Y'know, I'm just gonna throw my cards out on the table right now, because I really, REALLY don't feel like getting dicked around by people I thought were my friends because of it again. I'm asexual/panromantic. I'm married to a trans woman, so I guess I'm technically in a lesbian relationship. So yeah, I support LGBTQ things. If you find any of this unacceptable, please do not try to talk to me. I get really attached to my friends, and having things go sour because they can't accept me for who I am is extremely hurtful and I don't want to deal with that again. Thanks. Also, the Canadian political party called the NDP can be most closely compared to the Democrats in the US (though that's not a perfectly accurate comparison. Honestly, I'd go Green if I thought they ever had a chance...), so yeah, my views swing to the left, so if THAT'S ALSO an issue, I dunno what to tell you. I mean, it's been right there in my profile for LITERALLY YEARS.

Random Junk About Me: 38 years old, female and IDGAF who knows it. Canadian. Agnostic. NDP supporter. Nuts. Likes to write fan fic. Mostly harmless. (Be glad I only let my Id loose in RPs, in other words.) Review Addict. Review please?

The following paragraph was originally written (mostly) around 2004. I've left it here for the hell of it.

My Self Insert, Skylark, has a tendency to act totally nuts, usually in a hyperactive way. She can pull a variety of items out of hammerspace, including a nail bat, nukes, the Mallet of Approval and her doll collection. And now, possibly Spheda clubs. Hee hee. She has an immunity to fire and nuclear radiation. She is also a great big pyro and not afraid to sully her hands (talons?) with blood. Let's just leave it at criminally insane, shall we? Lastly, she's extremely fond of BW0's OC, Ravendor. She wants to learn to make REAL tea from Professor Layton, because the only instant she's ever had that wasn't herbal tasted like boiled ditch water. Tee hee. And now she really wants to adopt G1 Starscream and raise him to be a good little Decepticon. Mwaa haa haa!

Favorite animation studios: Studio Ghibli, Pixar Animation Studio (Favourite movies are, respectively, Porco Rosso and WALL-E.)

Games I'm currently playing: Animal Crossing: New Horizons/Leaf

Books/Graphic Novels or Manga I'm currently reading: The Misenchanted Sword

Music I'm currently listening to over and over again: WHATEVER I CAN FIT ON A 16 GB FLASH DRIVE! MWAAA HAA HA HAAAA!

Artworks for my fics can be found at the following links:

The cover art for Ship of Theseus: skylarkstarflower. deviantart. com/art/Jay-and-the-Falcon-664741980

Emma, from Heart and Soul: skylarkstarflower. deviantart. com/art/Emma-668614314

Pixie, for an upcoming story, and also kinda sorta in Rise of the Kitten of Doom: skylarkstarflower. deviantart. com/art/Pixie-664668393

For Sam and Max related junk, check death-from-above-aiee. tumblr. com or just poke around my Deviant Art account in general.

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Stories that I hope to write someday:

NINJAGO

Dragon Shadows: There's big trouble going down and the dragons are caught smack dab in the middle of it. Can the Elemental Masters come together to save the day again?
-Not getting sad anymore looking at chapter one, but still stuck on a difficult part.

Let's Screw Around With Time!: Unknown to the ninja, there has been an evil, lurking in the shadows, watching them for years, biding their time...and now that time has come. The twins think they're in charge, but they haven't accounted for their snakes...
-So much Time Twin suffering. :D The plotting of which will hopefully begin soon!

Ninja Goes On A Journey of Self Discovery and Other Related Nonsense: (No, that's not actually going to be the title. :3) Zane has come to the realization that there are still many mysteries about himself that even he doesn't know the answers to, and decides that the best way to solve them is to look into his father's past. He finds more than he expects along the way.
-Moving this one to after the one bringing in the Time Twins, 'cause I came up with a good reason for Zane to suddenly look into his past, and it's name is Acronix. (You'll see what I mean when I get there. :3) Also, I have no idea what to do with a certain character in the other story, so leaving them out will probably be for the best.

Rite of Passage: After a near-death experience, Shade has a sudden urge to go home, to complete something he never got to finish before being sent away. His friends tag along with him, but none of them realize that home is nowhere on Ninjago...
-Aw, yeah, I'ma write a story about Shade and the history I came up with for him. It'll be good times. :3

Something Wiggling About In My Brain: Kai is the Slither Pit newbie, and he has yet to fully learn the ropes. He'll have to learn quick, if he's going to survive. An unusual new friend may be able to help him out with that.
-I feel like writing an introduction to Ratu, my Fangpyre OC from SoT, explaining how he and Kai first met and became friends. It will absolutely get gruesome.

Accent Nonsense: Jay's parents have accents. Jay does not. Which is rather strange, when you think about it, so just how did that happen?
-Ever since I watched the episode introducing Jay's parents, it's bothered me that he doesn't share their accent, so I came up with something to explain it.

The Time of Their Lives: (Probably not going to be the title of the finished work, but whatever. For now, it's funny.) No one is actually born evil, and the same is true of the Time Twins. What kind of life did the boys have before their ultimate betrayal?
-I'ma do it. I'ma write a fic about the history I've set up for the twins. Just need to sort out a couple names and exactly what happened to their father, and I'll be all set.

POKEMON SWORD/SHIELD

Yes, I Just Combined Those Other Two Ideas Into One: The new Galar Champion decides to call a tournament in Wyndon, inviting pretty much everyone they know. Due to a booking error, Piers and Raihan end up sharing a hotel room. The simple act of trying to talk to Piers on a sleepless night ends up with Raihan learning more about the punk than he ever expected, and leads to the two (and Marnie!) going on an epic camping trip to find an old friend.
-So, as it says, due to the headcanons I've developed about these characters, I ended up combining the two story ideas I had from before into one bigger, better fic idea. There will still be fluff, and there will still be blood and tears, and it will be great. :D

Let's Drag Kabu Into My Insanity: After a night out with Raihan ends up going viral, Piers lands in deep trouble. With Child Services threatening to remove Marnie from his care and Piers freaking the heck out about it, Kabu decides to step in and makes an offer Piers never expected.
-Trust me, this'll be cute. Or at least, that's the plan. :B

Meet The Family: Kabu's parents show up. Hijinks ensue.
-Yup, that's it. That's all you're getting. :B

LET'S FACE IT: EVERYTHING AFTER THIS POINT IS PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENING, BUT HERE ARE THE IDEAS ANYWAY

POSSIBLE CROSSOVER JUNK

Where is my brain?: I am really, seriously considering attempting to write a crossover of Ninjago and Transformers: Rescue Bots, if only to have Dani and Cole end up sharing a kitchen. And have Zane and Chase hang out and be autistic robot BFFs. And perhaps an eating contest between Cole and Kade, because why not? Oh, and everything is Kai and Blurr's fault, because you know it is.
-Who even knows at this point. I might, I might not.

My Brain Continues to Be Missing: After a bizarre mishap with the Realm Crystal, the ninja (and Dareth) find themselves stuck in a strange, underground world where battles are fought with...slugs?
-OH BOY! Ninjago/Slugterra, anyone? I've already got a stupid headcanon that Floppers are attracted to particularly warm people, so Zane and Kai tend to find themselves surrounded by the little goobers. Which is fine, because Zane (and especially PIXAL) adores them and decides to keep every single one. (They'll end up with like, 50 of the buggers, all of which PIXAL will have named and be able to identify on sight.)

Oh Wow Man: The fae have created connections where once there were none. A whole city is replaced by a doppelganger. Adam needs to travel to Chicago for a business meeting, while Mercy decides to visit an old friend at the Last Chance Garage.
-If you understood everything I've typed here, congratulations! You're familiar with both the Mercy Thompson novels, and Biker Mice From Mars, both of which my wife and I are going to cross over into a giant, weird mess of a fic. You're welcome! (Hah hah, yeah right. Maybe one day.)

SAM AND MAX

My Own Best Enemy: Sam is still having trouble dealing with what happened at the end of The Devil's Playhouse, despite himself, and events take an...interesting turn after a trip to a local high school science fair. As well, the clones are having problems of their own.
-HA HA YEAH RIGHT! arrrggghhhhh

As for my Cave Story epic with the crappy title, I'll try to pick that up again, too. Maybe. I don't even know. I have no idea where the physical copy has gone now. Whoops.