Pivothide bio
Author has written 34 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Halo, and Animorphs. Warning: The further down the list of my fics, the older and the crappier they get. Proceed at your own peril. And one day, I swear, I will go back and rewrite most of it. It takes half a minute to summarize a master plan, half a day to complete it, and an ungodly amount of talent in between to pull it off… (For talent, insert: money, work, stress, caffeine) Sorry, still like that line too much. |
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The Scream of the Immortal Star by Ameban reviews
[G1&Armada Crossover] What if Armada Starscream would sudendly appear in G1 universe? Why such a thing would happen? What is the purpuse of that? A serious story with humor hints where several characters are developed. Important notes in the beginning. [Chapter-13 updated!].
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 120,002 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream, Thundercracker, Sideways
Cybernetic Physiology and Internal Medicine by Alexandra Spar reviews
A text written by Alirion (once Alirion Victrix, of Amaranth) regarding the physiology of Transformers and the intricacies of TF clinical treatment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004
Scandal! Juniors in trouble! by WithoutMorals-Revived reviews
Inevitably, things settle into a sort of rythm. Destrons attack, Cybertrons show up, they fight for awhile before someone calls it quits and they all go home. But on this occasion, Shuta's carelessness throws a little wrench into the works...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Leader Slave by Seiberwing reviews
Megatron takes up a new Mini-Con and forges a very unhappy partnership.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Megatron - Complete
Power Shift by ZealPropht reviews
Set in the Armada timeline. The Decepticons discover the dangers of warp gate technology.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005
No Evil by tarajcl reviews
Set in G1, on Cybertron. Short Reflector ficlet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005
Link Up by Seiberwing reviews
An interview with a very scary Mini-con who doesn't quite understand the reasons for certain technological boundaries.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005
Consequences by Soryu reviews
(some slash references)After the episode The Secret Of Omega Supreme, we all know what happened between the Constructicons and the Guardian, but what had the Constructicons thought about it all?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2005
Say I Love You by Seiberwing reviews
Alpha Q muses over the loss of his Scorponok, and wonders what good his planets are without him. Hints of slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Scorponok
Asylum by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada.(Slashfic) asylum: 1. sanctuary; refuge and safety; a place of refuge 2. a home for the insane.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2005
Flying With Wheels by Seiberwing reviews
After coming back from the dead, Demolishor decides to go ahead and ask the big questions. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Demolisher, Cyclonus - Complete
Checkmate by Seiberwing reviews
Soon after arriving on Earth, Thrust contemplates the symbolism of a simple human strategy game.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Thrust - Complete
Servant and Master by Seiberwing reviews
Megatron gives Starscream a taste of Unicron's power. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Megatron, Unicron - Complete
A Loss of Balance by Seiberwing reviews
Snowcat comes to terms with Demolisher's death--just in time for Demolishor to come back again.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Demolisher - Complete
Wreck The Halls by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. Obligatory ridiculous little Christmas fic. Can Megatron and the Decepticons discover the true meaning of Christmas? No, but they've got the lasers ready...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2004
Vertigo by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. What, precisely, is the leader of the Decepticons doing at this time of the night and what does it have to do with Starscream? Edit: Added disclaimer, changed title, nothing new.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2004
Cavalry Zero point five by The Fearsome Anime-Fangirl reviews
(Pre-Armada) Intended as a prequel to Cavalry, it's also completely applicable as a prequel to Armada in general.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004
Bad Comedy by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. Jetfire's day goes to maggots. Exactly what the title implies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2004
Booze, Bots, and Politics by The Fearsome Anime-Fangirl reviews
A fun little fic featuring my Heavy Metal War team.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004
Peace is Hell by navigatorsghost reviews
Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Sanctified By Oppression by ckret2 reviews
tween ArmadaEnergon When the war ended, the Bots and the Cons were supposed to merge into one faction and live in peace, but it seems the Cons got the raw end of the deal. This is what happened in the 10 missing years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
[Armada, parody, EDITED.] The Autobots and the Decepticons must join forces against their greatest adversary yet: twin Mary Sues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Dance with me by Gemma Inkyboots reviews
Rating may be a bit high - you tell me. Pretty much just snuggling, nothing fancy.
Ok. Starscream's in a pensive mood, but when Dreadmoon drifts off the Screamouff's glad of a chance to show off his education... Sort-of slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004
Love Maulings by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
Ramjet gets a bit... amorous. (Slash warning, no explicit content by any means)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/9/2004
Secrets, Humor, and College Life by Duel Mistress K reviews
(Armada) My own human fic! gasp OO;; don't look at it! it's confusing! But believe me, it WILL make sense as the fic goes on! I promise! ...the next worst update in the world is here! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! (But R&R too!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004
TransFormers: Fry In The Pan by Microwave Jockey reviews
Optimus' noodles will not open! Only Jazz - and possibly a million other inept mechanoids - can solve this crisis! Read Now! Chapter 7 uploaded! You didn't think I'd forgotten, did you?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
Unit of Three by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
Dirge reflects on his early days with his triad in the Decepticon War Academy. (Slight slash warning, non-graphic- I write my robots androgynous. Final draft!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2004
A Matter of Opinion by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Characters: Phineas Nigellus, Cornelius Fudge. “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts…but you cannot deny he’s got style…” AN: Well, after THAT, how couldn't I help but wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Battle of Iacon Point by Master Fwiffo reviews
The war is over, and the Minicons are leaving, but Megatron ahs other plans... (Armada TV show)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2002
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Postcard Perfect reviews
Motivation comes in roundabout ways, even for Yeerks. OC-centric.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Running on Fumes reviews
RiD, set between 'The Test' and 'Wedge's Short Fuse': Something is rotten in the heart of the Megastar - and that's just the engines. As the fallout dust clears, nobody's quite got what they wanted - or have they?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scourge, Mega-Octane - Complete
Iron Resolve reviews
Pre-Armada: Not many Minicons are eager to take a side in the war. So when one of the exceptions does turn up, Refute wants to know if she’s doing it for the right reasons…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Any Storm in a Port reviews
Armada: Stuck in the Decepticon base, the Sea Team will take any entertainment they get their hands on. Enter Laserbeak. Posted in honour of International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Surface Reading reviews
Armada: Sparkplug meant to bring another Minicon home safely. Some people have other ideas - starting with Oceanglide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Missing the Point reviews
Armada: Bored or not, Terradive isn't much for debating.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Online Pursuits reviews
RiD: T-AI doesn't need to take time out to have her own fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/19/2008 - T-Ai, Crosswise - Complete
As It Should Be reviews
Takes place near the end of the third game. 343 Guilty Spark is very clear on how things ought to proceed, especially at this point.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Sterner Stuff reviews
Armada: A certain Minicon team goes AWOL, and Laserbeak is sent to fetch them in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Laserbeak - Complete
Retraction reviews
RiD: after 'An Explosive Situation' Megatron retrieves Skybyte, and reconsiders if he really wants to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Megatron - Complete
Up the Wall reviews
Armada: Even on a mission, Bulks can be the least of a Minicon's problems. There are other Minicons, for example...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Laserbeak, Blackout - Complete
What Comes Down reviews
RiD, set after 'Attack From Outer Space': Movor finds out just how much disgrace he's in. Oh, and Mega-Octane has an idea...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Movor, Mega-Octane - Complete
The Cyclonus Diaries reviews
Armada: What's bad fanfiction like for the characters in it? Incredibly silly, as it happens...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,396 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
Welcoming Committee reviews
Armada: A new warrior arrives in the Autobot base, and finds that one or three people are waiting for her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Out of the Loop reviews
Armada: Skywarp's fellow jets - and Scavenger - conspire to give him a very bad day...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Skywarp - Complete
Calling the Shots reviews
Armada: Globetrotting with instatravel in the company of giant alien robots may be fun, but there's always a price, and someone or something willing to make you pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Spectator Sport reviews
Armada: Minicons get everywhere and see everything. Especially 'secret' training sessions...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Laserbeak, Hot Shot
Late Night Worker reviews
Pre-Armada: Nightscream's choice of hangout was actually worse before the war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Nightscream - Complete
Ashwall reviews
Post-Armada: A mysterious power cut leads to some nasty discoveries. Certain officials must face the possibility of terrorist activity - or at least stop the Minicons from cheering the villains on. Chapter 2 up, and the silliness continues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
A Matter of Taste reviews
Armada: Ransack knows compromise is important, but very often organising it just isn't worth the effort...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Under Cover of Night reviews
Armada: Bending the rules for the sake of your sanity is all very well... unless, of course, you happen to get caught.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Smokescreen, Prowl - Complete
Vendetta reviews
Armada: Today's victims are tomorrow's Decepticons, and they don't forget...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
The Last Laugh reviews
Armada: We all have to account for our actions sooner or later. Starscream returned to the Decepticons, but what if he left a message?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Complete
Starglaring reviews
Armada: In which Skywarp and Thrust discover they have something in common.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Skywarp, Thrust - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
Armada: Faced with a tricky choice, Sonar reflects that there are some things it's better not to take a chance on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Graft reviews
Armada: With the trials of separation causing problems for some Minicons, the Space Team gets a chance to play matchmaker and explain a thing or two about themselves. Whether this is good or bad remains uncertain...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Prowl - Complete
Grand Designs reviews
Armada: It takes half a minute to summarize a master plan, half a day to complete it, and an ungodly amount of talent in between to pull it off... and this, Thrust explains, is where he comes in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Thrust, Inferno - Complete
Overwhelmed reviews
Armada: Tidal Wave is not best pleased with his new station in life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Tidal Wave - Complete
Cleaning House reviews
Armada: Dirt Boss takes on the rest of the base, and their slagging power hose too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
One's Own Devices reviews
Armada: When people miss the point it can be downright depressing for the ones who come up with it. Sometimes the best thing to do is leave the rest of the world to think what they will...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
Scraping Bottom reviews
Armada: A routine patrol takes an unexpected twist for Hot Shot and Sideswipe as they uncover the most menacing Decepticon plot to date... right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Tidal Wave, Sideswipe - Complete
Comes A Time reviews
Armada: Sometimes keeping in the present is the only way to deal with the future. PoV thingy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Lateral Listening reviews
Armada: Galvatron knows that context is everything, especially when making sense of Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Galvatron, Starscream - Complete
