After a friend attempts to perform alchemy from one of her favorite anime shows, Amelia finds herself on military property and about to go to prison for trespassing, until the Fuehrer offers her a chance: She gets a one-year trial period learning under a certified alchemist and if she passes, she gets a get-out-of-jail-free card. Now if she could only find someone to teach her…

Assorted short stories, read some or all for fun. Twin pranks, Bumblebee and Arcee, Decepticon tomfoolery, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a care nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes with revenge by Ratchet for utter mayhem. A collection with cameos and surprises that fits in no other fic to make you smile or groan.

Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.

An average chase through the Ghost Zone goes awry and Danny gets sucked into a portal to another world, unable to get back home. As he struggles to find a way back he comes to appreciate this hero-glorifying society he's found himself in, but he'll soon learn that the villains of this world are not to be underestimated.

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU, updated version and other materials will be available on AO3, under the same name.)

(see latest ch. update) Rosemary Aer is a nurse & recently graduated uni student living & working in California. Boyfriend, her own place, a perfect life. Until a night gone awry & change in her plans sends her to the past. Giant humans, fighting teenagers, & a certain shorty leave her feeling so out of place. How will she get back? More importantly, why was she here? Levi X OC.

Clare has been marked by the Allspark and called by the Matrix of Leadership. But the war is far from over. Clare must survive another battle against the Decepticons and their surprising ally, as well as find out her family's secret that started her adventures. The third installment to the Clare Roberts stories. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual crap.

She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?

It's astonishing how much a single, simple change can make one's fate take an entirely different direction. M rating for language and mature content.

I don't even think about my life before. The way I see it, things are better now. We are the new world order. We are the Saviors. Negan / OC

Arcee tries to keep her relationship with Knockout a secret, but some things are easier said than done.

MW3 AU, immediately follows the events of MW2. After their rescue by Nikolai, MacTavish receives lifesaving medical attention, while Captain Price must deal with inner wounds of his own. Forced to lie low in Afghanistan, they are reunited with an old friend, but soon find themselves on the run from former allies.

Life. It is a short, painful thing. Fate. It is the defining object of all lives, yet many do not believe in it. When your life is gone, but fate has other plans, what happens next? Gwendoline knows better than anyone, and when the fate of a company of 13 dwarves, a hobbit, and a wizard lies in her hands, she is the one that will decide the path of this unlikely group. Thorin/OC

Would you help the one in need? Even if the one requiring your help is someone out of this world... Someone you are scared to death of... Little did Alia know how her spur of the moment decision to show compassion would inadvertently impact her entire life.

The story of a drug dealer who fights for what's right, and ends up falling for what is so very wrong. After all, she won't let him burn her city, even if he insists on making her his Queen. Bane/OC, slight AU.

THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED. IT'S BEING REWRITTEN! Find the link for the rewrite, as well as previews, in the final chapter. Thanks for the support everyone has given me; I hope you can support the rewrite as well!

The sequel to You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter. Definitely read it before starting this one. After the events of the Dark Knight, Jess leaves Gotham. But little can prevent her from returning to a life of crime. And nothing can prevent the clown from returning to her. Joker x OC.

After falling from Asgard, Loki finds himself wandering Earth, world-weary, jaded from all of Midgard. Until he rescues a young mortal woman. But what is she to him? And what is it she possesses that SHIELD are so desperate to get their hands on? Loki/OC

What if Josh had gone with Dee at the very end of the Alchemyst? Would the prophecy be completed? Or would the twins stand divided against each other forever? *Sort of an alternate ending? Title and Summary subjected to changing.*

Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!

God, why couldn't things just be easy in her life for once? Megatron/OC. Spoiler Warnings: Based off the novel of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" and the movie.

When a girl from our world enters the world of Transformers:Prime how will the Bots deal with this unexpected occurrance? And can she handle being in a world where Decepticons are just as real as the Bots? Rated T just in case.

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

Forming a relationship with the extremely introverted, empathy-filled, dog-lover is going to be anything but easy. I suppose it's good thing Genevieve Forde is up for a challenge. Series of one-shots focused around a Will/OC relationship, may contain spoilers!

My name is Captain Petral Levark of the Task Force 141. Death is only part of my job, however, I was not prepared for when the dead begin walking again. Or when I learned that I would be responsible for finding the roots of the supposed "walking dead", and expected to put an end to a plan that already took root years and years ago...

War spreads as humanity is tested, divided and eradicated. Survival was hard enough for Alexis, adding Starscream back to the mix will bring further complications; all the good, bad, and tragedy of it. Sequel to The Dark Spark of Renewal. Complete.

"Do you promise?" "I just swore to it, did I not?" "It means nothing. How can I know for sure?" A coy, deadly smirk came to Hannibal Lecter's face. "You can't."

Someone had to make sure that the DNA fusion would work. And what happens when the originals meet up with Maximum Ride and her flock? Anger is flared and kisses are given out, but in the end will it all work out? James Patterson owns his characters. R&R.

Sam Winters is having an awful day in her new job. The last thing she needs is an embarrassing encounter with a rather dashing mystery man. Who is the enignmatic John Price?

I didn't ever expect to come this far. Never. I was only a doctor and I didn't ask for this. I didn't want to be in the Task Force 141. And I didn't want to fall in love with Captain John Price either. But all that matters now is Makarov. We've got to find Makarov.

When Naruto recieves a Mysterious Letter from a Mr. Cullen what will he find out? Who is this Mr. Cullen and how does he know Naruto? Threesome NU/JH/AC

June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language

I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC

When Tyrn is warped from her world to the A:TLA world, she's immediately thrown into the Gaang's everyday adventures. From fighting a war to romance amongst friends, this is sure to be a wild ride! Chapter 18 is now UP!

Anko gets picked on for having a 'crush' on Orochimaru.

Loosely Based in MW3, mostly AU. After Makarov's reappearance, the SAS is back to work with new members of the well abhorred UNSF. However, both parties are finding out how hard habits actually die when lives are at stake. UPDATE (APRIL 14, 2013) I will be returning back to this story! I have not abandoned it or my fellow readers!

What happens when Joseph Allen's role is filled by a woman, and she's inserted as a blatant honeypot, sent to obtain Intel straight from Makarov? Would he fall into the trap, or would he make use of her in other ways? Somewhat AU-ish. Makarov OC.

In this highly anticipated sequel, join one of ff. net's favorite couples as they journey to a land lain waste by the foolishness of man. What is this new and terrible invader that threatens to take the world of Naruto by storm? Read and find out!

Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.

Naruto performs a forbidden jutsu that opens a portal to the Avatar's World. Now he has lost the scroll and has to find a way to get back home. Naruhina Sasusaku Kataang Sukka and some mixed show couples. Please R&R!

The very second Maximum Ride/Pokemon crossover! One night, not knowing where they're going, the Flock happens to stumble into the Pokemon World. Once there, they will face challenges never they've never experienced before! Read on to find out more!

Clare holds the secrets to Earth's end, but the Autobots are away and she's stuck at camp. To make matters worse, odd things begin to happen to her, sinister things. Sequel to Marked by the Spark. Rated M for language, violence and more sexual crap.

Prime. Written in response to SargesGrl12's "Bully." As it turns out, Vince isn't one to ignore a blow to his pride. As the delinquent continues to give Rafael and his friends hell, Ratchet takes it upon himself to fix their problems by any means necessary.

Six girls unwillingly stumble into the unfamiliar and often dangerous world of Naruto, where they are forced to compete in the most difficult test of them all: the Chunin Exams. And when you come from a world where ninjas don't exist, things can get ugly.

Megatron suddenly disappears with only a security video as a trace. Sector 7 have gotten their hands on him again. And he won't be so lucky this time. The Autobots and co have to race against time, to save the Decepticon before it's too late. LAST CHAPTER BEING REWRITTEN. MAY CONTINUE AFTERWARDS.

The Autobots recover after DOTM, old and new faces, lost friends, and tricks of the trade. R&R please!

Arcee is plagued by the memories of Cliffjumper, and flees the Autobot base to clear her mind. Little does she know she'll find herself in trouble when she crosses paths with Knockout who is feeling rather...randy. Transformers Prime. Arcee x Knock Out.

Post DOTM: Our OC Elena takes on Director Mearing. As Epps says, "Its on now!" Rated for mild language

Post DOTM: Our OC Elena and Lennox brainstorm a scheme to fool Mearing, but when Elena gets a look at Optimus' hologram for the first time she espies trouble brewing.

Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie

The war is over, and Makarov is dead. But Taskforce 141 remains disavowed, and the capture/kill order on Price was never rescinded. He's a wanted man, and they're taking him in – if he survives. AU. Oneshot. SPOILERS

Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC

Five times Sam wished Carly could just be a little more like Mikaela.

A truck driver is hired to take a beat up Peterbilt halfway across the country... but this truck is more than meets the eye. What starts as a three day delivery becomes a life changing experience. Optimus/OC, TF:Prime

June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.

After the events in Egypt, the night that follows is neither calm nor peaceful in comparison.

Optimus may have perished, but the war ended all the same. Was in the mood to write something tragic and decided to make an alternate ending for DOTM. Probably OOC. Reviews are welcome.

Movieverse. The concept of 'family' is a tricky one to define, especially when you add humans into the mix. Cosmic joke drabbles.

The moon reveals a badly kept secret, Lennox wants a talk about pets, Bumblebee has ditched the Autobots and…Megatron is playing Scrabble? Why are Dylan's dogs with Sam and Carly? A Dark of the Moon Parody. Major spoilers.

Maximum Ride was created to save the world. Now she must learn to trust a military group that fights alien robots. Lots of Max-humor, wisecracks, and big bots! thanks for all the great reviews, people! :D

Oneshot. It was over. Earth's government were complying with the Decepticon terms and agreeing to exile the Autobots. The night before their due departure, can one N.E.S.T mechanic give him a reason to stay? Optimus/OC. Rated for sexual implications.

Fifty drabbles on Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone. Contains some sensitive material.

Transformers: Prime. Breakdown and Knock Out dealing with the aftermath of the MECH incident. Slash or not, your call.

You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.

Aang and the others follow Appa into the spirit world. But when they leave, they are no longer in the same dimension. Avatar/Naruto crossover. "There's no way I'm letting you ride Akamaru!"

Being left for death on a battlefield, a fool still hopes. But the Autobots are getting closer. That sound – is that the transformation of a friend or foe? A claw grips his wing. Slight AU at the end of RotF; romance, H/C, POV: Starscream

A series of one-shots, drabbles, and stories centered on Starscream's Femme Clone, Slipstream, and her interactions with other characters. LOLs and D'Awwwws all around. :TFA: :Slipstream/Megatron: :Rated for themes: Really long chapter added!

Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-

When all-out war breaks out between Russia and America, there are those who must remain faithful to the course that they themselves had chosen, forming alliances based upon brotherhood and the notion that peace will come one day. Sequel to Beautiful, RNR!

Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.

Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.

When the students of Konoha are slowly getting killed off one by one, it's up to Tsunade and Kakashi to solve what the heck is going on. The killer, meanwhile, smiles while their friends are dying, because they're saving them from themselves...

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Orochimaru's mind gets spliced with sixteen year old Candy. He can't stand her constant commentary but is she on to something? OroAnko Orochimaru Anko

Little Pete has a new trick; taking people from another universe, and putting them in his. Toph gets possessed by the Darkness, Aang is stranded on an island with Caine, and Little Pete, well, he's still screaming.

The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.

While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time

Love. Hate. Anger. Jealousy. Revenge. Spite. Betrayal. Confusion. The Akatsuki run through a number of new emotions as a young Leaf-Village Ninja, shows up to help them take over the world. Pairings, OC, blood and guts Rated for violence and *Smooch* XP

I walk into her office.Drunk… Lazy… Asleep…Careless…Drooling These are all words to describe my beloved master Tsunade. It will be a Yuri eventually and this will not be a one shot. Its not going to be an immediate romance.Sorry will get up nxt chptr

Naruto X Avatar:TLA. When worlds collide, it's for a reason... Will the Avatar give Naruto the knowledge he needs to bring worldwide peace? SagaStory 9: Retrieval!

I AM NOT CONTINUING THIS STORY . A story surrounded by Anko's life. Anko lost her parents as a child, witnessing their deaths. When a man offers to take her in and train her, she accepts. All she ever wanted to do was belong, but just how badly?

When Katara falls into the world of Naruto after a prank gone wrong and Sakura ends up in the Avatar world after an overdone wind release worlds collide.

After being falsely accused of killing Hinata, Naruto is banished from Konoha. However he doesn't go alone, he takes a few friends with him and eventually they end up in the world of avatar. The Gaang won't know what hit them! Part 1 complete

What happens when kabuto makes Orochimaru his slave for life? Rated M for Mature. Orochimaru X my own character

Even though it had been such a long time since MacTavish had seen Price, the memories from five years ago remained. And when his old captain joins him once more, Soap is once again faced with his own thoughts and dreams. Soap/Price

What if...Instead of the cube disappearing when it was shoved into Megatron's chest, it shattered instead, sending countless shards all over the world? What if the Autobots had a new mission? And what if they met new allies along the way?

One day Danny meets Max and her flock. What will happen? And what does Vlad have to do with all this? Read to find out! Sorry, I suck at summaries crossover with maximum ride

This is a character battle viii fanfiction based on the character battle held on gamefaqs in 2010. The project will follow the bracket of the contest with an entirely new concept for the battles.

A teenage girl was burned by a shard of the All Spark and even keeps it, not knowing what it was. Now a giant robot attacks her and another robot saves her. What next? Warning! Rated M for language, violence, and may have some sexual crap.

50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!

Oneshot. PostROTF. A year and a day after Egypt. Galloway, meet Simmons. Simmons used to have your job as obnoxious human official. Simmons, meet Galloway. Galloway is a bit drunk at the moment, so take advantage of his honesty while you can.

Sky is just your average, ordinary girl until the Sound ninjas appear in her bedroom. And how will she react to seeing her favorite anime character come to life? Do not own Naruto characters.

Chasing the Avatar's trail across the sea, Prince Zuko and his uncle Iroh come across the strange new Land of Fire, where ninja abound, but no benders exist at all. Secret Santa story for Chosha Kurenai.

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.

One night as Sakura sleeps she is visited by Orochimaru. Sakura is soon forced to accept that she might be falling in love with her longtime enemy. A Sakura and Orochimaru pairing.

Aang's gang is being sucked into a scroll and into the Naruto world! Find out what happens when their guides in Konoha is Team Kakashi!

DISCONTINUED. Crossover/CRACK. Being sent on a strange mission by Tsunade, Team 7 have gone to the future and landed on the U.S. too! And just as they did so, they meet the crew of iCarly and crazy things happen.

Max and the Flock are in Seattle. And who do they meet. Why the famous iCarly gang! FAX! Maybe Niggy! UP FOR ADOPTION

Azula is sent on a mission to destory the ridiculous story of Twilight.R&R

Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.

Tsunade discovers she has a niece. Except Mel isn't quite what Tsunade imagined. She's a party loving, 14yr old who HATED her mother. Mel tries to fit in, sort of. But something's not right. She just loves to have fun. Too much fun. hmm, crap summary.x

Max and the flock fly over Perdido Beach and visit the McDonald's there when the poof happens. First fanfic so be kind please. Rated T for safety.

A sadistic game intertwines the fate of predator and prey. And slowly, they devour one another. Barricade/Maggie. Warning: Graphic violence, sexual themes, and NC. formerly titled Endgame

After you spend so long wallowing in darkness, it is easy to forget past sacrifices. Living in the lair of the snake is no different. OrochimaruxSakura, one-shot

Three girls decide to create a list of pranks. Who is their intended target? Why, it's Professor Snape of course!

"No buts." Sensei's words were the last thing Monkey Fist heard as he felt himself being dragged away from Yuki's grave. "I'm going to repay my debt to her by saving your life, and you are going to repay yours by living. That is all."

You don't like don't read. Something stupid I came up with in ten minutes. I don't own Naruto.

How chance can shape a person and the life they lead. Tayuya, Orochimaru and why she never looked back. First meetings: discuss.

What happens when Orochimaru uses a new jutsu that completely changes Sasuke's personality? Why he becomes Magical Nurse Witch Sasuke of course.

OroTsu pairing. Oneshot. Kinda a drabblish thing I had going on for a month or two. Can Tsunade face the reality of her true feelings for Orochimaru? What happens when she ends up pregnant?

When Kosoro Tezawari nearly freezes to death, it is a mysterious stranger who comes to her aid. In return for saving her, Kosoro must give him her body and soul, literally! But what happens when she's replaced by another? Oneshot, Orochi X OC.

No villain is born into the world knowing how to be one. What better way to educate and torment some of the most notorious villains in Naruto then place them all in the same classroom?

Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. ---- OrochimaruOC.

The story of how Tayuya joined the Hidden Sound village.

Sequel to 'What Begins with Diet Coke' The Otokage's life already thoroughly invaded and trashed, the three girls set their sights on the rest of the Narutoverse. But we love them really.

Eveyone has bad days. Even the Otokage... Especially when three random crazy people appear from no where and end up ruining his plans by just being alive. Now with real humour! 8D Complete with upcoming sequel.

Oneshot OroOC. 'Nuff said.Rated for difference in age.

Orochimaru makes a bet with Tsunade...and loses! Now, he must not only make good on his promise of a temporary ceasefire, but spend two weeks' time with Tsunade and Jiraiya! After everything that had happened, can they get along for 2 weeks?

It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura

Welcome to Orochimarus evil babbysitting service where we shower your children with knives...I mean Love! Dont own naruto bla bla bla...

Just like the title says. All new, all original, all lolworthy ways to get killed in Otogakure!

60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha a.k.a. 60 ways to get a slow painful death

Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!

Orochimaru goes to drastic and rather silly measures to improve his taijutsu. Not for those who wish to remain sane.

After much debating with himself, Orochimaru decides to go to my talk show to talk about the increasing of his popularity. Much chaos insues. Orochimaru is one of whom I cannot imagine to be straight, so there is implied yaoi.

Leaving Kabuto and Kimimaro in charge turned into a disaster, so Orochimaru leave's Sasuke in charge. But, Sasuke has his own agjenda. R&R

After leaving Kabuto in charge turned out to be a faliure, Orochimaru asks Kimimaro to be in charge for the day. [OneShot]

Orochimaru leave's Kabuto in charge of Otogakure for the day. It's just an accident waiting to happen. R&R

It was the biggest mistake Orochimaru had ever made. He had unknowingly unleashed the most dangerous creature imaginable on the sound village.....R&R PLEASE!

An unknown Ninja tells some kids a very scary story about Orochimaru, Naruto, and a tribe of chibis. Rated M for lots and lots of language. Please review!

Ever wonder where Orochimaru learned to laugh so very evilly? Oneshot, and a very weird one at that...