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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Death Note. Rant.doc Okay, why the hell is Light always the gay one? -addphailkicksin- Estimated Statistics of Future Progressions Naruto Stories have been discontinuted: Estimated to last indefinitely Death Note Plot Bunnies have been let released. Employee responsible fired: Matsuda is in charge of catching them. Self-inserts go here: 99.9 of all stories. But you know you enjoy them anyway. |
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Hands Off! AIM style by xanimejunkie reviews
what would the stars of hands off! talk about on AIM? read and find out! multioneshots.
Hands Off! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Outbreak by Denim88 reviews
It hit the shinobi world without warning. Now the survivors must do whatever it takes to survive and outlast the infection. However, is that even possible when the problem only seems to be spreading at a greater and greater rate? NaruSaku & other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,504 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Bee Charmer by Pipkin Sweetgrass reviews
MEFA AWARD 2nd Place for incomplete story! Can one leave the Shadow of the Ring to seek the Light? Can a Man become a Hobbit? An inner journey with a little action, adventure, drama, supernatural & romance. A tale of selfhealing. PG for some scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,125 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Xiaolin Showdown Academy by Avalon's mists reviews
Join Alice as she is sucked into the world of Xiaolin Showdown to participate in a fanfiction rehabilation program.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Baby Shows Are Evil by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Chase is MAD when his TV is taken over by a certain evil purple dinosaur, who has an evil plot to take over the world. Rated for language, violence, & possible character death.Full summary inside.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Chase
Tainted Blood: The Beginning by Kohana Kurama reviews
Their futures are defined and dictated by those around them...Itachi refuses to be inferior, begins to hate, and awakens the demon within...Sasuke only wants to surpass his older brother...and she only wants to be free...[Itachi, Sasuke, and OC]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The End Is Near by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
When Wuya takes Omis soul and a war threatens to begin new warriors are called in to help. Will they ever get Omi back? As they go spiralling down a path of friendship and betrayal, there are events that bring them closer...and events that tear them apart
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,700 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Xiaolin Showdown: The Fifth Dragon by Ojex XIII reviews
The Xiaolin Monks are back in action and looking for new Wu with a new recruite. RaixKim pairing and possibly ClayxOC pairing. rated T for language and violence. and yes I know I suck at summaries. R&R please.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,270 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Code Xiaolin by Icebender21 reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! It's Xiaolin Showdown Code Lyoko style. Full summary inside. Final Chapter up!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,659 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Jack, Omi - Complete
How a Fangirl Drives Ninjas Crazy by The Raven2 reviews
What happens when a lot of bishounen ninjas gather in one village? Let's see shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006
Xiaolin Showdown: Dragon Djinn Saga by halfhuman123 reviews
When the power of the Dragon Djinns is discovered, the Xiaolin Warriors must learn to form some unlikely partnerships. Pairings include JackKim and OCOC. New: Chapter Nine: The missing parts.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,718 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Jack - Complete
Hiei in Wonderland by Hanbanan reviews
Hiei finds himself trapped in a strange world and blames his situation on a certain ditzy ferry woman! With the help of a loud mouthed kitty girl, a sarcastic conscience and a street smart bunny, will our hero ever make it out AND keep his sanity? [HxB]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Botan, Hiei
Exchange Program by GoesKaboom reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Inside the Mind of: Sasuke Uchiha by Akia and Amora reviews
So what goes on in Sasuke's head? You're about to find out. Why does the Sharingan crave chocolate? Who are the best dressed in Konaha? Find the answers to this in more, in Sasuke's mind!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U.
Hold Me Down by Everything And Nothing reviews
As you hate me. As you break me. You always seem to hold me down. Warnings: Uchihacest, character death, selfharm, and suggestive themes. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chance by ShadowChocobo reviews
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro were sent on a simple mission: destroy the spirit plauging travelers in the desert. However, when the spirit isn't really a spirit at all, trouble starts to brew.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
furenchi kissu? by Caspercat22 reviews
“urm no da! What’s this furenchi kissu?” Now it was Miaka’s turn to look embarrassed, “well its…uh…” she played with her fingers, looking up at him, “perhaps its better if I show you.”
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Chichiri, Miaka - Complete
Extremely Amazing! by Artoveli reviews
Oh, man. After six years of pining, spying on Sarah, and practicing his contact juggling, Jareth has had a brilliant idea. Get this: Why not try to get back together with Sarah? Crazy, right? Crazy amazing! Whoa! Complications? Perherherherhaps!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Apprentice by OnexLuckyxGirl reviews
Twisting and turning in life's fateful dance, playing into destiny's hands—all I could hear was word 'Apprentice' sliding from his lips over my cold body and racing heart...[OrochimaruOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
A Unlikely Wish Away by Avalon's mists reviews
Anything here will give it away. Just read the Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Taltalnen's Diary by Taltalnen reviews
Ah, who knows what horrors dwell in the minds of the Nazgul? Well, now you can find out, because I happen to have the diary of Taltalnen, ringwraith8. Beware wraiths have dirty minds. Based on a serial comic I drew a few years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Frodo B., Sauron
Stranger by Tryske reviews
Scipio meets a girl in an...unusual way and brings her back to the Stella. But when she wakes up from a raging fever, she could prove to be a threat to his cover...whatever will he DO? ScipOC pairing
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
Jareth's Mistake by Sophie3 reviews
Once again Sarah has made the mistake of wishing for Jareth to come take her away, but it’s Jareth that’s made the even bigger mistake! Just see what kind of misadventure awaits our favorite Goblin King!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Jarerth's Shoulders are Getting Crowded by Avalon's mists reviews
The story of Labyrinth from a new view.We'll see Jareth's thoughts in a manifestating of a demon and a angel.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006
A Homicide of Sorts by idkwhatthisevenis reviews
The REAL reason why Itachi killed his clan. [OOC crack OneShot] Sorry, no Uchihacest. xD Rated T for language and, er, suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
WITCH goes to Hogwarts by Ice Silver Crystal reviews
The W.I.T.C.H gang tell their parents about their powers and then are asked to go to Hogwarts. Rivalry, romance and hard times await them... will they pull through?
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Menagerie by MsCongeniality reviews
A collection of drabbles focusing on various characters and subjects.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005
Angels for Sale by Katani Masaya reviews
What would you go by if you had to choose? The pretty one that fits the profile? Or the one that calls to your heart? No pairing, simple, short fic. Read note at bottom before or after you read the story.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Rest In Peace by Lunetta Suzie Jewel reviews
Leon has finally found D again, and this time their relationship is no longer professional. But the newfound love can't defeat what's attacking D from the inside. Or can it? DxLeon, ChrisxPonchan.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2006
Dead to the World by Roving Kite reviews
250 word response to a livejournal challenge. Of petshop owners and their stubborn immortals.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Day Job by Shinoru Aki Ameagari reviews
A sixteen year old girl whose greatest wish is for majic to exist gets a part time job at the shop that sells dreams... but with the reapearance of D's father, Hers may be the one wish the shop will not grant.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006
Melissa in MiddleEarth by Quickbeam29 reviews
An ordinary girl finds herself magically transported to MiddleEarth, where things are not what she expected...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Legolas, Frodo B. - Complete
The Sweet Shop Next Door by pass the broccolini reviews
A young animal rights activist meets Count D. [Completed. Updated to T, just to be safe.]
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Surviving by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Surviving is more than just not being killed. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
This Is Konoha's Future by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
The Darkest Slow Dance by sweetStellar17 reviews
Yusuke's got problems, for one he's locked in a dungeon with a mysterious girl, who claims to be half demon, and two, this hottie just might one of his relatives. Please R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Yusuke U., Raizen
Hinata and the Chocolate Factory by Kiel667 reviews
You think you know the story...but chances are you've never read a version like this! Hinata Hyuuga loves chocolate but is too poor to buy any. Won't she be surprised when she's invited to the largest and most famous chocolate factory in the whole world!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
Life is Pretty Plain by Tie Kerl reviews
When Holly loses a magical stone, Artemis is recruited to find it. But someone already has. Kim Holmes is promptly kidnapped and brought to Ireland. Where she promptly does something incredibly stupid. Now they're stuck... somewhere...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
Itachi's Pet by OMGtheNinjas reviews
Kisame has a cat. Itachi has a dog. Cute? Hardly. Akatsuki members with animal issues. What's not to love? Purposely OOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
A Night At The Bishi House by OmniEzekiel reviews
When bishounen live together, things can go up in flames. Pun intended.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
What Guy? by OMGtheNinjas reviews
The English language can be fun. Kurenai tries to make acquaintances with her fellow Jounin Instructors, and it goes wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,488 - Follows: 823 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11115 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Mirai by Casket Lily reviews
Sequel to I'll be there for you: Fuuko and Tokiya are finally together. Ai comes back to Tokyo for college. That's not all. There's a new enemy and they must fight in another UBS. And will Koganei finally admit his feelings to Ai? To/Fuu, Koganei/OC
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002
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Death Note Virtual Adoption Agency reviews
Author finds website dedicated to experimentation with the very fibers of the universe. Are the simulations in this alternate reality simulations. . . or have the test subjects been drawn into something a lot more dangerous?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
A Little Piece of Heaven reviews
Oneshot OroOC. 'Nuff said.Rated for difference in age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
