AN: Sorry for the lack of updates, peoples. This is soooo random but kinda fun.
July 13th
July 14th
July 15th
July 17th
July 18th
Haha. Jesus.
July 13th
Dear Diary,
Am suffering from massive hangover from Lozmas celebration.
Alice is not sympathetic.
Perhaps it is because everyone is suffering from massive hangovers.
Even little youthful children.
Kadaj
July 14th
Dear Diary,
Discovered children were not hungover, only hungry.
That's a relief.
Sephiroth is still not well.
… when was he ever?
Kadaj
July 15th
Dear Diary,
Sephiroth did not take lightly to the not well joke.
Did not know he still reads you.
SORRY, SIR!
Kadaj
July 17th
Dear Diary,
Yazoo is none too happy with Loz.
Loz dumped all his fragranced bath soap in his Coke.
Haha.
That's pretty mean.
Kadaj
July 18th
Dear Diary,
Have learnt of a nemesis named "Jesus Christ".
Considered killing him so Jenovaism would rein supreme.
Alice informed me he's already dead.
Damn.
Kadaj
Haha. Jesus.
Jesus saves.
His money.