AN: Sorry for the lack of updates, peoples. This is soooo random but kinda fun.
July 13th

Dear Diary,

Am suffering from massive hangover from Lozmas celebration.

Alice is not sympathetic.

Perhaps it is because everyone is suffering from massive hangovers.

Even little youthful children.

Kadaj


July 14th

Dear Diary,

Discovered children were not hungover, only hungry.

That's a relief.

Sephiroth is still not well.

… when was he ever?

Kadaj


July 15th

Dear Diary,

Sephiroth did not take lightly to the not well joke.

Did not know he still reads you.

SORRY, SIR!

Kadaj


July 17th

Dear Diary,

Yazoo is none too happy with Loz.

Loz dumped all his fragranced bath soap in his Coke.

Haha.

That's pretty mean.

Kadaj


July 18th

Dear Diary,

Have learnt of a nemesis named "Jesus Christ".

Considered killing him so Jenovaism would rein supreme.

Alice informed me he's already dead.

Damn.

Kadaj


Haha. Jesus.

Jesus saves.

His money.