Tobiumehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, and Incredibles. I like to read stories and write stories and read more stories, and this reading sometimes gets in the way of my writing. But I get things done. I recently returned to writing fanficton after about a decade, but I'm writing Harry Potter fanfiction for the first time. Because Dramione. Current Projects: Five Times Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy Never Kissed: An alternate reality fic about encounters that may or may not have happened at Hogwarts. It follows the storyline of the books, for the most part. Strictly Business, a post-Hogwarts letter fic (Co-authored with Harmonic Friction) |
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The Thrill and the Hurting by Harmonic Friction reviews
Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,240 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C.
She only dreams of dragons by Harmonic Friction reviews
"I'd never disappear in the flames without you, Daenerys. We are Targaryens. I will grab your hand and we will meet the dragons together," he says into her mouth. She is growing fast, and he is running now, running to catch up.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Viserys T., Daenerys T./Dany] K. Drogo - Complete
We Need to Talk About Joffrey by Harmonic Friction reviews
Modern A/U. The Starks are a well off, honest family from the north part of the city. Joffrey is a 16 year old loner with a dark side. Chaos erupts after Joffrey begins dating the Starks' eldest daughter, sweet and shy Sansa. Joffrey's cruelty increases when he inherits his father's company. [YA novel style mixed w crime drama, romance and thriller. Joff/Sansa. Joff POV.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Jon S., Sandor C.
Because the King Dies as He Pleases by Harmonic Friction reviews
Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Joffrey B., Tywin L., Sansa S., Cersei L. - Complete
Betrothal by Harmonic Friction reviews
Sansa: She was his first love - Margaery: She was his dream - Joffrey's two loves, in two prose poems.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Margaery T. - Complete
in the city we love by lydiamartins reviews
The room smells of stale smoke and second chances but she is a stupid, little girl. -— SansaJoffrey, for susanna and sharine
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
His Two Skillful Hands by Harmonic Friction reviews
King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Mudblood's Pants by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,503 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P.
Song of Her Screams by Harmonic Friction reviews
Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Thirty Three by Harmonic Friction reviews
Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/19/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Voldemort - Complete
Thump by Harmonic Friction reviews
In the midst of the war, Malfoy Manor is being used to house prisoners and this includes the Golden Trio. Draco is bored and has had enough Merlot to be bold. He decides he must find Granger and when he does locate her, he unleashes his ugliest side in order to satiate a deeper thirst. [Warning. Rated M. Read the author's note.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Razors by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco Malfoy was good at many things. Writing love letters just wasn't one of them. (One-shot. SadisticDraco/implied MasochisticHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Bitter by Harmonic Friction reviews
It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Children At Play by Harmonic Friction reviews
After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The Escalation's Key by Harmonic Friction reviews
A series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,287 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Mirage, Syndrome
The Human Condition by Harmonic Friction reviews
A dark, poetic stroll through Violet Parr's struggles against conformity, in which she searches for the red haired criminal who she knows she's perfect for.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Violet P., Syndrome - Complete
John, dear John by Harmonic Friction reviews
John observes the portrait Mrs. Reed had painted, and he wonders why he was portrayed gazing off to the right. What was to the right?
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
A Nasty Little Tidbit by Harmonic Friction reviews
Mirage is bored with being a submissive, and Syndrome is acting difficult, so Mirage becomes Miss Haffton, a diabolical Health teacher, and Syndrome must succumb to her wrath.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Syndrome, Mirage - Complete
The Pain in My by Harmonic Friction reviews
Mirage and Syndrome. Character study, and dark romp in Nomanisan.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2007 - [Syndrome, Mirage] - Complete
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The Summer Children reviews
They were born in the long summer, and now the days are beginning to lengthen. Peace has come with the spring, and they, the strong ones, have survived to see summer come again. (A/U. Imagined ending.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Sansa S., Margaery T.] Jon S., Daenerys T.
Five Times Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy Never Kissed reviews
Several encounters that never happened. Or did they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,034 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Let the Light In reviews
Brienne finds Margaery in the woods and escorts her back to her tent.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Margaery T., Brienne of Tarth] - Complete
In Lieu of a Power Nap reviews
Mirage finds herself distracted from her work. Syndrome stops by and helps her refocus.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Mirage, Syndrome] - Complete
Candlelight reviews
Alayne receives a nighttime visitor.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Sansa S., Petyr B.]
The Problem of Harry reviews
You can tell a lot about a man from the way he eats his breakfast. Vernon considers the problem of his nephew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Vernon D. - Complete
Roses That Bloom In Darkness reviews
Margaery, at her grandmother's urging, spends time with Joffrey in order to uncover his true nature, but her feelings upon doing so are somewhat complicated.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Margaery T., Joffrey B.] - Complete
Framed and Dried reviews
Joffrey begins showing kindness to Sansa, but still, something is not quite right. She knows to be wary of a trap, but she must also use all her wits to keep her future husband from doing what he wants to her.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sansa S., Joffrey B.
Second Thursday reviews
Hermione takes a wrong turn up a trick staircase and runs in to Draco Malfoy. (HG/DM, HG/RW)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Time, It Can Be Cruel or Kind reviews
On a Valentine's Day date with Draco, Hermione remembers their Valentine's Day interactions in years previous. (DM/HG established relationship, post-Hogwarts)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Strictly Business reviews
Ten years post-war, Hermione has a career bettering elvish welfare at the Ministry. Unfortunately, she must write to the Malfoys to bring their elf in for a mandatory meeting. She hopes Draco's wife Astoria will reply, but to her chagrin, she receives post from Draco himself. The two become unlikely correspondents and begin to share more with each other than either expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
