*cue cheesy music*
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . two Osuwari's. . .
Inu Yasha: KAGOME YOU BITCH!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: Hello?! Anyone?!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . three indecent proposals . . .
Miroku: Please bear my child!
Girls: . . . . *WHAM*
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: Damnit, you're going to pay bitch!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: YOU JERKS STOP IGNORING ME!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . four Air Rips . . . .
Youkai: YAAAAAAAAAAH!
Three indecent proposals . . . .
Girls: *WHAM WHAM WHAM*
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: FUCK YOU!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: *sits on a branch* I guess I could enjoy watching Inu Yasha and company fighting.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: Why stop with Toukijin? I want a whole collection!
Four Air Rips . . .
*the wind is to loud for anyone to be heard*
Three indecent proposals . . .
Miroku: Why am I the one that's always getting hit?
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: ERK!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: I simply don't feel like jumping down.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six mock exams . . .
Kagome: . . . . SHIT! *turns blue and faints*
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: Never leave home without one. Especially the Tensaiga.
Four Air Rips . . .
Shippou: DAMNIT, MIROKU, YOU JUST SUCKED UP OUR TREE!
Three indecent proposals . . .
Girls: YOU PERVERT!
Miroku: Maa maa . . .
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: GAH!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: *glares at author* People are going to think I'm an idiot for being up here!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: . . . He got away again. . .
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: IT'S SO NOT FAIR!
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: Of course, Toukijin is a wonderful blade to have around as well.
Four Air Rips . . .
Inu Yasha: SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF ALREADY!
Three indecent proposals . . .
Miroku: Is bearing my child such a bad thing?
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: MY BACK IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: Is this the same tree Inu Yasha was pinned to?
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . eight Kirara hugs . . .
Sango: *hugs Kirara who mews while the others give the author a dirty look*
Seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: If only that Kagome wouldn't get in the way all the time....
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: *sobs* Why me?
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: The beauty of Toukijin is that I can hack Jaken in half with it *does so* and then bring him back with Tensaiga. *does so* It's unlimited practice time.
Jaken: *faints*
Four Air Rips . . .
*the group jumps Miroku*
Three indecent proposals . . .
Girls: *start pounding on Miroku again*
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Kagome: You already said that.
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: . . . . .
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . nine baboon pelts . . .
Naraku: They're all the rage! *model*
Eight Kirara hugs . . .
*all the girls hug up on Kirara*
Seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: Inu Yasha's life is mine. No one else is allowed to kill him.
All: WE GET THE POINT ALREADY!
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: Gotta study gotta study gotta study!
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: If only there were a fang that could be created to hush Rin up. She was so quiet when I first met her.
Four Air Rips . . .
*Miroku's hand is now sealed*
Three indecent proposals . . .
Sango: If you weren't such a lech you wouldn't be so battered right now, houshi-sama.
Miroku: But it was worth it to have those girls bodies close to me.
Sango: *twitch*
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: URGH!
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: Zzzzzzzz.....
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . ten wimpy wolves . . .
Kouga: Heya Kagome, still hanging around with dog-turd?
Inu Yasha: DIE BASTARD!
Nine baboon pelts . . .
Naraku: However, just because you dress like I, Naraku, doesn't mean that you will be anywhere near as powerful as I am.
Eight Kirara hugs . . .
*Kirara makes the rounds*
Seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: . . . . . . . . . . .
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: Oh please don't let there be math, oh please don't let there be math . . . .
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: Of course, Tessaiga still shouldn't be in my worthless little brother's hands, but I'll let him continue to play with it for a while longer.
Four Air Rips . . .
Miroku: You guys only had to ask nicely for me to shut it off, you know.
Three indecent proposals . . .
Sango: *proceeds to beat even more crap outta Miroku*
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: *is nicely buried in an Inu Yasha shaped hole*
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: *in his sleep* Can I have some more Cup Mein, Kagome?
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . eleven yaoi zombies . . .
Jakotsu: Oooo, Inu Yasha, you're so CUTE! Come play with me!
Inu Yasha: ONE WAS FUCKING ENOUGH, NOW THERE ARE ELEVEN?!!!
Miroku: I'll second that!
Ten wimpy wolves . . .
Kouga: Just try to kill me, dog-turd! *brawl ensues*
Kagome: Guys . . .
Nine baboon pelts . . .
Naraku: Of course the baboon pelt does come with it's own baboon face mask. Perfect for hiding your identity from your enemies.
Eight Kirara hugs . . .
Nuff said.
Seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: Inu Yasha, come with me to Hell. It's a nice place where we can be together forever.
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: KYAAAAAA! THREE OF THEM ARE MATH!!!! I'm going to end it now! *sobs*
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: Make sure you keep them all nice and polished.
Four Air Rips . . . .
Miroku: When you have a cool attack, everyone wants to stop you from using it. *sigh*
Three indecent proposals . . .
Miroku is now nothing more than a pile of bruises, but bruises with a lecherous grin.
Two Osuwari's . . .
Inu Yasha: Aaaaaaa....... @_@
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: Is it over yet?
On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . twelve Shikon Shards . . .
Inu Yasha, Kouga, Naraku: MINE! IS NOT! IS SO! LET GO! MAKE ME! *brawl*
Eleven yaoi zombies . . .
Jakotsu: GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM! INU YASHA IS MINE! *jumps in*
Ten wimpy wolves . . .
Kouga: I'LL SHOW YOU WIMPY, DOG-TURD!
Nine baboon pelts . . .
Naraku: Though the only draw back would be that the pelt isn't enchanted fang resistant.
Eight Kirara hugs . . .
Kirara: Mew!
Seven Hell attempts . . .
Kikyou: Stop that! Inu Yasha's life is mine! *hauls out the arrows*
Six mock exams . . .
Kagome: *wails* I"ll never get into high school!
Five enchanted fangs!
Sesshoumaru: *watches the fight dispassionantly* Idiots.
Four Air Rips . . .
Kagome: Miroku-sama, where's our tree?
Miroku: Um . . .
Three indecent proposals . . .
Miroku: ^_^
Two Osuwaris . . .
Inu Yasha is now out for the count.
And a kitsune in a god tree!
Shippou: ABOUT TIME! YAY! *gets out of the tree*
Author: *sings* Shave and a hair cut, to bits! Thank you everybody!