And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.

Xena, Gabrielle, and Joxer prepare for an upcoming covert operation to steal a mysterious shield from Ares while at a fancy dress ball. Might Gabrielle be discovering some deeper feelings for Joxer? My first fanfic... please be kind!

Harry Potter hates the world. Harry Potter wants to kill everyone. Except for Cedric Diggory, who makes life a lot sweeter when he treats Harry to a cup of coffee one Hogsmede weekend. [Slashy.]

A series of short stories about Mirage and Syndrome's relationship.

Severus Snape and Lily Evans were paired together in Potions class. But soon, Potions was the last thing on their minds. Updated!

After the Festival of Fools, Frollo can't keep his mind off of Esmeralda. (Mature)

Lily and James deal with hiding, and eventually death. Interweaves with a Madam Pomfrey story and shows Hary, Hermione and Ron viewing that night through the Penseive.

Parody of Irving Berlin's White Christmas. mild slash warning

Hairy Potty and the rest of his Transvestitation class were going on a field trip. They didn’t know where they were going since Professor McImnotagal said it was a surprise. By Lemo

A new girl arrives at Hogwarts and this is the last place that she wants to be. But what will happen when she comes face to face with her former lover from three years ago? Can she face the challenges that Draco Malfoy has set upon her? I love reviews!

A silver thread of thought fell into Ginny Weasley’s palm. She was the only one alive who knew Tom Riddle’s memories well enough to summon them in Portkey form. Voldemort didn’t count…not being truly alive, he could not be killed; neither could a

The story gets darker as Severus goes to Lucius' manor for winter holiday, where he meets a strange man who says he's got the solution to the Mudblood problem.

A short poem about Noah, and the absurdity of the Village folk- and the rest of human kind, for that matter.

Do you love me? Ivy Walker asked of Noah Percy. Noah took a long time to reply, and it worried her. (Pre "Village")

Vienna Lestrange has barely any memories of her parents who were sent to prison when she was a child, but she then gets accepted to Hogwarts where she is greatly feared (for her last name) and quite well liked. She meets Harry first, then meets Draco. Que

Ivy muses on Noah's color while attempting to calm him after another nightmare. Very, very cute and fluffy! Takes place about ten years before the movie.

It’s 1975 and the wizarding world is at war. However the upper classes (and who is more upper class than the Blacks?) have been largely able to ignore this disturbing fact - until today.

Severus Snape, if you recall, wears a gray nightshirt. Why? Snape discusses this and the course of his life. Intertwined with and inspired by T. S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-

Sometimes Ron hates being a prefect.

It's plain, but maybe it's beautiful. I think so...... RxS

Mayella's POV as she looks back at what occured at the trial, and what happened to her father. Wow, it actually has a happy ending!

Eric avoids a beating. Circumstances conspire, and he learns something about himself. EricxHyde slash. Completed.

Remus wants perfection. Remus wants to be an image of perfection. Remus will go to any length to become perfect.

Just a little bit of fluff - cos I know how much you people love fluff. Remus and Sirius watch the sun go down, and have that long expected talk.

Step into Draco Malfoy's private journal, where things you may have never believed are true, and many people are dissed. Learn of his love for a Mudblood, and his father's.. uh.. secret? (Dramione. Utter silly nonsense. Some fun Pansy moments.)

A horrible suspicion has been growing in Narcissa Malfoy's mind. The solution: stalk her husband Lucius.

What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!

Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?

The Unbeatable Trio decide to hook Snape needs to get laid. (First in the Best Laid Plans universe, Hermione/Ginny, Harry/Draco...)