Notes: You might want to be up to date on the IY manga to know who Jakotsu is. If you don't, go here, he does a wonderful translation job. ^^ http://www.wot-club.org.uk/Inuyasha/ The 12 Days of Christmas, as well as Inu Yasha, do not belong to me. Hell, I don't even know who WROTE The 12 Days of Christmas. This fic is the product of too much boredom, too little sleep, and the fact that my computer was handy. ^^ Enjoy!

*cue cheesy music*

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . two Osuwari's. . .

Inu Yasha: KAGOME YOU BITCH!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: Hello?! Anyone?!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . three indecent proposals . . .

Miroku: Please bear my child!
Girls: . . . . *WHAM*

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: Damnit, you're going to pay bitch!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: YOU JERKS STOP IGNORING ME!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . four Air Rips . . . .

Youkai: YAAAAAAAAAAH!

Three indecent proposals . . . .

Girls: *WHAM WHAM WHAM*

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: FUCK YOU!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: *sits on a branch* I guess I could enjoy watching Inu Yasha and company fighting.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: Why stop with Toukijin? I want a whole collection!

Four Air Rips . . .

*the wind is to loud for anyone to be heard*

Three indecent proposals . . .

Miroku: Why am I the one that's always getting hit?

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: ERK!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: I simply don't feel like jumping down.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . six mock exams . . .

Kagome: . . . . SHIT! *turns blue and faints*

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: Never leave home without one. Especially the Tensaiga.

Four Air Rips . . .

Shippou: DAMNIT, MIROKU, YOU JUST SUCKED UP OUR TREE!

Three indecent proposals . . .

Girls: YOU PERVERT!

Miroku: Maa maa . . .

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: GAH!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: *glares at author* People are going to think I'm an idiot for being up here!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: . . . He got away again. . .

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: IT'S SO NOT FAIR!

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: Of course, Toukijin is a wonderful blade to have around as well.

Four Air Rips . . .

Inu Yasha: SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF ALREADY!

Three indecent proposals . . .

Miroku: Is bearing my child such a bad thing?

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: MY BACK IS FUCKING KILLING ME!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: Is this the same tree Inu Yasha was pinned to?

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . eight Kirara hugs . . .

Sango: *hugs Kirara who mews while the others give the author a dirty look*

Seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: If only that Kagome wouldn't get in the way all the time....

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: *sobs* Why me?

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: The beauty of Toukijin is that I can hack Jaken in half with it *does so* and then bring him back with Tensaiga. *does so* It's unlimited practice time.

Jaken: *faints*

Four Air Rips . . .

*the group jumps Miroku*

Three indecent proposals . . .

Girls: *start pounding on Miroku again*

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

Kagome: You already said that.

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: . . . . .

On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . nine baboon pelts . . .

Naraku: They're all the rage! *model*

Eight Kirara hugs . . .

*all the girls hug up on Kirara*

Seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: Inu Yasha's life is mine. No one else is allowed to kill him.

All: WE GET THE POINT ALREADY!

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: Gotta study gotta study gotta study!

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: If only there were a fang that could be created to hush Rin up. She was so quiet when I first met her.

Four Air Rips . . .

*Miroku's hand is now sealed*

Three indecent proposals . . .

Sango: If you weren't such a lech you wouldn't be so battered right now, houshi-sama.

Miroku: But it was worth it to have those girls bodies close to me.

Sango: *twitch*

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: URGH!

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: Zzzzzzzz.....

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . ten wimpy wolves . . .

Kouga: Heya Kagome, still hanging around with dog-turd?

Inu Yasha: DIE BASTARD!

Nine baboon pelts . . .

Naraku: However, just because you dress like I, Naraku, doesn't mean that you will be anywhere near as powerful as I am.

Eight Kirara hugs . . .

*Kirara makes the rounds*

Seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: . . . . . . . . . . .

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: Oh please don't let there be math, oh please don't let there be math . . . .

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: Of course, Tessaiga still shouldn't be in my worthless little brother's hands, but I'll let him continue to play with it for a while longer.

Four Air Rips . . .

Miroku: You guys only had to ask nicely for me to shut it off, you know.

Three indecent proposals . . .

Sango: *proceeds to beat even more crap outta Miroku*

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: *is nicely buried in an Inu Yasha shaped hole*

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: *in his sleep* Can I have some more Cup Mein, Kagome?

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . eleven yaoi zombies . . .

Jakotsu: Oooo, Inu Yasha, you're so CUTE! Come play with me!

Inu Yasha: ONE WAS FUCKING ENOUGH, NOW THERE ARE ELEVEN?!!!

Miroku: I'll second that!

Ten wimpy wolves . . .

Kouga: Just try to kill me, dog-turd! *brawl ensues*

Kagome: Guys . . .

Nine baboon pelts . . .

Naraku: Of course the baboon pelt does come with it's own baboon face mask. Perfect for hiding your identity from your enemies.

Eight Kirara hugs . . .

Nuff said.

Seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: Inu Yasha, come with me to Hell. It's a nice place where we can be together forever.

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: KYAAAAAA! THREE OF THEM ARE MATH!!!! I'm going to end it now! *sobs*

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: Make sure you keep them all nice and polished.

Four Air Rips . . . .

Miroku: When you have a cool attack, everyone wants to stop you from using it. *sigh*

Three indecent proposals . . .

Miroku is now nothing more than a pile of bruises, but bruises with a lecherous grin.

Two Osuwari's . . .

Inu Yasha: Aaaaaaa....... @_@

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: Is it over yet?

On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . twelve Shikon Shards . . .

Inu Yasha, Kouga, Naraku: MINE! IS NOT! IS SO! LET GO! MAKE ME! *brawl*

Eleven yaoi zombies . . .

Jakotsu: GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM! INU YASHA IS MINE! *jumps in*

Ten wimpy wolves . . .

Kouga: I'LL SHOW YOU WIMPY, DOG-TURD!

Nine baboon pelts . . .

Naraku: Though the only draw back would be that the pelt isn't enchanted fang resistant.

Eight Kirara hugs . . .

Kirara: Mew!

Seven Hell attempts . . .

Kikyou: Stop that! Inu Yasha's life is mine! *hauls out the arrows*

Six mock exams . . .

Kagome: *wails* I"ll never get into high school!

Five enchanted fangs!

Sesshoumaru: *watches the fight dispassionantly* Idiots.

Four Air Rips . . .

Kagome: Miroku-sama, where's our tree?

Miroku: Um . . .

Three indecent proposals . . .

Miroku: ^_^

Two Osuwaris . . .

Inu Yasha is now out for the count.

And a kitsune in a god tree!

Shippou: ABOUT TIME! YAY! *gets out of the tree*

Author: *sings* Shave and a hair cut, to bits! Thank you everybody!