I am Manda. Oneofakind. True story.

I eat when I am bored.
I don't have a fake smile.
I live by quotes that explain precisely what I am going through.
You're a retard, but I love you.
I heart Draco Malfoy.
Bish, you betta recognize
I'm kind of a big deal.
The next big thing.
I wanna shag Boyd Holbrook senseless.
I want Jaclyn to beat me with Mr. Eko's Jesus Stick
because her freakishly long arms frighten me.
Shiny things make me feel naughty.
I don't like to break the law.
I have the captain in me.
Mad Doctah Peppah.
Sothere'sthisguy...
the way he laughs
makes me smile
the way he talks
gives me butterflies
everything about him makes me happy
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus.
I think Laura sparkles.
Ghost are real, yo!
I killed our love fern. Sorry.
I sail the Bellatrix/Avada Kedavra ship.
and the Dramione one too.
I am fluent in fangirl.
You invade my soul.
Damn. Repeat. Damn.
I'm going to the special hell.
Life is too short to be cool.
I sing in the shower.
I talk trashy when I'm drunk.
Loudly and off-key.
Sometimes I'm clueless & clumbsy.
think deep.
Don't Panic.
To me, you are perfect.
Voldy Lucius = BFF!
I am a Goonie
& Goonies never say die.
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky! Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky! Bitch Please.
Friendship is being Stupid together.
The Ninja Turtles ain't got shit on me.
I have Jack's Jar o' Dirt.
I read Books. Lotsa Books.
Hot tea is my favorite morning beverage.
My feet are weird.
I giggle.
Me lika da fanfiction.
David Bowie is an androgyneous sex-oozing God.
Steve Should Punch Brian. Word.
You're rad, lets hug!
I'm not a fucking owl.
Krum really is a physical being.
I'm pretty.
Oh so pretty.
and witty.
and bright.
and I pity any girl who isn't me tonight.
My bff is Amy.
My bf is Cari.
My f is Hools.
you're so cool
you're so cool
you're so cool.
I like to see pretty boys kiss.
That's so Hawt.
Dance Magic.
I write fantastic voyages.
But.
So Long and thanks for all the fish.