Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; he belongs to Jo. I don't own "White Christmas;" I believe the rights to the lyrics go to Irving Berlin. This is a parody on both Harry Potter and White Christmas, so don't yell.

And I apologize for the format, but it's the best I could get. TT

I'm Dreaming of a Slash Christmas

(to the tune of "White Christmas")

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I'm dreaming of a slash Christmas

With bishies running all about

With their winter cloaks on

It's a real turn-on

When Harry makes his Draco shout

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I'm longing for a slash Christmas

With every fanfic that I read

Where the boys make vocal what they need

To make them spurt all of their seed

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I hope you get a slash Christmas

To make your spirits warm and bright

Cuz who needs a Christmas that's white

If you can't see boys play in the night?