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Author has written 37 stories for Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Inheritance Cycle, Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar: Last Airbender, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Comics, and Harry Potter. EMS Wow I come off as a real jerk in my profile. That can't be good. Hi Prepare for a long profile. This is where every quote I really like goes. And this is a good site. Sign up! /refer.php?id=Wycca I ship Cherenity! Cherenity is Xiaolin Chase Young from Xiaolin Showdown and Serenity from Yugioh. It all began on a bizzare rpg where I was making fun of pairings in general. Now I just find it funny. Feel free to write about it. It makes just as much sense as anything else. If You've ever looked at one of these things and thought the statistics must be lying copy and paste this into your profile. “A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around” Edgar Watson Howe Howl: Calcifer, move the castle sixty miles west. Howl: I'm tired, make some hot water for my bath. Howl: Sophie! You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you've done to my hair! Look! Old Sophie: What a pretty color. Markl: Shadows begin to creep from walls He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him! We are the ghost of duel monsters past and we are here to kick butt and play card games. And we're all out of cards. --Me. Screw the hospital! I have Kaiba's money!--Me “I told you spending all that time in his office was driving him crazy,” the younger employee whispered. “He’s having relationship problems with his computer…”--The Mary Sue Curse by Sakurelle Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer "God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing."- Doug Johnson "One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown "Note to self: Never brake up with a girl the violent gardening section." –Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents) "I don’t really fit in,"- Raven "He’s green, I’m half metal and she’s from outer space. You fit in just fine,"- Cyborg (Teen Titians) "Come on yogurt bacteria fight off the evil cheese bacteria-- My brother "What kind of parents are you? The worlds leading ghost experts, and you can't figure out your own son is half ghost!"- Dan "I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"- Gracie Hart (Miss Congeniality) "I was 22, I had two more days left of drama school and it was, like, 'Here, have a career.' Boom. There you go."- Orlando "Now the world will endure 1000 years of darkness!"- Master Fung: "Why 1000?"- Kimiko "It's actually 962 years, but 1000 sounds more ominous."- Master Fung (Xiolin Showdown) "There are only two things my wealth hasn’t gotten me."- Vlad "Um..."- Maddie "Is he hitting on mom?"- Danny "As long has he working toilets, and mom says no, who cares?"- Jazz (Danny Phantom?") "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you"- Unknown "I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"- Homer (The Simpsons) "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain "Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park."-Johnny Depp "I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman) "The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun."- General Kimsey (Armageddon) "American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!"- Lev Andropov (Armageddon) "Do you have an idea for your story yet?"- Hobbes "No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."- Calvin "What mood is that?"- Hobbes "Last-Minute Panic."- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) "Eighty percent of success is showing up."-Woody Allen "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"-Edgar Bergen "My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."-Ed Furgol "Dude you are one seriously crazed up fruitloop."- Danny (Danny Phantom) "I hope you know what you're doing big brother." -Mokuba "Joey, I don't think you should cook the candy bars..." -Yugi "We've come this far, I'm not gonna blow it. ... Actually, I am."- Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!) "We use the best in advanced tecnology to control the demon population and if I'm correct you poke them with a sharp stick ?"- Maggie Walsh "It's more effective than it sounds."- Buffy (Buffy the vampire slayer) "Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this."- Jack "You must be so exhausted you can't even talk. So I'll keep talking."- Jack (Danny Phantom) "There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."- Bill Cosby "Politics: "Poli" a Latin word meaning "many"; and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".- Robin Williams The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."- Robin Williams " Stop playing with that. Its a weapon not a toy" " (Fill in name)" are you playing with the Cheese Wiz?" " Acording to this clock I should have died ten minutes ago." Me " There are probably worse thing than being addicted to pants." My brother. . " Your not very good at stealing very large packages" my brother girlfriend to me when I was trying to take something from my brothers room. "There are no straight men, Just men who have not yet met Legolas". Harry has a Diary? Harry named his Diary? Wow this kid is more messed up than me. Neville in . Lemme Think a fanfic by WeRtheFutureScaredYet "I have the right to remain silent...I just don't have the ability"- Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour "Fascinating. How do we kill it?" - General Landry, Stargate SG1 "If your going to kill someone, kill them. Don't stand around talking about it."- Anna, Van Helsing "General Hammond, permission to beat the crap out of this man." - Jack, Stargate SG1 "You know that 'We come in peace' business? Bite me." - Jack, Stargate SG1 USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. -David Letterman I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield Suicide hotline...please hold. -some guy with an attitude ' Boys, you cant live with them and it's illegal to shoot them' -keychain " I am not insane!I,m so insane" "You just said you were insane! " No I didn't." You are insane."Me and a "friend" during a newspaper class. "Have a great summer.AND DON"T POURAGLASS OF WATER ON MY HEAD!" What that person wrote on my year book. He is funny. When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."- random saying "Maybe it's best that monkeys aren't armed with dynamite."- it was on Animal Planet I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce” "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"Jack Sparrow, PotC "Ron- The spiders...they want me to tapdance...I don't want to tapdance... "Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!" "The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep, one last time! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn! FORTH EORLINGAS!" "There may come a day when the courage of men fails... an hour of wolves before the Age of Men comes crashing down - but it will not be this day! This day we fight!" "Never underestimate stupid people in large groups." “I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally.” "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein “I smile because I have no idea what’s going on” Mark Russell (1932 - ) "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." All books are either dreams or swords, Sword Blades and Poppy Seed Aragorn: Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth. I bid you stand, Men of the West! Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf. Legolas: What about side-by-side with a friend? Gimli: Aye, I could do that. Halbarad: Elves are a strange folk! Gimli: Tell me about it, you should have been with us in Fangorn. Now THAT was strange. Halbarad: This isn't strange? Gimli: Oh it's strange, but this place is more of a "I know What You Did Last Summer" kind of strange while Fangorn was kind of a "Michael Jackson" strange. Halbarad: (shudder) Speak no more of it! - stupid ring parody It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. Douglas Adams Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Douglas Adams -You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Douglas Adams Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See" The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless" He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. Douglas Adams, Arthur Dent in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. "I would do anything Tim wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it." "If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them." ''Clowns scare me. I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil'' Johnny Depp "I think everybody's nuts, to tell you the truth. I think everybody is absolutely out of their heads all the time. Watch people sometimes. Just watch people. People are absolutely insane. They just are. Look at us!" Depp Thanks for reading to the end of my profile. Now for things that actually relate to my stories I wrote alot of these a while ago and some I just can't get back into. I'm very sorry. If you miss a story I haven't updated in a while just tell me. I'll give it my best shot to continue. I could use the practice. My current fandoms are Xiaolin Showdown and Yugioh. Lord of the Rings I gave up on when I realized I was butchering a set of books I really really loved. When I get way better at writing I'll have to pick it back up again. |
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