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One bright day in the middle of the night,

two dead boys got up to fight,

back to back they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other,

a deaf police man heard the noise,

and came and killed those two dead boys.

Quotes:

“You can’t guarantee things like that! After all, when we had all the books we needed, we still insisted on finding the highest cliff to jump off of. But we do need a breather. We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off of. The books remind us what asses and fools we are. They’re Caesar’s praetorian guard, whispering as the parade roars down the avenue, ’Remember, Caesar, thou art mortal.’ Most of us can’t rush around, talk to everyone, know all the cities in the world, we haven’t time, money or that many friends. The things your looking for, Montag, are in the world, but the only way the average chap will ever see ninety-nine percent of them is in a book. Don’t ask for guarantees. And don’t look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do you own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were headed for shore.” - Faber, Fahrenheit 451

"Crime is common. Logic is rare." -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventures of the Copper Breeches

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist the facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."- Sherlock Holmes, A Scandal in Bohemia

"Many that live deserve death, many that die deserve life...do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the wisest cannot see all ends." -Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"A thousand enemies outside the house are better than one within."- Arab Proverb

"A strong and bitter book-sickness floods ones soul. How ignominious to be strapped to this ponderous mass of paper, print and dead mans sentiments. Would it not be better, finer, braver to leave the rubbish where it lies and walk out into the world a free untrammeled illiterate superhero?"- Solomon Eagle

"The answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and everything is... 42." -Deep Thought, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable...There is another theory which states that this had already happened."-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

"Each one an attempt -an immense leap of an attempt- to prove to me that you, and your human existence, are worth it.

"Here it is. One of a handful.

"The Book Thief.

"If you feel like it, come with me. I will tell you a story.

"I'll show you something." -Death, The Book Thief.

"Never insult seven men when all your packing is a six-shooter." - Zane Grey.

"There is only one beautiful child in the world, and every mother has it." - Chinese proverb.

"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened?

"But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

"Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something."

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"

"That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for." -Samwise "Sam" Gamgee and Frodo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented." - Christoph, The Truman Show.

"We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respect, counterfeit, there is nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's geniune. It's a life."- Christoph, The Truman Show.

As a writer, you get to play, you get to alter-time, you get to come up with smart lines, and the comebacks you wish you'd thought of." Iain Banks.

Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

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