Obscura Wildehide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Dragon Age. My FanFiction account has been active for 5 years and I must say, I'm not much proud of my past works. I'll just keep my old stories here to amuse me. 13 year old me has a way of making me laugh. So, if you managed to pick up a little bit of information about me from that little introduction, good for you! If not, I'm Jessie and thank you for stumbling into my humble abode. I am 18, if you couldn't do the Math, and I have come back to FanFiction to satiate my thirst for good fics and maybe even post my own. I must warn you though. My knees turn into jelly once placed near a certain King of Ferelden and a certain Apostate Spirit Healer. | |||||||
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Mistakes by Cadsuane reviews
AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,874 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Loghain M. T., Maric T.
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Mabari & Magus by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A dog's best friend is his mage. And vice versa. A series of random drabbles of no particular chronological order centered around Sabhya Amell and Blossom. Rating 'T' for mild language.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Amell, Dog
Armour by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Series of linked shorts. Morgana Amell and her companions all have their own personal battles - whether it's finding your family, betrayal, or learning to trust. What you don't see in the game, or a different perspective on what you do.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 129 - Words: 83,211 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Stars by Janec Shannon reviews
Alistair/F!Mage The story of the two remaining Grey Wardens and their journey to save Ferelden. Ch74: Kallia and Alistair have an interesting talk about fire and magic.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 170,115 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alistair, Surana
Mages' Pride by tyrna reviews
Cassandra Amell is a mage and Grey Warden. Follow her through her adventures, including meeting both a bastard prince and a wanted apostate. Warden/Alistair and Warden/Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Amell, Anders
On the Run by Ashfae reviews
Post-game fic following Hawke and company after the events at the Gallows. Mine was a sarcastic rogue Hawke who friendmanced Anders. What she is now - and what they are, if anything - remains to be seen.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - unknown 1, Anders
Beautiful Disaster by celtic-twinkie reviews
Anders and Solana Amell, the hero of Ferelden and the Commander of the Grey meet up again. Hilarity ensues. Comments & reviews are happily welcomed!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Anders, Amell
Aftermath by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
One-shot. Post-Blight, so some endgame spoilers. The new Warden recruits muse on their commander, and whether the rumours surrounding him are true...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Alistair - Complete
Naughty in Nature by jen4306 reviews
A collection of short adventures - all Naughty in Nature, as the name suggests!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,307 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
Guide Me Home by waiting4morning reviews
Post DA2: A life on the run is interrupted when something happens to Anders and he is forced to account for the things he's done...things he can't remember doing. How will he rebuild a life he can't remember having with a woman who is a stranger to him?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Anders, unknown 1 - Complete
Unfinished Business by lisakodysam reviews
When Anders & Nate are reunited in the Deep Roads of Kirkwall after six years apart, something more than the matter of Anders' desertion from the Grey Wardens remains unresolved between them. M for slash, language and dark content. AU
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,214 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Anders, Nathaniel H. - Complete
Bereft by Fluid Consciousness reviews
What happens when Duncan decides to recruit Amell into the Wardens even after she'd undergone the Rite of Tranquility? Would she prove to be an invaluable asset, or would the consequences be dire?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,720 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Amell, Alistair
Life on Thedas by Hazza137 reviews
A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,422 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Healing Anders by Smamurai reviews
Anders falls ill and Hawke has to nurse him back to health.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
Countdown To Midnight by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
This is not the man she fell in love with. DA2.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Anders, Hawke - Complete
032: A Bite of Home by Rhiononon reviews
A man far from home will do much for a taste of it, when the foreign land he is in has so many differences that the things that are similar are only startling and at times painful. Het
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Zevran A., Amell - Complete
Aftermath by CouslandSpitFire reviews
F!Cousland/Alistair; Strong Sexual Content; The only way to ensure that they will survive the slaying of the Archdemon, is to perform the forbidden ritual. Afterwards, Alistair needs her to help wash away the taint this ritual brought with it.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Definitely Undrunk by CouslandSpitFire reviews
F!Cousland/Alistair;Sexual Content When Alistair finds himself and the Warden in a room in the town's little tavern,he is quite sure that he is not as drunk as she is. When she starts to tease him, though, who is he to resist? He is a weak man, after all
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Reprieve by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke is determined that Anders will have one day to himself. Unexpectedly, Justice agrees to leave. F!Hawke/Anders DAA
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2011 - unknown 1, Anders - Complete
If We Kill Him, We Might As Well Join Loghain by Sarah1281 reviews
Alistair wasn't happy about it, of course, but Angélique knew that if they didn't spare Zevran and allow him to come along then they would, ultimately, be forced to conclude that Loghain was right and they were all too dangerous to be allowed to live.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Moving On by evie vie reviews
The last thing the Warden-Commander wants in Amaranthine is romance, and it's all that smarmy yellow-haired bastard's fault. Amell, post-Origins and post-Alistair; cameos from Elissa Cousland and Anders. No Awakening spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Trust by Hollywithaneye reviews
A bit of Amell/Alistair fluff, set immediately post-Connor Fade. For the ladies and gents of swooping is bad.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Amell, Alistair - Complete
Into the Dark by Rainfallen reviews
Alistair and Amell meet one last time in Orzammar.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Frodo and Sam by Whispers of a Nameless fear reviews
This is my version of Lord of the Rings. In which Sam is not Samwise but, Samantha. Frodo/Sam Non-slash. *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 68,828 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Mi Mancherai by lvsthmvmnt reviews
About a girl who falls into ME. Will she follow them to the end or will she crack under pressure? OFCFrodo. NOT a MS, not your typical fromance. updated and rewritten.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Frodo B.
Fan Girls United by THECheeseTurkey reviews
The Fan girls of FGU are after someone, and what they what they get or the world faces their horrible pink vengence! Someone must stop them and it is up to Legolas, Cheesy and friends. Concerns evil grandmas, cheese, turkeys, girl scout cookies and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
ASS: The Anti Sue School by Moaner Ninepins reviews
Everyone knows of the elite team of agents, born and trained to the task of hunting down the most evil of literary creations: Mary Sues. But where do they come from? Here you get a behind the scenes look in what it takes to become a Sue Slayer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005
It Is You I Had Loved by WickedHobbitoftheWest reviews
A Frodo and OC romance.This story takes place before, during, and after the War of the Ring. Meet Hazel Underhill who hates our beloved Frodo Baggins and he in turn hates her. But when Frodo returns to Buckland will this relationship between them change..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,342 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Frodo B.
A Very Meriadoc Christmas by Faramir Fancier reviews
Just in time for the Holidays, Merry has decided to host his own Christmas Special, complete with home movies from other people in Middle Earth! Contains everyone's favorite people, and commentary from Pippin, the co-host. Good Family Fun! Still going, ev
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Sunny Acres Retirement Facility by Faramir Fancier reviews
Well, all the stars live in an apartment complex! Includes twisted love, drunken hobbits, parties, another twisted love, and some more funny stuff! Promises to be good and entertaining! Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,642 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
What Merry and Pippin Do All Day by lotrluv reviews
Gandalf in a bathrobe, Elrond in a biker jacket, Galadriel's psychiatrist, The Washer of Doom, Gay ninja hobbits, what else would you want in a merry and pippin fic? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,405 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
You don't even want to know by felinefairy91 reviews
Hello pplz! This is a story where you don't even WANT to read but if you're really that curious then be my guest, but don't say that I didn't warn you! LOTR HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
Stuck Where I Don't Belong by Lilly Baggins reviews
Somehow, a girl named Lynn is taken to Middle Earth, and just in time for the Quest! Chapter 1 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
The Tower of Cirith Ungol by Luthien0916 reviews
What really happened to Frodo during his time in the Tower of Cirith Ungol? Here's what could have happened...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B. - Complete
LOTR Christmas Songs by Horse Luvar reviews
A twisted and funny collection of LOTR Christmas songs by me!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Legolas
A Lord of the Rings Fanfiction by Hobbit-eyes reviews
A LOTR fanfiction is being written. The characters are at the mercy of an author. What will she do to them? How will they escape? Will Gimli ever be anything other than comic relief?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2004
Falling by shire-perian reviews
With whom did Frodo fall in love? :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Frodo B.
Of Babies, Rings and Insanity by gaterback reviews
rated pg-13 for language. another one where 3 girls drop into ME, but what makes this one different? One of them has a baby, one is afraid of water, and the other is a magnet for creepy stalker guys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
Rivendell Rednecks by elf-pimps reviews
What happens when Kath and Bird decide to make all the elves talk like rednecks? Read and Find out! Much silliness! Read REVIEW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Lord of the Lord of the Rings by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Ever get deja vu? Sauron has returned as a strange entity, calling itself Maia-Sau, and history has suddenly swung back to before the quest. And some strange girls are turning up in Middle-earth... not to mention a gold ring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Ro and 'Dan's Incredible Roadside Freakshow by The Furious Fates reviews
Prankster twins, Elrohir and Elladan, pull one prank too many. Manwe and Varda decide to teach them a lesson by sending them on a little '"vacation." Other characters to follow. Humor," downgraded to PG13, 'cause we're starving for reviews...R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,362 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004
Why Legolas Hates Mondays Challenge Fic by The Furious Fates reviews
One shot in response to a challenge to write a ficlet containing the words enormous, vertigo, and hedgehog. Legolas really hates Monday mornings... PG13 for language and situations. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Attack of the Rabid Squirrels by Hiei-Rulez reviews
[COMPLETED] Sequel to 'Attack of the Wild Turkeys' An Army of squirrels attack the Fellowship...but these squirrels have rabies. The World as we know it...is officially over.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
Click Your Heels Three Times by southerngirl4615 reviews
Sequel to No Place Like Home. You may want to read that to avoid confusion but if confusion is your thing then please read on. The Fellowship is gone. Sauron's army isn't. What will happen to Tina and her friends ? AU Please R&R COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Of Rings and Thieves by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Rings, Thieves, Murder, Lies, Poison? Lord Elrond is hosting a party and something is about to go wrong...very wrong. Someone will die at Elrond's party the question is, who?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,704 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas
No Place Like Home by southerngirl4615 reviews
UPDATED ! Had to change the rating due to violence. What happens when the fellowship lands, divided, into the homes of a group of insane friends ? Chaos, that's what. COMPLETE !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Complete
Not Alone by Hamsters'R Us reviews
YaY! Merry is getting married to Estella in a week. But when him and Pippin sneak into farmer Maggot's garden he bumps into a girl who lives there. Merry gets to know her and he might just fall in love with her. Will Merry tie the knot with Estella?HEHE w
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Meriadoc B.
How to Drive Frodo Insane by Iorhaelwen reviews
This is an insane little story my insane little mind came up with...please readreview with suggestions or i wont add more! :P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Frodo B.
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Perish the Thought reviews
On the way back to Redcliffe from the Circle of Magi, Alistair overhears Amell whispering a name in her sleep. Why else shouldn't he be freaking out about it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
Maybe Give Him a Haircut reviews
Anders has been catching Solona sneaking looks at him every time he passes by. Why does he always catch her looking his way? Why hasn't he noticed it before? A couple of misunderstandings later, it all seems to make sense.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Amell, Anders - Complete
Refuge reviews
[Rated for violence and angst] Vera has had some troubles, when she gets reincarnated she decides to change her attitude by working for Saruman, she finds a lot of things on her capture like love, will it help change her ways? Please RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Legolas
So Far, So Good reviews
[Chapter 10 is up!] Anna has had imaginary friends when she read a book that all of us now love, things go bad on her 15th and they miraculously come back... the sequel is now up and craziness is around... What will happen to Anna and her friends now?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
How the heck did we end up HERE? reviews
[Rated for language] This story is made by two very bored friends who decided to have random ideas, plots and weird thoughts together... Please RR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004
Insane Morons reviews
PG... I have my reasons... [THE PLOT HAS CHANGED] The Fellowship of the Jacket is out to destroy the One Jacket, will they be able to destroy it without the real Fellowship's FanGirls destroy them first?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
