's becasue I made myself his daughter... [goes to check on Elrond and then Birth Certificate] Um... Nevermind? _ Anyway I still can't believe I can drive, I mean I can drive race cars and bumper cars yes but I only drove a car, ONCE in my whole 12 year old life and that was in my DREAMS! But thankies for giving me the experience! _

oiy i feel for this impersanator that poor poor thing