12/25/08:

So, as of right now I'm thinking about working on some stuff. I just uploaded a new chapter for Diary of a Dark Lord so you might want to check it out. And for all of you "So This Is Middle Earth" fans, I AM thinking and planning for a new chapter. I'm trying to nail down a plot line, etc etc. Because if I don't do it before I get too far in the story, then half-way through I might abandon it and that would make you all unhappy, right? Right. So I'm hoping I'll have a new chapter up before next year(6 days...) but I can't promise anything. Also, The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group is... er... stuck? I don't know, I hadn't thought about it in so long and I just realized it's been over a YEAR since I updated that. A YEAR. So expect a new chapter on that pretty soon, and I'm probably going to be wrapping that story up fairly quickly anyway.

I've had some ideas for new stories but I don't want to follow through on any right now. You might see some new one-shots here in the next couple of months. Guess we'll have to wait and see. Also, I'm updating my stories list (at the bottom of this page) so you might want to check it out.

OH! And Worst Romance Ever Written... umm... at this moment, I really have no idea when that will be finished. It WILL be finished eventually, but I cannot say when. Thank you to everyone who ever reviewed that story, I really appreciate it and I'm sorry I've been so negligent. I will finish!! Maybe by the end of '09.

Oh, and apparently, even though it IS quite possibly the worst story I've ever written, Getting To Know You keeps getting hits and visitors. Which, to be quite honets, amazes me. But. Anyway. I guess I'm thankful. Even if it is kind of a piece of crap. shrug

Merry Christmas and God bless!

10/21/08: Hello hello! I'm sorry I have not been updating all that much... right now I've really just been working on STIME(So This Is Middle Earth) and also a NOVEL(yes, a real, actual novel... isn't it exciting?? Haha...) so my other stories are... neglected. I feel like I've abandoned children.

Looking at my note from New Year's Day this year, I am disappoined... I apparently had such great hopes and aspirations and now the year is coming to a close and will be over before we know it. But, I have updated some this year, and more in recent weeks, so... I will have to be satisfied. I am determined that STIME will be my first full-length, completed story and I am excited at that prospect.

Also, here's a little piece of news... I have just signed up to be a beta reader, so... yeah. If any of my readers has ever wished I could be their beta, now I can! Officially. So. Let the requests flow in, haha. I'm sure they won't really, but hey, it's an option.

Well, I suppose that is all for now... and I hope to be updating more regularly. I'll try to work on some stories other than STIME...

1/1/08: Happy New Year! Well, I haven't written anything new for far too long, I hate the fact that I rarely update, so it's part of my New Years' Resolutions to come back, write more, finish those I have started, and hopefully never abandon it again. (Though I'm sure FF has not missed me in the least) I have some new ideas for LOTR stories stirring in my brain, but I'm committed to not posting anything until I've written it and revised it so that it's accurate, etc etc. Mostly this is because I am (attempting) to stray away from the random and senseless stories I have been writing, and complete the journey into more serious fiction. But never fear, for I'm sure more than a few new random stories will slip through while I toil away on my real works.
There are some stories on here that are in progress that I am tempted to take down and rewrite, but that probably won't happen, at least not at present.
For all of you WREW(Worst Romance Ever Written) fans, I DO plan on finishing that in the sometime possibly near future! I have a few ideas but I really need to think it out more so that the end is not horribly sucky.
That's all for now.

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NOTE ABOUT MY STORIES: Most of them are random, pointless one-shots. If that's what you want to read, I would suggest the following: Confessions(2 short chapters) What's In A Name?, Captain, or Christmas Eve Cookies. Those are the most popular ones... if you're looking for an actual story, then I would NEVER suggest Getting To Know You, which needs to be thoroughly rewritten. Umm, I guess Diary of a Dark Lord, Worst Romance Ever Written, and So This Is Middle Earth are my favorites. Oh, For A Conscience is okay but not great.

MY STORIES

COMPLETED:
Attentions: Drunken Merry and Pippin declare war over Ivy Bolger.
A Random Day In Rivendale: You didn't know that RivenDALE was a real place, did you? Short oneshot. It's a weird parody type thing.
Behind These Bars: Ian reflects. National Treasure one-shot.
Black Riders On A Sugar High: What happens when you combine the Wraiths, sugar and caffeine in a confined space? Read to find out...Very random
Captain: Will once asked Jack why it was so important to be called 'Captain Jack Sparrow', and he did get a reply... sort of. Normal pirate language
Charmer: Someone thinks about Jack. NOT JackElizabeth, in answer to all you fans of that pairing.
Christmas Eve Cookies: The Fellowship make cookies. Silly little story.
Confessions: Each of the Fellowship share a secret with the others.
Fire In The Sky: A short one-shot about Sammy's Fourth of July.
Firstborn: Eomer's reaction to his firstborn. Short oneshot
Getting To Know You: The daughter of Faramir and Eowyn goes with her parents to Minas Tirith. There she meets Prince Eldarion. Her opinion of him is nothing good even after knowing him only a day. An unexpected announcement...(A/N: I hate this story. I wrote it a verrry long time ago, and the only reason I leave it up is because I like to see how bad my writing used to be. So if you just come across it and read it, don't be too harsh, we've all written crummy stories.)
Gollum's First Encounter With Taters: This is how it went...
Good Man: Jack reflects on things. Not related to 2nd movie.
Insignificant: You know those guards that are patrolling outside the fort during Norrington's promotion ceremony? This is their story...
It's A Wig: In which Gollum decides he doesn't want to be mostly bald anymore...
Jitters: Eomer's bride Lothiriel is nervous before the wedding.
Melon or Mellon: Poor, hungry Pippin gets two words confused.
Of Stuffed Bunnies and Palantirs: Saruman's stuffed bunny is stolen. Gandalf wants the Palantir. What's gonna happen?
Quest That Never Ends: A song sung by Frodo, set to the tune of 'This Is The Song That Never Ends'. Very random.
Randomness On Ice: The Fellowship have a very crazy time while ice skating...AU Very random
Regret: AWE spoilers. Jack reflects on his decision and the future of a certain couple.
Setting Sail Again: Barbossa examines how he feels, going off to save the man who killed him. R&R Normal pirate language NOT SLASH
The Orc Naming System: How the orcs are named, the conspiracy behind it...
The Reason Behind The Ring: Random spoof written about two years ago, about why Sauron created the ring.
Toothpaste: Other title: Why Crest Went Under. The reason behind it may lie with the preferences of the Jedi Council...
What Jedi Masters Do In Their Free Time: A hilarious account answering all your questions of exactly WHAT Jedi Masters do in their free time.
What's In A Name?: A humorous exchange between Vader and Palpatine as they try to come up with a name for, what, in the end, would be the Death Star.
Widen Your Horizons: A Jedi Padawan forced to learn to...bake? Silly little story I wrote a couple of years ago.

In-Progress:
So This is Middle Earth: A plain, nerdy bookworm winds up in Middleearth. While enjoying the land, she also has the tasks of bringing Legolas back down to earthas he's apparentlyup in the clouds,sending a fangirl home, and taming Elrohir and Elladan.
Diary of a Dark Lord: Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil lord, Vader, as you read through his entries.

INCOMPLETE (The stories I am never going to finish)

Oh, For A Conscience: Darth Vader has a visitor that only he can see: an excessively annoying teenage girl sent from Earth to try and turn him back to the light. Has he completely lost his mind? Thanks to everyone who read/reviewed this story! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it while it was going on. I'm sorry I'm not going to finish it, but really this story is a complete dead-end. I might eventually rewrite it and complete it but as of right now I don't really think that's going to happen. Thanks so much though!

HIATUS
Story of My Life: REPOSTED I've belonged to the state almost my entire life. I've been bounced around in different foster homes, and I've ended up running away from them all. And now, since the State can't find me another home, I'm going to a BOYS juvenile delinquent camp?
In My Shoes: Sammy returns to school as an eighth grader, but Heather is plotting all sorts of evil...and with a weird new teacher who has it in for her, how will Sammy's school year go?
Worst Romance Ever Written: A parody, in a way, of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically me writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who falls into Middleearth...you can guess the rest.
The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group: Who exactly is IN this group? What do they do there? What is with the sudden trips to Panera? Why was Mace pushed out a window? Who knows? Read the insanity to find out...