The Day School Got TWISTED

By THECheeseTurkey

(With help from her friends Hanna M. And Aragirl)

Chapter 1

Lord Elrond paced back and forth in the out door meeting hall. You know, the one in the movie?

"When are they going to get here?" he asked

Elrond had sent invitations for everyone involved in the war of the ring. He noticed that everyone was getting lazy, bored and bluntly stupid.

But after going on a quest like that, I'm sure you would be quite bored with normal everyday life too.

You see, Elrond had a plan for them, another job to do and believe it or not, it was actually going to be quite challenging.

Elrond paced for a while more and then sat down.

"All of them, 5 months late! I should have taken more notice to how bad things have become."

With that said he got up and went back inside until tomorrow when he would again waste his day waiting for everyone to come.

The Next day was bright and sunny. The birds were singing the flowers were out, the beautiful sun was shining but who care about that, Elrond sure didn't.

He was too mad to care. He had SO many better things to do than fritter away his time waiting.

He could have a party for example, with some nice barbequed chicken and hotdogs.

Slowly and grumbling all the way, he walked back to the meeting place only to see everyone there waiting for him!

"Holy cheese!" Elrond thought

Everyone was there. They all looked the same but after a few minuets of careful inspection Elrond could tell that there was something seriously different.

No one had even noticed that he had walked in. They were to busy talking, looking at the sky, playing with their hair, eating cheese, poking each other or something else random and stupid.

Elrond sighed and made himself known.

"Welcome everyone to my council!" he exclaimed

No one responded and continued with what they were doing.

Elrond tried again, "HELLO? Is anyone listing?!"

Again, no response.

Elrond growled and jumped up on a chair, he clapped his hands and made a radio appear 'Isnta-poof' style.

He took some ear muffs out of his pocket and put them on.

"This will get their attention!" He said and pressed play

The theme song to the teletubbies started to play, LOUDLY.

In a matter of seconds everyone went from talking, looking at the sky, playing with their hair, eating cheese, poking each other and something random and stupid, to screaming and hollering while covering their ears and pleading for the music to stop.

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" someone screamed

"Well, that made them listen." Elrond said and turned the music off

Everyone stared at Elrond as he took of the earmuffs and put them back in his pocket.

"Welcome everyone to my council!" he said from his perch on the chair, "I have some very important news to tell you. Before I begin, I would like to update you on the event that happened since we last met before the war of the ring!"

(12 Hours later)

Everyone had fallen asleep except for Elrond who still blabbed on. When he FINALLY came to a conclusion he realized that no one was awake.

So he did what anyone person in there right mind would, he took the earmuffs out of his pocket put them on his head and picked up the radio. Then he lifted the radio over his head and pressed play blasting them with teletubbies music!

Everyone was instantly awake.

"MUWAHAHAH! THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN I AM TALKING!" Elrond yelled and stated and stopped the music ever 5 seconds before turning it up full blast and letting the whole song play

He finally turned it off and took the headphones off.

"NOW! I will get to my plan. I have noticed that all of you have been getting lazy lately, so I took the liberty of signing us up for a new program these people are trying. You will all go with me to a strange world called Earth and teach human children! Like it or not we are going! I will be easy and something new to challenge you." Elrond explained

Everyone glared at him and all started shouting at the same time.

Elrond shook his head, "The things I put up with."

He took out the earmuffs again and turned on the radio.

"SHUT UP!!!! WE ARE GOING NOW!!!" Elrond exclaimed

Then he clapped his hands and 'Isnta-Poofed' everyone away!

Boo! Guess who?! I'm Back!! Yes I bet all of you missed me sooo much! Heh, well I for one am glad to be back. But I bet you are wondering what happened. Well its simple, admin is mean! When my story was originally posted script/chat format was aloud but then they changed their rules AFTER my story was already up and I got caught up in it.

THEN, right before it got deleted from the Internet my computer crashed deleting EVERYTHING. That means all my backup chapters of TWISTED were destroyed and I was ready to give up. But my Friend Hanna M. (penname) convinced me to type it over (hugs to her) but it was slow going and would have taken a really long time to retype it.

I didn't know what I was going to do but then about a month later Queen of the Gobstoppers (penname) reviewed my other story saying that she has almost ALL the chapters of TWISTED! And the one's she didn't have Chpip (penname) did have! So now its back and I couldn't have done it without my wonderful reviewers!

So now TWISTED and all its randomness as is the great entire random story is dedicated to: Queen of the Gobstoppers, Chpip, Hanna M., and Aragirl!

Thanks so much!