Eragon and Murtagh were sitting around a randomly placed campfire in a clearing in the woods. Saphira asleep and thus cannot stop the horror about to befall them. A twig cracks close to them and it begins.
" Eragon, did you hear that?"Murtagh asked. Eragon stopped poking the fire with a stick and replied,
"I've heard nothing, think it was orcs... umm I mean urgal"?" Murtagh squinted off in the direction of the noise.
" No, they're usually louder. Never mind, it was probably a deer."
All of a sudden a color changing dragon swooped down and landed in the clearing. Riding on it was a absolutely beautiful girl.
She was wearing a periwinkle blue dress with long sleeves that puffed out at the end. It had a full skirt that had embroidery of a dragon spread out upon it. She had long flowing golden hair that went past her waist. Her eyes were purple and blue and seemed to hold sadness.
" Hello my name is Tari Amadil Nellas Acaline. You can call me Tari. And this is my dragon Unicorn." She looked both of them in the eye and their personality began to evaporate.
"My name is Murtagh"
"And my names Eragon. I'm a dragon rider. I'm out to save Alagaesia. It's a top secret thing."
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Meanwhile behind a bush close by a girl sat with a walkie talkie in one hand and a sword in the other.
" Breaker, breaker we got a live one. Should I go after it?"
" Yes stop it before it gets out of hand." She grimly raised her sword.
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Meanwhile back with the plot. Eragon and Murtagh are circling each other with their swords drawn. First blood has yet to be taken.
" I love her more."
" no I do." They started to fight. Absorbed in their fight they never realized the figure creeping up on Tari with a sword. She and turned Tari around.
" Hello. I am Sara. You've destroyed canon, prepare to die." She swung her sword and chopped off Tari's head. Sara sighed knowing her works was done. But form the bleeding stump came a flash of light and Tari was alive again. She grabbed Tari by her hands and dragged her over to the sleeping Saphira. At this point Eragon and Murtagh stopped fighting and instead charged at Sara.
" Oh crap, Saphira wake up! Eragon has been brainwashed." Saphira opened her eyes and looked at Tari in Shock before letting out a blast of fire charring Tari until all that was left of her was a pile of ash that got swept away by the wind.
"Glad your on our side Saphira," Sara said while moving back to the bushes.
" The Sue has been terminated."
Murtagh and Eragon shook their heads looked at their swords with confused faces and sheathed them.
" What just happened?" Murtagh asked. Eragon just sighed while Saphira answered.
" Why your life has been saved. From a deadly foe." Two sets of eyes widened while somewhere Sara snickered.
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