Mr. Randomhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings. I am a 13 year old person who enjoys writing Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter fics. My two favortie authors wrote those books. I am a major procrastinator and am having writers block for my current stories. My favorite food is waffles and Napolean Dynamite rocks! My favorite song is Stars by Switchfoot! I deleted three of my stories, they were going nowhere... |
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The Road Goes Ever On And On by BregoBeauty reviews
[Sequel to Journey to Mordor] Saurman seeks to destory the World of Men in Part One. In Part Two, the SUV hits the road, and along the way, torturing Elrond and Galadriel! In Part Three, we see the strangest wedding ever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Old Bones by Alariel reviews
When a strange human is rescued from orcs by Mirkwood warriors, he immediately asks for a private audience with the Prince. He tells Legolas that he has information for Isildur's heir, information that he and his ancestors have been guarding for 3000 yrs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 230,353 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Legolas DIES! by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I find ways to kill Legolas. Or he finds them himself. Not for the squeamish. Now added: More spidery goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas
The Lord of the Rings Malara's Way! by Malara reviews
We ALL knew something would go wrong when Elrond sent hobbits to Mordor. What happens when Malara is in charge! Chapter 6 is up: The Telletubies sing, everyone runs away, and Malara is sent to the funny farm! So is it the end? Who knows? I don't.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Adventures In Gimli's Beard! by LilStripedTomato reviews
The long awaited sequel to the Cheesy Game Show, WHAT'S IN GIMLI'S BEARD? Fourth chapter now up, finally! Hope you all enjoy! And as always, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
Footprints by Malara reviews
While returning the Steward’s son back to Gondor, a party of elves is discovered by orcs. One stubborn, lost Ranger and one proud, lonely elf meet and give each other a bit of peace. [ON HOLD AGAIN]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
WHAT'S IN GIMLI'S BEARD? by LilStripedTomato reviews
It's an exiting new Cheesy Game Show hosted by Merry where the contestants , you guessed it, find out what's in Gimli's beard! Last chapter now up! What happened to Gandalf? Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
Journey to Mordor By SUV by BregoBeauty reviews
What happens when an SUV lands in Middleearth and the Fellowship finds it? Craziness ensues! Covers all three movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,551 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirit of Time by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Year of Discovery. Harry continues his quest to defeat Voldemort during his seventh year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,284 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The incrediblystupid sequel that serves no purpose by Shades of Ink reviews
The title says it all. With Voldemort poked to death, and yet not exactly dead (?)... prepare for the inevitable when the Dark Lord POKES BACK! Then what, you ask? I don't know! I haven't gotten to that chapter yet, you dunderheads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Marauder's Map! and how it defeated Voldie by Shades of Ink reviews
Odd little story in which Harry speaks to his long dead father, who in turn goes berserck in finding that he has a son. And Voldemort is poked to death. Need I say more? A little old, but hey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Legolas and his Crackers and Salami reviews
A series of Short stories involving Legolas getting into odd predicaments. Very short chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004
Goodbye, Friends reviews
Sam's thoughts as he is on the road to Valinor. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
