Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.

Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.

"I'd never disappear in the flames without you, Daenerys. We are Targaryens. I will grab your hand and we will meet the dragons together," he says into her mouth. She is growing fast, and he is running now, running to catch up.

Joffrey is having a very lovely day, perhaps at the cost of others, but who cares? Margaery loves him, and they are going to have a fantastic life together. And chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. (Read the warning for the sake of the faceless gods.)

Modern A/U. The Starks are a well off, honest family from the north part of the city. Joffrey is a 16 year old loner with a dark side. Chaos erupts after Joffrey begins dating the Starks' eldest daughter, sweet and shy Sansa. Joffrey's cruelty increases when he inherits his father's company. [YA novel style mixed w crime drama, romance and thriller. Joff/Sansa. Joff POV.]

Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)

Sansa: She was his first love - Margaery: She was his dream - Joffrey's two loves, in two prose poems.

King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]

Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?

Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)

It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)

Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)

In the midst of the war, Malfoy Manor is being used to house prisoners and this includes the Golden Trio. Draco is bored and has had enough Merlot to be bold. He decides he must find Granger and when he does locate her, he unleashes his ugliest side in order to satiate a deeper thirst. [Warning. Rated M. Read the author's note.]

Dudley is a good man with bad roots. (Darkfic. Short story. Originally written in 2007.)

Draco Malfoy was good at many things. Writing love letters just wasn't one of them. (One-shot. SadisticDraco/implied MasochisticHermione)

It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.

The war is brewing and Draco Malfoy's interest is fixed upon girls. His first time comes too soon, and with someone he's not too keen on. He wants more, and is sickened that he's beginning to find Mudbloods and blood traitors attractive. Slightly A/U 5th year. One-shot.

Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

The now deceased villain Syndrome is infamous as a psychotic terrorist, but where did it all begin? Follow Buddy's transformation through conversations and therapy sessions with his only confidant: his psychologist. Her own attraction to power connects the two of them in ways she wishes she could take back. (Character study; 9 chapters; dark fic; smut in later chapters)

Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.

And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.

After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

A love/hate poem about Syndrome and Mirage.

pre-movies. Iago is a 30something MAN who's looking for the perfect partner in crime. He meets a mysterious feller whose beard is just so dang twisted! Includes slash, slight substance abuse,cameo appearances, and Iago as a deranged Holden Caulfield?

post DH When Harry married Ginny, she seemed so different. Now, something's wrong.

Sometimes Scorpius Malfoy has to remind himself that he is not his father, but when he looks into the mirror, it’s hard to tell there’s a difference. AlbusS/Scorpius, next-gen fic. COMPLETE. ONESHOT.

He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!

Violet Parr's realization, in 100 words. Rated for morbidity.

Passion, love, sex, money, violence, religion, justice, death. If Dudley starts crying again, Piers might cry too, because that’s like, so opposite of how the world is supposed to go. [Warning: Hard slash.]

He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.

And so he grew to believe that everyone had at least one thing to give, and that his purpose in life would be to get it. From all of them.' [Six short stories about Cutler Beckett's childhood, dealings and trades. A character study.]

After three years, I updated. And once again, it is not Christmas. I must make you into a bunch of confused people.

Follow a very candid Dudley Dursley from age three to after Deathly Hallows time [spoilers]. Nursery school, Smeltings, and beyond. A stream of consciousness memory poem in the first person, marking the events that caused Dudley to rethink his life.

HP characters at young ages. Nursery school, first spells, babysitting, diapers... Percy learns a lesson. Hermione shows her first signs of magic. Draco gets tested by his father. Dudley tries to stage a rebellion during naptime.

“Married women, hm?” Bellatrix smirked. “Off limits seems so shiny, doesn’t it, Snape? That way, you’ll have an excuse you can use when the woman doesn’t take you. [Oneshot.]

Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]

A series of letters between little Buddy Pine and his hero. Definitely for the Syndrome fan. A sort of Buddy Pine autobiography.

Updated: What followed would be the most awkward hour of Harry’s time at Hogwarts. Finding Draco Malfoy, he discovered, was a very complicated task. [The untold story of the Hogwarts Gay Straight alliance.Central Pairing: HPDM]

Bellatrix wants homework answers, so Snape makes her work for them. Fast oneshot, surprise ending. Sexy.

Ron has Yule Ball anger. Harry has Cho issues. Dudley has issues in general. Ah, these guys and their teen angst.

This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.

Part two. Ernie and Justin discuss dreams. Angsty. Slashy.

A series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.

The story of Prince Horace and Jemmy was hardly over.

A ficlet tribute to strange pairings in the Harry Potter realm. Some mature pairings. [LuciusLuna, JustinErnie, PercivalPansy...]

A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for.

Jane sketches her cousin John, and tells no lies.

The Whipping Boy, by Sid Fleischman. Six 100 word essays on the relationship between Prince Horace and Jemmy, postbook. Lime. Slash. Slight tort.

John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?

Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.

Twenty three year old Buddy Pine is touring LA with his new book and motivational plan. However, his thoughts blur when he meets a pretty Mexican blonde with great thighs and a leather briefcase.

Bob feels bad about how he treated Syndrome as a child. So he and Helen invite Syndrome to have a homecooked meal at their house. Totally alternate universe. Totally shameless.

Mirage and Syndrome. Character study, and dark romp in Nomanisan.

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.

Boys against girls was always fair at Gateshead. [Not close to canon. Not even in the same country. Sorry, Bronte.]

Women can't always shy away from the blame simply because they are women. [HoND. FrolloEsmeralda]

A timeline of memories, in no order. Like his life.

John Reed's point of view in a poem about his cousin and what she's doing to him. [matureincest]

Sometimes Mirage and Syndrome have arguments that pretend they're not arguments. Kind of fluffy. Syn POV.

Syndrome rants, raves, and is ultimately candid. He abhors the idea of love, he doesn't want to be weak, and he wants Mirage to stop worrying.

Some good old fashioned morbidity as John's two maids discuss his death, gossip about his family, and attempt to steal his clothes.

After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. (Mature)

Tom Riddle is nine, almost ten. He's not made of cold, hard metal. Contrary to popular belief, he likes being touched.

After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.

Snape takes a break from Lucius' party. Bellatrix follows. 5th year gets worse. [Strong sexual themes. ONESHOT.]

Right after DMC concludes, a lot of arguing and... lust. Barbossabeth! [Barbossa and Elizabeth, mentioned ElizabethxJack and TiaDalmaxBarbossa. MATURE.]

Ivy and Noah. Noah and Ivy. Always together. Always making mischief. :Sexual content:

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.

James Potter discusses the finer points of handling one's... ahem... snitch.

Lily Evans has a secret. She thinks about it all the time. And she can't get any sleep at night. weird drabble on Severus and Lily, as a sickening obsession

Noah Percy has misbehaved again. Three guesses as to where he's taken. They're waiting. [Pre- "Village"]

Noah Percy. A mystery to the town. A laughingstock. A disturbing secret he does not know how to tell.

Frodo knows that Sam cannot possibly confront Rosie, so with the help of his two wild cousins, he plans a party to bring them together. But what if it all goes terribly wrong?

Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!

UPDATED! Rosie thinks her groom has been misplaced, but Sam's just left to uh.. prepare for their first night alone- together.

Ron deals with his feelings of abandonment and jealousy after the Yule Ball.

A poem written before the trial, in Bob Ewell's POV.

Angst- tons of angst.. A little collection of gloomy poetry dealing with HP's most disturbed cast of characters.

Neville writes a diary. Draco finds this diary. Snape reads this diary to the class. Certain people become offended by diary's content. Stuff happens.

Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret? (Dramione. Utter silly nonsense. Some fun Pansy moments.)

A poem in Draco's POV about how Seamus Finnigan is an embarrassment to the wizarding world.

Silly romantic Dramione fic where Hermione realizes Draco has taken an interest in her. Contains Draco and Pansy freak dancing, Ron having random mood swings, gothic!Neville, and Seamus being...Seamus. (First fic I wrote on this site. Also decidedly awkward POV as I'd never written from a female character's perspective before. Forgive the derpiness.)

All the Things She Said, only with hobbits. Slash.